How many surfcasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none real fisherman dont do lights .

Chris beat me to it :D

How many boat fisherman does it take to make one count? :eek5: :hihi:

I'm not worthy...

your right your NOT ! LOL

question for Krispy:

when using a spinning rod, is the reel supposed to be on the top or bottom?

also, can i use a conventional reel on a spinning rod and vice-versa?

Mr. Krispy,

Can you tell me what knots to tie. I can't seem to keep my hook on the line. Even when I put bait on there it just seems to fall right off.

I have asked Notaro, Bassman and even went right to the top and asked the Lord himself (or herself depending on the company I am keeping. Oh but that's a whole other story).


Help me please :(

Krispy when i put line on My reel do I have to put it on backwards?

Mr Krispy, if I tie four 1/2 opunce lead lures with the furry white stuff alternating between mona, flurah, and tin leader, will it cast as well AS a bigg one?

How do you backwind?

If we were in the soon to be added "All Krispy, All the Time Forum", I would answer your Q's as follows:
when using a spinning rod, is the reel supposed to be on the top or bottom?
God Damn it Toby :af: How many times I gotta tell you, the reel goes on the bottom. I dont care if your lefty, deal with it like all those other weirdo left-handed freaks

can i use a conventional reel on a spinning rod and vice-versa?
Only boat people use conventional, cuz they can hold a beer in holder and put the rod in the other. You dont wanna be a boat person do ya?


Can you tell me what knots to tie. I can't seem to keep my hook on the line. Even when I put bait on there it just seems to fall right off.
:af: First off, in the "All Krispy Forum", protocol would state that I answer one question first, before another is asked of me. And your way out of order Beachwalker!! :smash:
No response for you!!!!!! :af: :af:

this could work. :laughs:

what about me? dont I get yelled at :(

Krispy when i put line on My reel do I have to put it on backwards?
Yes, all line must go on backwards, as its the nature of the reel. Except Van Staals, line is gently applied to the reel, with rose petals between every wrap and your are served a chocolate souffle after every cast. But only with upkeep of the warranty.
Is this a trick question from you Mass guys, I know your talking behind my back!!! :af: Its a conspiracy :smash:

Mr Krispy, if I tie four 1/2 opunce lead lures with the furry white stuff alternating between mona, flurah, and tin leader, will it cast as well AS a bigg one?
John, after many years in the surf, Ive found its best not to use leaders. Just slide the the eye of one Bucktail onto the hook of the next. This will allow it to look like a school of bait.
Otherwise I would just throw them into the surf and see what chokes on it, though Im not sure how far you would get it
Your from MA to right :rolleyes:

Your from MA to right

Yep- I'm from my Mom - you're from yours, right?

Krispy...

First of all, how much line should I have between my popper and the bobber? Also, should I put chunks of mackeral on both hooks on the popper or just one?

Thanks in advance.

Immaculate conception :angel:

So I guess this is what winter is goign to be like around here............:behead:

Originally posted by RIJIMMY
So I guess this is what winter is goign to be like around here............:behead:

yep. :happy: just add in some name calling and boat vs. shore battles. :D

then it will be spring . see how fast the winter goes by .

HeeHeeheee


:af: :af: :laughs: :laughs:

:smash: :laughs: :smash: :laughs:

dear krispy, I hope that you get Your own forum
it will be called get yelled at By krispy
I was wondering, when I put a swivel on and then a snap and another swivel do I need a leader?

Whip me, beat me, hurt me. Make me tie bad knots.........


:( ;) :( ;) :( ;) :( :D

Originally posted by bassmaster
dear krispy, I hope that you get Your own forum
it will be called get yelled at By krispy
I was wondering, when I put a swivel on and then a snap and another swivel do I need a leader?

Go lay down ya homo dork. :bshake:

I have a question on tides...

When they say... "the tides' coming in"...where exactly does it go? I watch as the waves brake against the shoreline and the sand just absorbs it right up. I spent countless hours with Tattoo and Goose digging into the beach..trying to find an answer. We couldn't figure out something...If the sand keeps absorbing the water, how does the water level get higher? Why doesn't the sand and the earth keep absorbing the tide keeping it at a level state?

I'm so glad there's going to be an "Ask Krispy Forum"!! :happy:

When they say... "the tides' coming in"...where exactly does it go?
Geez thats a dumb question Bloo :rolleyes: As the earth spins, it sloshes one soggy end to the other, sorta like a washing machine. Ya see, the earth is like a Twinkie, if you ball it up and dunk it in milk, then lay it on the table it all drains out one end. Simple science :smash: Keep digging :rocketem: :smokin:

Oh Great One Mr. Krispy critter, I have a question that needs answering also.

Whe I go gigging for stripers at night the bass seem to shy away from the light and swim away:confused: That baffles me and is very frustrating since I can't gig me no bass, can't seem to sneak up on them. How do you do it?:confused: Do I need a bigger more powerful light? The one I have is 15 million candlepower, maybe I should go for the 3 billion candlepower:confused: yes, I'm confused.
thank you in advance

Mr Slipknot, not trying to offend Mr Krispy in any way but perhaps InterplanetaryAngler would have some otherworldly gadget for your use... Like a wristwatch supernova or a little eel

First of all, how much line should I have between my popper and the bobber? Also, should I put chunks of mackeral on both hooks on the popper or just one?
Don, this is so basic, Im almost disgusted with myself to explain it to you. Apply a 3 oz pyramid sinker 3/4 of the way up your 3" leader and attach with superglue to the main line. This will allow proper underwater popping.
Next I recomend, to save yourself from any more embarassment, you rid yourself of any evidence that you've ever even seen the surf, leave the family behind and move out to Indiana as soon as possible.

Krispy yelled at me once and I was excited.


Thats all,
Mike

krispy You dont like me:(
i want to get yelled at:(

your on page 1 genius :smash:

thank You.

:af: JohnR didn't follow protocal however you spell that :af: Now I don't get a reply from Krispy :( I'm off to the grump forum now.
supernova wristwatch :btu::cool: I'll try that

Slip, :love:

Dear Krispy,

What happens if I try to pick Bassmaster's nose when my hands are covered with eel-slime?

:eek:

Oh I can answer that . it will slide right up into the empty cavern , becareful you may get Jonahed .

Dear Krispy, I got a question for you. If you are a carless and bike-less dude and carry a lot of load of chits to a spot, how should you limit yourself with tackles?

keep em low and follow through . take em out at the knees . complete all tackles . follow through . dammit follow through !

Krispy, i have a question about beach driving. when i drive on the sand, i always seem to get stuck. :confused: i made sure my tires were rock hard, 80#'s of air, but i still get stuck. i see alot of guys zipping around the sand and it looks like so much fun! i just want to join them in motoring down the beach at night with my high beams on! thanks in advance.

:ss:

i hope I dont get yelled at for replying 1st in the
ask Mr Krispy forum.
But You need 90 lbs of air in them tires

I thought that you had to have studded tires to drive on the beach or was that for driving on the jetty???
:confused:

Krispy is going to lose it on you guys............:eek:

Oh I can't friggin resist.

Dude, when you are pumped up to 90 you can drive ON the water.

Just make sure it isn't too rough out because you DON'T want the waves to wash up over the windshield. The salt makes it so you can through.

I did it once and NEVER again. What a mistake ! I had to run the wiper wash for like a half hour after I got back to the beach. The waves were batting my windsheild wiper blades around like they were deer or something. Man, NEVER again. Wow!


I am getting pretty good at it. I was able to try out like 5 different trucks last year. My insurance company was freaking out but screw them. What do they know ? I mean I paid them like $500 or something last year so. Anyway the best truck FAR AND AWAY is the H2. It worked the best. My mom was kind of freaking out but she always does that so I was like, whatever........ I mean Maaaum ! Jeez, like GET over it already.

