Who else can I piss off today? :happy:

I know somebody who crossed me off their Xmas Card List... :smash:

Let me go find him and have him post. Hold on. :laughs:

Arby.....I think you already pissed more some guys off with the :happy:

But since that was our 1st post on the Grumpage Forum, maybe, if their not too grumpy today, they'll let it pass.....

Pssst.....ya only wanna use :smash: :af: :mad: :rolleyes: type of icons here.....

The :D :cool: :) :happy: ;) :laughs: and such will get ya more grumpage than ya'd ever want.....

(Uh-oh, I used the :D :cool: :) :happy: :laughs: things, I'm in deep chit now!)

:af: :af: :af:

Come on Arby, give it your best shot, piss me off!:laugha:

Go over to the Plug Building Forum and look at all the people browsing!!! I have not seen that many people on the Striper Talk Forum lately, let alone on Plug Building???? See what you have done Arby!!!:smash: :doh: :biglaugh:

Got to go home now... Ah work, did I do any work today? :p

How's that... Later...

You did all that from work???? Now I am really pissed off!!!:af: :af: :splat: :splat: :splat: :scream: :laugha: :laugha:

nj sucks

MA sucks :D

thanks:D

anytime :D

Hey, knock off all those happy smilies in here:af: :af: :af: :af: :af: :smash:

check those at the door as you enter please:af:

In the spirit of the season... "BAAH HUMBUG!!!!":mad:

AHHH! yaall a bunch 3toed bridge trolls with nothin better ta do than piss at each other an smile while doin it,,I hope allya comfee heats at work freeze up an piss antifreeze on ya shinny shoes an ya argile socks metl around ya ankles.:af: :mad: :rude: :vamp: :bshake: one other thing, If I gota be grunpy Im takin ya with me..PHHRRITT.

Darn Tootin...Bah Humbug and the lot :af:

:bshake: toot... ya' grumpy New England bastaahds

Aaaahhh go take a trip to the Short Hills Mall why don't ya.... :laughs: (And good luck finding parking).

I'd rather go to the willowbrook mall...at least I can afford something there :D...I mean :af:

touche bassman. :laughs:

:smash: :happy: :D

and there's a nice tackle store near the willowbrook too :D :af:

I hate the PATRIOTS. :hidin:

There I said it and I feel better already! :happy: :happy:

I hate them too! :af: Lets root for the jets (I feel so ashamed)

Arby, Arby Arby.......:hs: :gf:.....when are you ever gonna give up on those lowly Giants?

:laughs: , uh, I mean :af:

The 2 things I hate worse than the Patriots are the Bruins and the Bosox. :yak5:

Yo, STEVE IN MASS :bshake: Ya' Wicked Pissah Baahsted. How deep's the snow up there yet?

Originally posted by fishweewee
Aaaahhh go take a trip to the Short Hills Mall why don't ya.... :laughs: (And good luck finding parking).

My wife loves that Mall. I hate it!!!! Now you did it... Slowly I turn... Step By Step... Inch By Inch.... :smash: :lasso:

Not as deep as some of the chit on this forum, but I fear all that is gonna change quickly come Saturday.....and I have to move furniture in that crap......:af: :af: :af: :af:

Originally posted by Arby
My wife loves that Mall. I hate it!!!! Now you did it... Slowly I turn... Step By Step... Inch By Inch.... :smash: :lasso:

I have the same problem Arby. :laughs:

You want GRUMPY??? Celine Dion's old fart of a dad kicked the bucket the other day. I have tickets to see her ('cause my wife likes her) in Caesars Palace in Vegas on Saturday night. You think the miserable Horse-Faced Beatch would mourn a little more so I can get a refund and still look good?

NO SHE WOULDN'T!!!

She's back tomorrow night. :af: :af: Guess where I'll be saturday night.... :af: AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

:eek: man, that's a pretty good case of grumpiness you got there :eek:

Look at it this way, Arby......chances are Saturday morning you'll be in the middle of a snowstorm, and you'll end up sleeping on the floor of the airport waiting for your flight to be cancelled......and then you'll miss the concert and still look good.....:p:smash:

Fishweewee. I'm fit to be tied... You think just once I could get lucky in Vegas? :doh: Nah, not the Arbster...

