View Full Version : Wee Wee @ The Movies: "Cold Mountain"


fishweewee
12-26-2003, 12:49 AM
Was puzzled by this flick.

No doubt a well-made movie, I just wasn't really into it.

Pluses:

1) Nicole Kidman nekkid
2) Natalie Portman sorta half-nekkid
3) Renee Zellwegger is just priceless portraying a country bumpkin hick
4) Nice civil war re-enactments
5) Lots of shoot-em-ups

Minuses:

1) Too much kissy-huggy romance crap.
2) Lots of Brit/Aussie actors trying to fake a southern accent.

My take: a curious flick, sorta felt like a western.

Most of the women I surveyed felt the movie was too violent.

Most of the guys I surveyed said there was too much lovey dovey crap.

So, in the end, nobody is really happy.

-WW

Clammer
12-26-2003, 07:19 AM
whats the review on the Russell Crow movie??????????///:confused:

UserRemoved1
12-26-2003, 07:46 AM
wtf We gonna call you......

Siskell and weewee? :laughs:

Katie
12-26-2003, 07:52 AM
Have you done movie reviews before... cause you not all that bad.. better then me.. gotta get more from ya...:D

Nebe
12-26-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Clammer
whats the review on the Russell Crow movie??????????///:confused:
I found it as a very serious movie with little comedy. I grew up on boats large and small, so I was in heaven.. its more of a documentary type movie like dances with wolves

fishweewee
12-26-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Clammer
whats the review on the Russell Crow movie??????????///:confused:

Mike, "Master and Commander" gets two wee-wee's up from me. Good flick, if you like Horatio Hornblower you will love this movie. Crowe puts in a good performance, a little more humble than previous flicks.

Lots of action, at times very gory - particularly the boat doctor scenes. Not for the squeamish!

-B

fishweewee
12-26-2003, 10:51 AM
Oh yeah, there was a cool scene where Jude Law was doing a tautog imitation...munching on live fiddler crabs. :hihi: :yak:

CSK
12-26-2003, 11:24 AM
I haven't seen Cold Mountain, but I liked the book.

Master and Commander was very good, and I'm not a R. Crowe fan. I am however a huge Patrick O'brian reader.

Clammer
12-26-2003, 04:38 PM
I guess I,ll be checking it out ===gotta clean up now from all the fish we caught today///////////:happy:

Nebe
12-26-2003, 05:00 PM
Clammer!? Fish????? Holdovers?????? I'm jealous:smash:

Clammer
12-26-2003, 05:18 PM
Yep ,,smoked them Bob got one about 13/15#:happy:

Nebe
12-26-2003, 05:40 PM
:smash: :smash:

My last bass was 26#:laughs:

If the planets are aligned correctly I'll be doing a comando holdover mission on New Years morning in my neck of the woods :nailem:

fishweewee
12-26-2003, 06:44 PM
u guys caught fish? you bums :crying:

Clammer
12-26-2003, 07:57 PM
! 100 ++++++++==:D

JohnR
12-26-2003, 08:01 PM
Mike your spot or his ?

Merry Xmas BTW :D

Nebe
12-26-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Clammer
! 100 ++++++++==:D

That's a lot of BLOO-FISH:D

Clammer
12-26-2003, 08:45 PM
Johnr =his

ain,t no bluefish

now I was thinking=======sca\rap the tin boat==see if I can find one better without a lotta $$$$,keep the same motor & the trailer is great , I have a brand new battery in the garage ==so I would only need a fish/finder===========presto =======3000 bass ayear :laughs:

Jenn
12-26-2003, 09:16 PM
did somebody say russell crowe???? meee-ooowwwwww!

Clammer
12-26-2003, 10:35 PM
Jenn --you like to eat Crowe??:angel:

fishweewee
12-27-2003, 08:02 AM
:crying:

Jenn
12-27-2003, 11:29 AM
:blush:

gladiator was my fav.....maybe because he was half nekked the whole time...HMMMMMM

fishweewee
12-27-2003, 06:11 PM
"My name is Desmus Meridius Maximus..."