saw the doctor for physical today...I feel so cheap and dirty...a lesson in humility..:eek:

shore it was a finger:confused:

Did he have both of his hands on your shoulders?

:af: its not funny..i'm grumpin

Did he at least buy you dinner first?

*cough*

seriously though, us ol' gumps gotta do it, goes with the age :mad:

Wait 'til they stuff the camcorder up there. Nothing like watching your colon on TV.

So you're not surprised, "You may feel a little bit of pressure" is their way of saying that you'll be aired up to 35 PSI.

Yea your right Karl, colonoscopy(sp) saved my sorry arse!

my docs are terrified of me,why i dunno,guess knokkin one out once had somethin ta do with it.the batard shoulda told me first,i telllem now wait till im on deck and under the knife so i dont know.i bet tags doc sniffed his finger too.......:smash:

EWWWW!!!!!!!!

When I complain about having that checked, he says....
"It ain't so great for me either"

Lay on your left side, I'm right handed......:smash:

Had mine done this year - all O.K.
I was asleep though, NO Way I would be awake for that.
Cool video though', yous guys want me to post it?
:p

Bill

Tagger I never knew You swang both ways:p

you might feel some pressure ! pressure is like PAIN as is discomfort . come on tell me the truth so I dont threaten your life while you have your arm engulfed in my rectum .


its just not you old guys , Im not old and have had it done a couple times in the last 6 years . maybe my doc must like the stink finger . I do know he has never put both hands on my shoulder while doing his test . that will be the last thing he does !
its an out hole . thats why its tapers the way it does .

Originally posted by chris L
its an out hole . thats why its tapers the way it does .

LMFAO.....:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Originally posted by bassmaster
Tagger I never knew You swang both ways:p I don't... ask my doctor !!!:af: they can tell if cherrys gone... How about u loose lucy??? bet u would back into it :laughs: wife makes me go ...I'm glad its over..:happy:

Sure is hard to act all non-chalant with that going on in the back-yard. Sports talk is awful difficult with your teeth gritted and making sparks. Still, I wouldn't want his job...

THe finger lead to a biospy that lead to surgery that lead to diapers & a d/d////////
four back door videos tooooooooo

be happy dude ///:D :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And you were laughing when I had to go a couple of months ago. Look at the bright side...you are at the age where you should go every year.

:laughs: Oh yea ...was funnier when u went..:D ....

Tagger , wait till You see the plug Dave is sending Me
sucker............................................ .
cruzin by barter town brought back memorys

you went to Barter Town without telling me ?..:doh: I would have met u and bought u greasy burger .:yak: ...Dave Who ?? better not be Surfster .. :af: Next time your in Barter Town let me know or eles..:skulz:

1. Friend was a medic in Army.
2. Soldier came in for a procto exam
3. Friend hide behind curtain in room
4. Doctor inserted procto in 'the place'
5. Put one hand on guys left shoulder
6. Friend reached out and put hand on right shoulder
7. Doctor started humming 'Freight Train, Freight Train, Go So Fast'

Rest of story went so fast it's impossible to relate.

Ole Sarge

whats up Doc ? :confused: My finger.:hihi:

Doc...
"OK time for your r@cal exam"

Patient
"Don't you think you should at least buy me dinner first?"

Hey VAN did they put you on the rack and greese you like a truck.