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11-23-2003, 11:05 PM
Football Fans
A guy walks into a bar with a beagle under his arm. The dog is wearing a Buffalo Bills jersey and is festooned with the Bills' red and blue pom-poms.
"Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave," says the bartender.
"Look, I'm desperate!" says the guy. "We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning the guy that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Bills receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," says the guy, "I've only had him for three years
."
A guy walks into a bar with a beagle under his arm. The dog is wearing a Buffalo Bills jersey and is festooned with the Bills' red and blue pom-poms.
"Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave," says the bartender.
"Look, I'm desperate!" says the guy. "We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning the guy that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Bills receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," says the guy, "I've only had him for three years
."