http://www.sea-ex.com/recreational1/images/tigerfish.gif

http://www.fishinginternational.com/location/africa/africa.1gif

that would take the skin off of the back of your hand:eek5:

did that swim here from Africa?

Ya did it ?

And it looks like it would take the skin off the back of your hand AFTER it bit your arm off !

Nasty.... :eek:

A Mike Jackson, that would be a thriller
ok im a wise arse:smash:

Hehehehe

:laughs:

Not Africa...Fresh water Amazon

I think thats an african tiger fish, they are impressive looking.

Originally posted by striprman
http://www.fintastic.com/images/f7.jpg

http://www.sea-ex.com/recreational1/images/tigerfish.gif

That things look really scary!!!!!!!!

Question: "Why doesn't sharks bite some people(I can't mentioned the name of the profession)?

Answer: "For professional courtesy"

:happy: :happy: :happy:

I think what they're also called are Nile Perch :confused:

Maybe we should send the great Charlie Moore out to investigate ?
















Nope. On second thought let's send him Tiger fishing :D

Originally posted by beachwalker
Maybe we should send the great Charlie Moore out to investigate ?

That guy is such a knob

Exactly......

Originally posted by dondkim
That things look really scary!!!!!!!!
Question: "Why don't sharks bite Lawyers?
Answer: "For professional courtesy"
Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

I saw a fishing show that covered the Amazon river system, showing the various species that a there. In the show, I also believe they livelined pirhanna as bait for these monsters.

Originally posted by beachwalker
Maybe we should send the great Charlie Moore out to investigate ?

Those are giant African Tiger Fish

This is a Payara
http://www.acuteangling.com/Payara/payjaws.JPG


http://www.ibweb.com/uraima/uraima14_s.jpg














Nope. On second thought let's send him Tiger fishing :D

If I caught one of those, I'd think my Mother In Law learned to swim.

The Ole Sarge

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MikeTLive
[B]Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?


You gave away the name of profession.

:smash: :smash:

Holy shiite,

Look at the chompers on that S.O.B. !

Go Charlie ! :rolleyes: ;)

[[B]Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A Good Start



Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

Hey Charlie Moore can be pretty funny sometimes. Did you guys/gals catch the shows he did with Tim Wakefield? He kind of toned down hisa foolishness around "Wake", because he was generally in awe of him.



43 weeks left to the Bass Derby......

Did you hear about the law offices of Dewey, Scewum, and Howe?

Did you ever notice about how judges in Massachusetts are the best defense attorneys criminal don't have to hire?

We have to keep the same people who invent the rules/laws from enforcing them.

The only attorney you can trust is the one your paying, and then well.........maybe not.

As long as there's lawyer bashing going on...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?




One is a scum s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g bottom feeder. The other is a fish

A mafia boss realize $10 million is missing from his account and he thinks the only person who could embazzle the money is his own bookkeeper who happens to be dumb.

The mafia goes to his bookkeeper with his lawyer who can speak sign language.

Mafia tells the lawyer to ask the bookkeeper where the money is.

The lawyer asks the bookkeeper and the bookkeeper tell the lawyer he doen't know in sign language.

Mafia gets mad and take out his gun and pointing at the bookkeeper and orders the lawyer to tell the bookkeeper that he will shoot the bookkeeper if he doesn't tell where the money is right now.

The lawyer asks the bookkeeper as he was ordered in sign language.

The freighten bookeeper tells the lawyer the exact location.

So the mafia asks the lawyer "So what did he say?"

The lawyer says to mafia "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger"

:rocketem: :rocketem: :af:

A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its ass when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, "that's a docile old thing isn't it?"
"No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a lawyer into the cage and completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its ass?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."

Funny stuff :laughs: but getting flushed down to The Scuppers :)

that's the problem with interpreters...can't trust most of them these days...it's situations like those when I wish I were hearing (Not the mafia...):D

The lawyer says to mafia "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger"

:rocketem: :rocketem: :af: [/B][/QUOTE]

I was expecting a question from someone "So what happened?"

My answer: The lawyer is having a wonderful life in Bahamas.

:happy: :happy: :happy:

We were with ya (at least I was).

Excellent joke :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

:D :D :D