View Full Version : How About These Famous Idiots With Their Kids?


BigFish
01-04-2004, 03:45 PM
I can't get over the thought process going on in the minds of some of these silver spoon fed, living in their own world, famous people and the way they treat their children!!!:af: Micheal Jacka$$ first of all....dangling his kid off the hotel balcony in Germany.....if that were you or me, would we not be charged with child endangerment, thrown in jail, heavily fined and we would lose our kids to social services?:uhuh: Now this crocodile hunter "Idiot", (I do not even know his name, we will call him Moron) holding his one month old son under one arm while he feeds a 13 foot crocodile with the other! What the hell was HE thinking? One little slip, trip, fall or butter fingers and that croc would have lunged and grabbed that tastey little morsel and swallowed him whole like it was nobodys business! Cruel? Child endangerment? Wreckless? Nope, not according to the Croc Moron.....he was in complete control at all times and at no time was his son in danger! No danger???? In complete control???? What happened to the second half of Sigfreid and Roy???? Is he in complete control at all times??? Is he in danger when he is in that cage???? Obviously he is not in control always, and he is always within dangers grasp as he was mauled by the same animals he has been training for years! The croc Moron has no idea what is going through the mind of those creatures! Furthermore, aren't we all liable to trip now and again, it happens! So who is to say it could not happen to him? That is why they call them "accidents" and not "on-purposes"! JERKS!!! These people should be made an example of, and be subject to the same laws that we would be subject to had we done something stupid with our children! But I guess because they are rich and famous, they have a special set of rules just for them!!! When Michael Jacka$$ was arrested on child molestation charges....he was allowed to "surrender" to authorities, lands at an airport at a pre-arranged time, struts off the airplane in the hanger, and is greeted by handshakes all around by the same police that are supposed to be arresting him on charges of molesting children! If that was us, we would have been hunted down, body slammed and handcuffed and thrown in jail without a thought! We pay taxes too and these people benefit by the double standards that are set in place by the authorities that are supposed to treat all men equally! Well, I guess it really is every man for himself!!!:wall: :wall: :wall:

missing link
01-04-2004, 03:59 PM
Yeah that pissses me off how well michael jack$$ was treated on such a serious charge.

BigFish
01-04-2004, 04:11 PM
Yes hello Mr Jackson, how was your trip? Nice to meet you, I am such a big fan, could I have an autograph for my son???? He is such a big fan of yours! Now Mr Jackson.....if you would just hop into this limo, we will wisk you to the police department......champagne Mr Jackson? Now, when we arrive outside the station, of course for the benefit of the media, we will have to "apply" the handcuffs just for a moment when you float from the limo into the police station at which time we will then remove them gently, and have you wait in the stations special dudi/fecies room! This is a room where we make you sit for approximately 20 seconds while we fluff the pillows in the mug shot room where we will then take several photos of you...Mr Jackson, which is your good side??? Could we get make-up to just powder Mr Jacksons face a little more...and maybe some more lipstick....yes thats it! OK Mr Jackson, if you could just give us a big smile....we can finish up, and wisk you off to the airport and you can jet back to that perverted haven you call Never Never Land and claim that we mis-treated you!!!! OK Mr Jackson...thankyou for coming...nice to have met you, take care now!:af: :yak: :yak: :yak:

chris L
01-04-2004, 04:16 PM
just a dad thought here but who/what was supporting that one month old babies head ? I mean to say isnt a month old NOT strong enough yet to support its own head . I do remember a weabals head action when very young .

yup we are all in control at all times didnt you know that . idiots want the publicity . If his reasoning was so the kid can get used to being around crocodiles . why not do it in the privacy of your own wildlife sanctuary instead of the cameras and a full audience ?

I wonder where the parent license went to .

BigFish
01-04-2004, 04:26 PM
Yeah ChrisL you are correct on the head supporting thing! I got kids of my own and you hit the nail right on the head. His reasoning was that he wanted his son to get used to crocodiles....what the hell is a one month old baby going to remember about being around a crocodile????? What an absolute idiot that guy is!!! I always thought he was mightily lacking any gray matter whatsoever, so I guess I was just proven correct! Still it shocks me that a parent can put their own child in such a position, and then claim that there was no harm done!:doh: :tm:

BigFish
01-04-2004, 04:28 PM
How about the woman who was arrested for driving while breastfeeding her child????? I know she was arrested, and found guilty of child endangerment and sentenced, also lost her child to social services for awhile! That would never happen to anyone who is rich and famous though!:doh:

Squid kids Dad
01-04-2004, 04:29 PM
:huh: :huh: :wall: un-blieveable...

Slingah
01-04-2004, 04:51 PM
gotta see that croc hunter thing
that guy's definietly not right upstairs:smash:

BigFish
01-04-2004, 05:15 PM
Slingah...you have not seen the tape of the croc idiot trotting his four week old son in front of the crocodile like a afternoon snack? Wait till' you see it, what an a$$ this guy is!:smash:

CAL
01-04-2004, 05:17 PM
Big Fish, saw that on TV the other day. What a moron!
Did it happen in the U.S.? Even if it did, I doubt he gets charged with child endangerment :af:

BigFish
01-04-2004, 05:21 PM
No CAL, it happened down under......right where the croc dude keeps his thinking apperatus!:laugha: :hihi: They are investigating whether charges should or could be filed! I think he should be filed under "cheesehead"!