Weewee, I thought you lived on Lawn Guyland... :confused:

Originally posted by STEVE IN MASS
Look at it this way, Arby......chances are Saturday morning you'll be in the middle of a snowstorm, and you'll end up sleeping on the floor of the airport waiting for your flight to be cancelled......and then you'll miss the concert and still look good.....:p:smash:

Steve, my Steve... I feel I can call you that... IF THE PLANE DOES NOT FLY ON SATURDAY I LOSE OUT ANYWAY BECAUSE MY CONCERT TICKETS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE. I PAID $380.00 FOR 2 TICKETS TO SEE CELINE DION!!!

That will then rrreeeaaalllllllllly get me :af:

Nah, he's one of those grumpy old Yuppie bastages from the "Construction State"........:af: :smash:

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

Arby,

Live in CT.

Fish all over the place.

Dragged to the mall in NJ.

:laughs:

who is the dog:mad:

Originally posted by fishweewee
Arby,

Dragged to the mall in NJ.

:laughs:

See now I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

How often are you dragged there? I own a house about 10 minutes from there, My son's new mom-in-law works there. Guess who my wife's new best friend is? Fortunately my wife and I have a biz down the shore so we're living there for now.

Originally posted by bassmaster
who is the dog:mad:

Celine Dion....... aaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!

what she a rapper and does she come with papers?

From the way she's sitting, looks like a pre-change-op pic!
mannish girl, mannish girl
:eek:

Arby, what can I say, the missus loves that mall. Especially when the weather is too cold out to go to the Woodbury Commons Outlet Godzilla mall a little further North.

Arby - what's the deal with Vegas when you could save a bundle of cash, get a chance to fish right out front, and still see some loser on stage right in Atlantic City? (Just curious. I'm not much of a casino guru).

FWW - as long as you're making the trek, check out the Freehold Mall, man. You're wife won't be sorry you did and you get to carry everything, too.

Originally posted by fishweewee
Arby, what can I say, the missus loves that mall. Especially when the weather is too cold out to go to the Woodbury Commons Outlet Godzilla mall a little further North.


Ya' making me :laughs: ... My younger son is a freshman in college in Poughkeepsie. Guess who has voluteered to go pick him up the last 2 times so she can stop at Woodbury Commons on the way up? My wife ;) I've agreed to stop there with her once so far :lasso: Talk about no parking. Nowhere near as exclusive (insert snobbish if you will) as Short Hills Mall though.


Also, BM. She sang the theme song to the movie Titanic "My Heart Will Go On". Some of the entertainers that have shown up on her albums include Barbra Streisand, Andrea Bocelli (the blind opera dude), Carole King and others. My fee to give you this information is gonna cost you a plug.

Originally posted by Jimbo
FWW - as long as you're making the trek, check out the Freehold Mall, man. You're wife won't be sorry you did and you get to carry everything, too.

SHHHHHH! Don't give her any ideas!

oh for a min i thought she was a real singer

Originally posted by Arby
You want GRUMPY??? She's back tomorrow night. :af: :af: Guess where I'll be saturday night.... :af: AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

No Pity for Jets fans :af:

Originally posted by Jimbo
Arby - what's the deal with Vegas when you could save a bundle of cash, get a chance to fish right out front, and still see some loser on stage right in Atlantic City? (Just curious. I'm not much of a casino guru).


Jimbo, there is no freakin' better place on this sweet earth than Las Vegas if you like to gamble. Comparing Vegas to Atlantic City is like comparing Lamiglas to a Zebco Snoopy Rod. I go every april to a convention there (NAB) with my bosses at work. Every casino on "The Strip" beats AC. That new slogan is true. Take the Venetian Casino's Mall as an example. They run Gondolas thru the center of the mall. Las Vegas is like an adult's Disneyland.

Yeah, and $500/night "entertainers." :laughs:

I dunno, Arby, for hating her so much, you sure seem to know a lot about Celine......
:smash: :smash: :smash:

And John, Arby ain't no Jets fan.....he just keeps sticking his head in the sand about those lowly, pitiful (did I say lowly?)Giants........:smash: :smash:

Originally posted by fishweewee
Yeah, and $500/night "entertainers." :laughs:

What Happens Here... Stays Here :heybaby: :hf1: :humpty:

:hihi::heybaby:

:lurk:

Originally posted by JohnR
No Pity for Jets fans :af:

What did we ever do to you :confused: :af: lousy year...maybe next year...

So this is the secret hangout ? Any special skills required here, or do you just have to wear a helmet and gasmask?

