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Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:34 PM
I AM THE SLAYER OF BLOOFISH. :D :p

Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:37 PM
I CAN CATCH BLOOFISH ANY WHICH WAY.

TROLLING, JIGGING, PLUGGING, CHUNKING, DRIFTING, NETTING, ICE FISHING AND EVEN BOBBING FOR BLOOS WITH MY TEETH.

Goose
10-10-2003, 04:38 PM
You need professional HELP Mike.

Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:39 PM
YES I NEED THERAPY ALRIGHT. :laughs:

I SAW JOHNR TODAY. HE AIN'T GONNA CATCH NUTTIN' BUT A COLD. :p

Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:41 PM
JOHNR SHOULD CHANGE MY HANDLE TO "BLOOFER." :eek:

Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:42 PM
FISHWEEWEE IS A TURD.

Scotch Bonnet
10-10-2003, 04:46 PM
I think FishWeeWee has hijacked Clammers computer;)

Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:48 PM
SCOTCH WHATEVER GIVES YOU THAT IMPRESSION?:confused:

Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:53 PM
I MEAN \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\!

:p

Clammer
10-10-2003, 04:56 PM
Yea scothch your right ==it was #$%^&^% FWW =while I was taking a shower
@#$%%$ @#$%^% #@#$%^%^ Bluefish

we are going to Hooters right now =
Scothch we,ll see you in the mprning/////////////

Slipknot
10-10-2003, 05:25 PM
BUT, have ya caught any on #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& plugs yet?

bloocrab
10-10-2003, 05:33 PM
:eek: ...let me get this straight...


YOU AND WEEWEE WERE TAKING A SHOWER?????


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :confused: :confused: :smash: ....

I guess that commercial was right....Mikey will try anytthinggggg....:smash:

Scotch Bonnet
10-10-2003, 05:34 PM
:laughs:

beachwalker
10-10-2003, 05:35 PM
Clammer,

I know a guy who, everytime fishing comes up, when he asks me about what I am catching. He goes into a long winded story about how MUCH he has been out and how much he loves fishing and how awesome his boat is and blah blah blah blah.

Well recently it ended with:

"But I haven't landed any Bass yet but I get HUGE knockdowns while trolling."

So I ask:

"How fast are you trolling ?"

And he responds:

"About 5 kts."


:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

So Clammer. Are you trolling to fast ?

:laughs: :laughs:

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

:D

Scotch Bonnet
10-10-2003, 06:24 PM
Clammer steams past huge bluefish blitzes and doesn't even slow down, laughing at the f#$%@#& idiots catching blues. I can never resist stopping and catching a few.

bud8fan
10-10-2003, 06:52 PM
Hmmmmm?
WeeWee and Clammer in the shower? I dont even want to go there!!

Hey Clammer I bet even if you took the hooks off you would still catch those BLOOOOOOOOOFISH!!!!!!

Clammer
10-10-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Scotch Bonnet
Clammer steams past huge bluefish blitzes and doesn't even slow down, laughing at the f#$%@#& idiots catching blues. I can never resist stopping and catching a few.

NOT TODAY! :D

missing link
10-10-2003, 07:35 PM
I put 5 knots in my hangman's noose 1 Knot into my trolling

beachwalker
10-10-2003, 08:16 PM
Who ya hanging ?

Clammer
10-10-2003, 08:20 PM
FWW+is asleep already ,Im still working

I was catching them there @#$%^^% today on salty,s needles====& I didn,t take the plastic covers off the barbs///
Hooters was good//////

back to work hope to see ya tomorrow at the cookout////////////////

G/S if your coming =I need jig heads

:cool: :cool: :cool:

Duke41
10-10-2003, 08:33 PM
Clammer
I was out yesterday on a charter and guess what fish my charters wanted to catch....bluefish. I never had it so easy. Shot over to Potters Cove after I dropped them off and caught a small striper for dinner. From now on its chartersfor the new game fsih the mighty blue..:D

beachwalker
10-10-2003, 08:36 PM
Christ sakes Duke,

Charge more for a blue charter. Dems more dangerous and they can chop up gear..... :mad:

:D

Clammer
10-10-2003, 09:03 PM
Duke we had bass first

FWW ,got one witha tag , but he left it in ,he didn,t want to hurt the bass==========the bass was hoping he,d take it off

Bluefish charter===what the @#$%
& you charged them :smash: :smash:

Clammer
10-11-2003, 04:44 AM
I AM A BLOOFISH MAGNET.