CAL
01-04-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by BigFish
No CAL, it happened down under......right where the croc dude keeps his thinking apperatus!:laugha: :hihi: They are investigating whether charges should or could be filed! I think he should be filed under "cheesehead"!
Oh, so they're investigating whether or not to press charges?:mad: I've heard of people being brought up on charges for leaving a kid in the car when they run into a convenience store for a paper and they aren't sure if they want to bring charges against this clown? :smash: :smash:

BigFish
01-04-2004, 05:30 PM
CAL...finally, someone who is on the same page with me! Exactly the point I was trying to make! We simply, and though it is a stupid thing to do, leave our child in the car for a moment to run in the store, as if that is not bad enough, but this jacka$$ is dangling his 9 pound snack pack son in front of a friggin carnivore and they need to see if charges should be filed? Amazing world we live in isn't it CAL?:doh:

Squid kids Dad
01-04-2004, 06:49 PM
I agree with all of you..He should not have done that...But if anyone is at (home with the crocks) he is ...if thats possible..Thank God nothing happened....P.S. I do enjoy his shows...Does that make me a bad person//

beachwalker
01-04-2004, 07:04 PM
I think you folks are trying to censor him. You know, kind of like how Bush is censoring everything.....

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Truthfully, what a moron ! :af: :af: I couldn't agree with you guys more. I always thought he was taking the showboating thing a little to far but that was ridiculous. And his helper wife was right there with a smile ! What a wanker.......

Nebe
01-04-2004, 07:16 PM
Do you know when the little boys at the neverland ranch know when its time to go to bed????????

When the big hand touches the little hand :D

beachwalker
01-04-2004, 08:00 PM
Did you hear MJ and Elton collaborated on a song together ?




Don't let your son go down on me..........:smash: :smash: :smash:

BigFish
01-04-2004, 08:38 PM
I like that word....Wanker...Wanker....yeah, I like that word!:kewl:

Nebe
01-04-2004, 08:56 PM
:laughs:
Did you hear McDonalds has a new burger named the McJackson????
its a 38year old pickle in a 8 year old bun....:smash:

O.k. I'll stop now:eek:

missing link
01-04-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Eben
:laughs:
Did you hear McDonalds has a new burger named the McJackson????
its a 38year old pickle in a 8 year old bun....:smash:

O.k. I'll stop now:eek:


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missing link
01-04-2004, 09:01 PM
ok so jacko was walking with the hand cuffs on in to the jail some lady said '' hey machael heres a bottle of pepsi '' Michael says
'' I dont like it in the bottle, I like it in the can!!!!''

Nebe
01-04-2004, 09:37 PM
:smash:

I got more, but John R would delete 'em in a heartbeat:eek:

fishweewee
01-04-2004, 10:41 PM
:laughs:

Bill L
01-04-2004, 10:59 PM
Eben, you need to go to the Gutter :D


Q; How many Michael Jackson's does it take to screw a light bulb?

Nebe
01-05-2004, 12:11 AM
I dunno??? how many?

I need a link to this mysterious land called the gutter... I think my calling my be there..:eek:

What does micheal jackson and neal armstrong have in common???

this one is a true classic:D

Slipknot
01-05-2004, 12:18 AM
Eben, send a pm to JohnR and ask to get into the gutter.

Nebe
01-05-2004, 12:47 AM
:skulz: :devil: :skulz:

you guys dont know what your infor:laughs:

fishweewee
01-05-2004, 09:47 AM
I'm WAITING Eben.... :laughs:

Jimbo
01-05-2004, 10:27 AM
The Croc guy was on NBC this morning trying to justify his actions and say it wasn't the right thing to do and he won't do it again. Too bad for him he didn't think first or his wife didn't say something about taking it a little too far. A lot of kids looked up to him. I wonder if Animal Planet will keep him on? No matter to me I always liked Jeff Corwin better.

fishsmith
01-05-2004, 10:54 AM
The croc hunter is an attention hungry ass.

Here's the latest Wacko joke i heard -

What's light brown and you find in a diaper?



MJ's hand.

Nebe
01-05-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by fishweewee
I'm WAITING Eben.... :laughs:

To the guttah..

Van
01-06-2004, 09:27 AM
I heard today that the croc hunter said he was sorry..

No,,, not sorry for what he did, sorry he let it be taped,
WHAT AN @SS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the kind of person that should have been neutered so he could not reproduce.

Preferably neutered by a crocodile...:behead:

BigFish
01-06-2004, 10:24 AM
I agree with Van! A labotomy might be a good alternative!:smash:

Katie
01-06-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Slingah
gotta see that croc hunter thing
that guy's definietly not right upstairs:smash:


The guy is never there. He messes with crocks that are bigger than him.

The Dad Fisherman
01-06-2004, 11:28 AM
Q: What do Micheal Jackson and K-Mart have in common?



A: They both have Kids clothes 1/2 off



Sorry....You guys bring out the worst in me :D :D

beachwalker
01-06-2004, 06:05 PM
hehehe

:) :laughs: :laughs: :)