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C-5 CC
01-17-2004, 11:36 AM
I know this is a crazy question, but I need to settle a bet. When the old guy would fake a heart attack...who would he say that he was going to meet in heaven? Ex: "I'm commin ____, I'm commin _____!" while looking skyward.
Thanks:smash:

Karl F
01-17-2004, 11:38 AM
'Lizabeth

JohnR
01-17-2004, 11:40 AM
Elizabeth....

"Put your face thru a door keyhole and make Gorilla Cookies"

C-5 CC
01-17-2004, 11:41 AM
Thanks!!!! No one won the bet, but at least I wasn't the only one that was wrong, "misery loves company."
Brandon

Backbeach Jake
01-17-2004, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by JohnR
Elizabeth....

"Put your face thru a door keyhole and make Gorilla Cookies"
Forgot that one! Now I gotta get coffee outa my keyboard

CAL
01-17-2004, 01:31 PM
I thought the gorilla cookies one was Aunt Esther :confused:

JohnR
01-17-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by CAL
I thought the gorilla cookies one was Aunt Esther :confused:

It was but that was the only other quote that really stuck in my mind from that show... And if I remember right it started with "You're SO ugly...."

CAL
01-17-2004, 04:29 PM
:laughs: She use to always call Fred a heathen :devil:

Crafty Angler
01-17-2004, 08:18 PM
I don't suppose any of you are old enough to remember Redd Foxx Party Records....
:laughs:

Nebe
01-17-2004, 08:55 PM
Lamont... Lamont.... my heart!.....

Canalratt1
01-17-2004, 09:32 PM
You big dummy!

Karl F
01-17-2004, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Crafty Angler
I don't suppose any of you are old enough to remember Redd Foxx Party Records....
:laughs:

Yup, friend of mines parents had a stack of them.
Think that is how I learned to cuss correctly :laughs:

"Ya dusent have to wash your whole ass, but please, please, wash your *******!"

Crafty Angler
01-17-2004, 11:22 PM
Yeah, Karl, I think I was 12 or 13 myself the first time I heard one of the party albums - man, you must be a vintage dude yourself.

"I never went to college myself. Ain't nothin' in college they're gonna teach you that will help you in a brick fight. They don't teach you nothin' about d#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' bricks." Redd Foxx

I thought it was a pretty damned good observation even back then (considering me and my friends used to have brick fights at the old coal power plant down the wharf from my house).

But I ended up going on to college anyway, in spite of Redd's best advice. :smash:

CAL
01-18-2004, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by Canalratt1
You big dummy!
:laughs:

RickBomba
01-18-2004, 11:29 AM
I loved the dummy thing so much I've been calling the girlie that for years (long before we started dating).
OOPS! Here she comes now.
Later
Rick

Mr. Kav
01-19-2004, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by JohnR
Elizabeth....

"Put your face thru a door keyhole and make Gorilla Cookies"


i thought it was stick your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies

Billybob
01-19-2004, 09:50 AM
Well Lamont, you can take off weight, but ugly's forever:D