A pirate walks into a bar..

He's dressed just as you would expect a pirate to be dressed, ya know, ruffly shirt, peg leg, eye patch and other attire associated with swash buckling, pillaging and the like. The only thing is he has a boat steering wheel stuck on his "fishing rod" get my drift? (JohnR I'm trying to be family friendly)

Anyway... he walks up to the bar and says "bartender pour me a whiskey tall with no ice." The bartender turns to him with the glass and says "doesn't that steering wheel bother you?"

And the pirate says "Arrrr it drives me nuts!"

I saw a pirate captain in a restaurant, he had a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. I went over and struck up a conversation. After a while I asked about the peg leg. "Lost it to a shark" he said. How about the hook? lost in a sword fight. How'd yah lose the eye? "a seagull pooped in it" What I exclaimed.
" It was my first day with the new hook" he said.

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I LAUGHED BIGTIME!

A kid goes up to an angry pirate and askes him a question....

QUESTION- "How much does a pirate charge for ear-piercing?"

ANSWER- " ARRRRR..... a buck an ear!"

ya heard of the brand new pirate movie coming out:
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its rated arhhhhhhhhhhhh :laughs:

Its Halloween and little Joey is going to school dressed as a pirate.....he gets into class and his teacher says, "Joey, that is a nice pirate costume, but where are your Buccaneers"? Joey replies..."they are under my b#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' hat"!:hihi: :laugha: :hs: