A lady walks into a tackleshop and picks out a rod/reel combo for her husbands birthday.. the shop's owner is blind and asks the lady to drop the setup on the floor so he can listen to the way it sounds... the lady, looking confused, asks why and the owner says he can tell the make and model by the sound. So she carefully drops the combo on the ground and the tackleowner says " ahh a 9 ft ron arra surfpro and a Van stall 200, good choice! That will be seven hundred dollars please" She is surprised by this technique but says o.k and bends over to pick up her purse and lets a huge fart rip... Then the tackleshop owner says "that will be seven hundred twenty dollars please." the lady says "whats the exra 20 dollars for?" and the owner says "for the duck call and stink bait"
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