But really all of em' couldn't handle like anything over 6 feet deep. So don't go out any deeper than 6 feet and make SURE you have the Hummer because if you don't you will be swiiming back in.I know dude. I mean I did it like ten times or something but it was REAL fun so dude, go for it !


This website is like so killer

krispy, you're really taking a beating here!!! no wonder?? after sticking up for my thread. anyhoo is it posible to keep eels alive? if so how? and no that's not a typo!!!! anyhoo?

Ok Seriously,

Mr Krispy,

I keep reading how everyone has been taking fish by slingin eels this fall. So I go and buy some. I go to the beach and put one on the hook. So far so good. The problem is the slingin.

I think I do a good job of getting the eel in the sling shot (well, I use a wrist rocket instead)

When I release the sling shot the eel starts to be slung and then...Bam. the line from my rod (in the sand spike next to me) catches on th spool and comes shootin back at me.

what am I doin wrong???

I know I am an idiot, but I do live in MA.

wHo makes a floatink castmastER?

why when fishing with eels at night from a boat some fisherman reel in and wait till the eel is 2 feet in front of the boat thinking a fish is hitting it and try and set a hook like there winding up to cast across the canal and those eels shoot out of the water whizzzing by my head sometimes just bearly missing is there away to know where your eel is at when you cant see a damn thing out there at night.

Originally posted by mrmacey
why when fishing with eels at night from a boat some fisherman reel in and wait till the eel is 2 feet in front of the boat thinking a fish is hitting it and try and set a hook like there winding up to cast across the canal and those eels shoot out of the water whizzzing by my head sometimes just bearly missing is there away to know where your eel is at when you cant see a damn thing out there at night.

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :btu:

Originally posted by JohnR
wHo makes a floatink castmastER?
now i know what to make outa wood:eek:

Originally posted by bassmaster
now i know what to make outa wood:eek: Will you krome the wood?

Dear Krispy,

If I stick my finger down Toby's throat to pull the trigger, will he :yak:

Dear Aunt Krispy
My problem seems to be that I just don't feel stylish on the beach. I know what I need to look so good but don't know how to carry them. So how do you carry your tackle box, huge boat net, radio, and six pack of beer when your on a beach where no motor vehicles are allowed?

winchmaster, if i can answer this for krispy, i would look into one of these carts. :D

Where is the sun lamp? I don't see a sun lamp?

Originally posted by fishweewee
How many surfcasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

how many michael jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb??








none..... Michael Jackson does not screw light bulbs he screws little boys!!!:smash:

ok heres my problem
i had the people at k-mart select a distance casting combo for me. i got the super duper south bend 4 ft rollerguide rod and i matched it with the big fish south bend black and yellow plastic reel and i put on the highest quality 100 pound test wire line. this reel has those awsome patented plastic gears!!!!! this setup cost me a wopping $15!!! i know, alot of money for the setup but i know it will get alot of use. but one problem i have is i cant cast far. i had mr.fergison, the expert fisherman at k-mart help me pick this out so im sure he picked the right thing. can YOU help me out here?

thanks in advance, christian

Mr.Kripsy, I like making fishing lures out of old hockey sticks, but the ones I made keep spinning around when I reel them in. Is a lefty or righty stick better:confused: Forward's stick or defenseman's...maybe I should try a goalie stick:confused:

Man Krissy is getting killed in this one

Mr. chumbucket,

I know what company you own by the description:cool:

Krissy - does leaving the gas pump nozzle attached to the truck instead of the pump enhance the aerodynamic efficiancy of your sand sled?

Originally posted by t.lapinski
winchmaster, if i can answer this for krispy, i would look into one of these carts. :D

That's just so so so,
wrong!

It's gotta be against nature, a googan sand sled!

Would I be able to take it down the cliffs here? Is it four wheel drive.
Please oh please I hope to never see one of those on a westcoast beach.

Dear Krissy (Heehee),

If we ask enough stupid questions will you finallt beg for mercy and ask thatbthis thread be cancelled ?

Dear Krissy,

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? :af:

Dear Krissy, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
Fishing :ss:

how was the cod trip :yak: :yak4: :yak6: :yak5: :yak: :yak4: :yak6: :yak5:

I will responding to all your individual dumbass Q's shortly :smash: ( you guys make me laugh ) :)

AND YOUR ALL OUT OF ORDER!!!! :af: :af: :af:

Krissy - does leaving the gas pump nozzle attached to the truck instead of the pump enhance the aerodynamic efficiancy of your sand sled?
If you had reminded me before the MDA about HABS letting this little piece outta the bag, I mighta fished with you :( ;) and Meade will get his one day, too bastages

when someone says the fishing is hit or miss, and i go fishing and i get neither hits nor misses what am i doing wrong?

Originally posted by Christian
when someone says the fishing is hit or miss, and i go fishing and i get neither hits nor misses what am i doing wrong? Hehehehe

If you had reminded me before the MDA about HABS letting this little piece outta the bag, I mighta fished with you and Meade will get his one day, too bastages Hey, just remember, Laptew was the one disseminating the information that morning

Dear Krispy,

When I sharpen my hooks on my plugs it is really hard to get them sharp unless I take that tube off the hooks (I like the protection it gives me when I am taking weed off the lure. The hooks don't stab me as easily).

Is there a better way to sharpen without taking them off ?

There are so many of them and it is hard to keep them all organized. I lost one once and had to borrow one from another lure. Then I had to buy some tubing to cut more. It was a pain.

Dear Krispy..

What is the difference between a latte' and a capachino???

Sincerely, Wired


:happy: :happy: :happy:

Dear Krispy,

What kind of girls dig us, a bunch of stinky and smelly fishermen, the unattractive kinds or the attractive kinds? I need a girlfriend so badly. My best friends are advancing me in their prime.:( :(

Originally posted by Notaro
Dear Krispy,

What kind of girls dig us, a bunch of stinky and smelly fishermen, the unattractive kinds or the attractive kinds? I need a girlfriend so badly. My best friends are advancing me in their prime.:( :(

Do you mean your best friends are making advances on you :laughs:

Heeheehee

:eek:

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Originally posted by JohnR
Do you mean your best friends are making advances on you :laughs:

very funny, johnr.:p :p im saying that i am a step behind them... how is the job hunting going for you?

Things are about to get really funny..........


:exp: :exp:

Hang in there JR

:laughs:

:smash:

Dear Krispy,

This fall I fished in the canal alot... but Daylight savings time really messes with my head. If I'm on the east bank of the east end the sun rises in the east which is also my right so that means right = east right? But one night the fish were hitting on the west side of the east end and the sun rose on my left which is west right? So to complete my experiment I went to the west end east side and the sun set on my right which is east right? So my question is does daylight savings have something to do with that and how did the sun rise and set on my east/right side in one day? I hope you can answer this because my girlfriend is getting sick of hearing me ramble on and on about this so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,
-Dave

oh and umm Slip protocal is spelled protocol... just trying to lighten Krispy's work load a bit. :rolleyes:

Good one C-Man!

BTW - Where's Krispy? Is he Asking Frank some of these before replying?


Originally posted by Notaro
how is the job hunting going for you?

I can't even get positions I'm grossly overqualified for at 40% of my previous salary :smash:

"Would you work for XXXx.xx with the chance of XXXX + an extra 5% in six months if our as yet unreleased product takes #^&#^&#^&#^&

" Uh, not if I want to keep my house" :smash: :smash:

I'm feelin' that one, too:eek: But there's that light at the end of the tunnel, somewhere...:happy:

dear Krispy, when will you snap? :lossinit:

dear Krispy, when will you snap?
09-26-2002 02:02 PM

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