"Why I Love New England"

It's winter in New England
And the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour,
at fifty-two below.

Oh, how I love New England
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
and your nose, it freezes shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
But I could never leave New England
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!!!!

(AUTHOR UNKNOWN)

thanks chet :)