Hey Arby
Celine=Camel toe. :p
www.cameltoe.org

Shes got a great voice Ill give her that.

How did Berkeley do this year?

OK, will the freakin' (jersey adjective) weathermen stop getting all freakin' (again used as an adjective) excited about the freakin' (yep, same adjective again) snow coming? :af:

By tomorrow morning there will be, at most, 2 freakin' inches on the ground at Newark Liberty Airport. I will be on my way to Lost Wages, I mean Las Vegas, and gambling no later than 7 hours later.

Who else beside me bought another snow shovel in the last 24 hours? :smash: I have 4 already but (insert 1st paragraph here). :af:

I promise to get even GRUMPIER in the next 24 hours. You can bet (ahhhh, I'm betting already... :cool: ) on that!!!!




Tinman, guess where the Celine picture came from? ;)

Shovel ? Shovel ? Where the hell is my shovel ? Oh ya, the garage next to that snow blower thingie.

Why does my shovel end up bent and with broken edges? Is it cuz the wife uses it to break up ice jams?

Why does my wife drive the car through the driveway 4 or 5 times before I get the snowblower out and have to try to cut through the friggin packed snow?

Why does my steel roof wait until I have the drive finished before it drops a load back in the driveway?

Why does the wind blow the frigging snow back into my face when I trying to clear the driveway?

Why does my wife ring my friggin cell phone when I'm snowblowing and say 'Good Job' I'll make coffee for when you finish!!

WHY WHY WHY !!!

I'm turning into a Grumpy Old Phart !!!!!!


The Ole Sarge

Why does the plow always come down my street AGAIN, JUST as I move the last shovelful from the end of the driveway from their last pass?......:mad::af: :af: :af:

Originally posted by STEVE IN MASS
Why does the plow always come down my street AGAIN, JUST as I move the last shovelful from the end of the driveway from their last pass?......:mad::af: :af: :af:

take me an hour to clear that driveway then...down the road it comes and I gotta clear it again...:af: :af: :af:

I don't put them in danger, but when I see the plow coming, I tell my kids, "Run down to the end of the driveway and pretend you're shoveling." He usually gives them a wide berth so at least I don't have to shovel as much at the end of the driveway and can drive over what's in the street.
By the way, as we speak (or type as it were) Central NJ is starting to shut down.
Arby, I know it's not Vegas, but if your plans get cancelled, you could always drive inland and we'll play 5 Card Stud at my kitchen table and you can pay my 7 year old to put on a show for you.

I have every faith in the fine ground crew at Newark Liberty International Airport and Continental Airlines to get my posterior in the air tomorrow morning... Think good thoughts... Think good thoughts... Think good thoughts... Think good thoughts...



Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh :af: :smash:

Um, Arby, did ya make it? :err:

Well, I'm back... I spent the morning on saturday worried that the plane would be cancelled. Thus, I would lose the money for the Celine Dion Concert to boot. After 2 hours delay and a multitude of de-icing fluid, we took off minutes before they cancelled all flights. Since it's the law to turn off the cell phone during air trips, apon arrival and turning it back on I got a voicemail from "Ticketmaster" informing me that Celine cancelled the show for that night herself :smash: . All I could do was laugh.

The wife and I took a trip to the "Grand Canyon". You would think that there would be some safety guardrails for the tourists on these tours to look over the side? :confused: Looking over the top of a 2000' drop without any type of barrier is pretty freakin' dangerous. Met some Native Americans (read "INDIANS") at lunch. MY wife bought some over priced bead jewelry from them....

WE must've tipped over $200 alone. Taxi cab drivers, Taxi Stand Hosts, Waiters, Waitresses, Airline baggage handlers, Tour Guides, Gondola drivers. You name it, we tipped them...

Gambling? I was up about $500 at one point. Lost that and $800 additional the last night while my Blackjack newbee wife made $1600 the last night.

Entertainment - Saw a Magic show at the Sahara which wasn't too bad. The next night we went to the "Tournament of Kings" (re: Bad Actors doing the bad Dinner Show eat with hands type crap while we watch jousting King Arthur rubbish) at the Excaliber. The wife loved that...

Oh, I almost forgot!!! Seems we were in Vegas during some major Rodeo Championship of the world type tournament. I have never seen so many cowboys in one place in my life. Yee Haw.

Well, will I go to Vegas again? You bet!!! :happy:

Karl
I thought the same thing and was taking a closer look .

manly yes but I like it too !