(Mike is sleeping right now... :hihi: ...)

Scotch Bonnet
10-11-2003, 04:47 AM
F%$#&$@ NE WIND///////////////////////////////////

Clammer
10-11-2003, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by Scotch Bonnet
F%$#&$@ NE WIND///////////////////////////////////


!@#$!@#$@!#$!^%^!$$#@!#@$@!#$@!##!//////////////////

YEAH, TUFF WIND TO CATCH BLOOFISH IN. :D

Clammer
10-11-2003, 05:14 AM
Hubba hubba Bloofish centerfold :drool: :tooth:

THIS IS BETTER 'N HOOTERS!

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http://www.striped-bass.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=101521

Bill L
10-11-2003, 08:21 AM
Posting at 0615! I was looking for yous guys at the boat ramp. Never mind the wind, shoulda left the boat at home and gone out front and got your feet wet, if you know what I mean :D

JohnR
10-11-2003, 09:04 AM
I knew they were in deep kimshe when WeeWee said he would be running the boat & Clammer would go diving for the lost anchor ...

I waved to them from the shore before I went out to catch bass last night, where they caught 40 blues for every bass, I got a dozen bass to a bluefish :btu:

Duke41
10-11-2003, 09:19 AM
One of my secret charter captains secrets is to only use expensive wooden plugs for the wiley bluefish. I like the $12.00 Gibs Poppers in yellow or purple. I know the blues are a bastard to catch but with the right lure and some luck you can get one of these finicky bastards.:laughs:

Scotch Bonnet
10-11-2003, 09:40 AM
Bill, I was there at 5:30am to see the conditions. I saw your car but I didn't want to go out to the end in my pj's. It looked good out front.

Clammer
10-11-2003, 09:40 AM
I have to back into consulating[again] thanks to those @#$%^&^ yesterday:af:

Clammer
10-11-2003, 10:22 AM
:hihi:

fishweewee
10-11-2003, 08:25 PM
:hihi:

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Nebe
01-19-2009, 02:37 PM
I CAN CATCH BLOOFISH ANY WHICH WAY.

TROLLING, JIGGING, PLUGGING, CHUNKING, DRIFTING, NETTING, ICE FISHING AND EVEN BOBBING FOR BLOOS WITH MY TEETH.

:rotflmao:

Raven
01-19-2009, 03:40 PM
The Ewoks taught Clammer how to fish
with his teeth for bloos...

he knows a bunch of them...
he is their fearless leader

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ewoks.jpg

fumifish
01-19-2009, 04:54 PM
i can tell ..

this is the beginning of something beautiful...

and funny

Clammer
01-19-2009, 05:57 PM
NEBE ..you F$%^&*(

ya gotta start s hit // I,ve been real good lately //

the F #$%^&*() BLOOOOOOOOFISH PETA Society will be out in force / b usting my ass ;;


But ..I,ll send them to Wakefield / looking for the A H who BLOWS glass & a few other swinging things //

I,ve got it already set up to convince them that you killing the almost extinct very rare .. hairy ice cube SOOOOOOOOOO you can continue to BLow ........... with no reguard to life ><><><>:eyes:

Crafty Angler
01-19-2009, 06:15 PM
Uh oh...beware the wrath of Clammer, Nebe - :hidin:

Nebe
01-19-2009, 07:01 PM
:rotf2::rotf2:

fishaholic18
02-24-2009, 09:57 PM
The Ewoks taught Clammer how to fish
with his teeth for bloos...

he knows a bunch of them...
he is their fearless leader

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ewoks.jpg

:heybaby::heybaby:

ProfessorM
02-24-2009, 09:59 PM
LOL

gone fishin
02-24-2009, 10:57 PM
:D:DNow thats funny - from 03 to today and it's still funny!:bl::bl: