Try going shopping at the Christmas Tree Shops!!!:doh: Man o' man, what a cluster %$#*&!!! The place is full of women with bargains on their mind and how fast they can move through the store, I'm telling you I had to get the heck outta there before one of these broads ran me down with the GD shopping carts! What a bloody free-for-all! Their heads are spinning 360 degrees while they hold an item up to look at it, out of the corner of their eye they see someone hold up something else, they drop that item and vault over the display to grab whatever the heck it is before they are all gone!!!!!:nailem: All set with Christmas shopping already, people are just so darn rude and inconsiderate!!! How is that for grumpage??:uhuh: So if you wanna experience what I did, head out to your local Christmas Tree Shop or just about any other store from now until the day after Christmas!:behead: :hang: :laugha:

just got back:af: wtf was I thinkin:smash:

Glad I wasn't alone Capesams, just sorry you had to go through such pain!:crying: Where did you go shopping?:smash:

started in wareham an worked my way back...just trying to find a place to park was enough to call it quits:mad: this is winter ..people go the h*** home already , summers over.:af:

Always amazed me that my first wife could drop a deuce in the Xmas Tree Shops faster than I could in M&Ds. I always wondered how ya could spend that kinda change in a junk shop where the biggest ticket item was like $6.99 :( :mad:

"30 bottles of Nantucket Gold SPF 30 sunscreen---we expecting a nuclear attack or something?"

"But honey was on sale for $1.99 a bottle"

"Uh, doesn't that stuff have an expiration date on it---how are we gonna use it all by next May?"

"Well it was just too good a price to pass up"

"Keeerist, why didn't you just take the $54 into the can and flush it" :af:

ya know what pusses em off? pretend your doin the thorazine shuffle up an down the aisle and make sure to eat the beans,lottttttttttttttttttttttttttttsa beans wioth lottsa onions fried for that sweet smell to the scent.2 big macs on top of that for back pressure with a liter of coke man and 20 minutes every time to blastage.i have it down to an art,when mama knows i dont wanna go she backs right off now.i dont give a sh!t,i will clear aisles and gag old ladys with the stench and i wont one cheek sneek it either i let it be heard round the world and i dont care who runs puking,if she drags me in an aisle crowded with sniveling have to look at every frign thing wimmenz i dont wanna go down thats it man.kapow,gassed. i had one braod say well i nver !!! i said i betcha have and let one short stainin foul run for cover thunderer go rip buuuuuuut good.dont get mad,get phartin'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

in hell wouldya go to a xmas tree shop for in the first place?
'specially on a weekend? Or walfart, or a mall... this time of year it's full of people trying to max out their credit cards on crap that will be thrown out in less than a year :rolleyes:
I'd rather get tar and feathered than go to one of them places.

I hate December, and what has become of the xmas season, bring the quiet of January and February, then skip on over to May.

KarlF...I pose the same question to you, "Why would I go to a x-mas tree shop this time of the year?????", now think about it for a minute and I guess you can come up with only one truely viable answer to that question!!!!:think: Clue-:love: Do we have the answer yet???

Yep, got the answer BF, kinda figgered it anyhoo, but, I also have the cure....
hand her cash and let her go, or take GOS advise, make the trip so miserable for her, that you ain't goin' again.
My wife would rather walk barefoot over hot coals than have me go in a store with her, trained her on that matter a loooong time ago.

Grumpage?? HMPTH! I cant say I feel sorry for anyone who goes into any store just after thanksgiving! I avoid them like the plague! (because I KNOW people will irritate me!)

ya know what pusses em off? pretend your doin the thorazine shuffle up an down the aisle and make sure to eat the beans,lottttttttttttttttttttttttttttsa beans wioth lottsa onions f

Grampa......its almost scary just how right you are!!!! Have you been sneaking into our secret ladies meetings????;) :D

Gonna try that fartin' thang KarlF, that Grampa Old Spook suggested...that is kind of my style anyway! I am pretty darn good at fartin', couple bowls of #3 chili, some broccoli on the side, a few hershey bars, a couple cups of muddy coffee and we are off to the races...yes sireee...off to the races!:laugha: :hihi: :doh: No more holiday shoppin' for this fella!

Whoops...sorry, please disregard last post as come to find out.....that is my recipe for my diarrhea thang!:laugha: :hihi: :laugha: :drool: But I will try that fartin' thang KarlF!

GOS you owe me a keyboard I damn near spit coffee readin this :btu:

Originally posted by grampa old spook
ya know what pusses em off? pretend your doin the thorazine shuffle up an down the aisle and make sure to eat the beans,lottttttttttttttttttttttttttttsa beans wioth lottsa onions fried for that sweet smell to the scent.2 big macs on top of that for back pressure with a liter of coke man and 20 minutes every time to blastage.i have it down to an art,when mama knows i dont wanna go she backs right off now.i dont give a sh!t,i will clear aisles and gag old ladys with the stench and i wont one cheek sneek it either i let it be heard round the world and i dont care who runs puking,if she drags me in an aisle crowded with sniveling have to look at every frign thing wimmenz i dont wanna go down thats it man.kapow,gassed. i had one braod say well i nver !!! i said i betcha have and let one short stainin foul run for cover thunderer go rip buuuuuuut good.dont get mad,get phartin'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

jenn i am a grampa with 6 kids and 5 of them gerls.i am smart theyrefore he with the stench wins freedom at the tv.mama werks at wallphart so i do it just to piss off the managers/storekeeps i dont like as well.is ok salty ,coffee dries but the stink lasts 20-30 minutes or so while it wafts in the aisles!.dont get mad,get phartin.i fixed her ass one day when she dragged me into womens stuff aisle.i grabbed the biggest bra and crammed it on my head making mikkey mouse ears and tying it under my chin,i went 28 minutes before she had a clue.between that gassing the customers and drooling like a rabid banshee she learned to just let me go to sporting goods and meet me theyre when shes done....

Ya gotta love the style of that Grampa Old Spook!:kewl: He is my hero!!!

just let me go to sporting goods and meet me theyre when shes done....


I guess I am lucky that hubby makes life so miserable if we go somewhere he doesnt want to go that I learned real quick to not to BEG him to go...but to go myself and let him do his own thing!!

err....but what if were both enjoying ourselves in the sporting goods section and my hubby lets one fly......whats it mean????:smash: :D

Originally posted by Jenn
err....but what if were both enjoying ourselves in the sporting goods section and my hubby lets one fly......whats it mean????:smash: :D You need to cook better, hehehehehe (You are a professional cook, right ?)

A;the food was good
B;he wnts to be alone to stare at the other broads ass without getting whakked
C;he wants the secret lure all to himself.

I used to shop with my wife . hell I used to go into stores but that stopped some 18 years ago . Now I give her 500 at a clip and she does it all . " your worse than the kids " got to smile when she says that . cart races in stores . loading everything we dont need into the cart , remove the things we were there for . open food and start eating it befroe we leave the store , fart right in front of people and the sniff the air and ask the stranger " do you smell that ? " , oh the list is long , bottom line is IM NOT ALLOWED TO SHOP ANYMORE . I even went so far as to know when she was shopping in the mall and I would show up and move her car to another side of the lot . leave rude notes on her car like " dont ever park in my spot again " "I see you" . when I did the one guess who she knew . funny thing she was with her Mom and her Mom found the note and was ready to call the police when my wife knew it was me . Ya see I write with both hands and she doesnt see the left side of me too often . Ive moved her carriage around a store ( without her seeing me ) many times then went home as if nothing ever happened . she would come home cussing up the " someone who keeps moving her carriage . " Damn honey Why would they do that ? "

good thing she loves an adventure !

Im am courageous cat

no john my but has been sitting behind a computer for a little over a year now,,,,,

the truth is he just lets it fly and doesnt care what anyone else thinks!:rolleyes: sometimes I hate that about him and sometimes I wish I were more like that myself! :laughs: