:D

It's a tough race but I think I think of fishing more :hihi:

I'm married, so sex is very limited as you married guys know. Fishing is #1 on my thoughts.:D

fishaholic, i thought that being married means unlimited sex?

i dont have any gf, i hardly have sex at all. so i think abt fishing all the time.

If I'm not fishin, I am wishing.:smash:

Originally posted by Notaro
fishaholic, i thought that being married means unlimited sex?

i dont have any gf, i hardly have sex at all. so i think abt fishing all the time.
Notaro, didn't anybody ever tell you about that stuff they put in the wedding cake?:laughs:

I think of fishing pretty much 24/7 year round! I got it real bad!:smash: ;)

I have sex with my bass so its a win-win situation:D :smokin:

Originally posted by Slingah
If I'm not fishin, I am wishing.:smash:

yup! :D

Originally posted by Eben
I have sex with my bass so its a win-win situation:D :smokin:
Holy Smoke's Eben!!! I thought I was the only one. Brave of you to finally come out of the closet.:laughs:

Originally posted by Notaro
i thought that being married means unlimited sex?



Man, you gotta lotta learn :laughs:

I had sex once.....nothin like fishin. I come fishin way more.

All I can say is that on the evening before set up friday of the
MSBA Show my honey stopped me in the bedroom, gave me a really big kiss and said, I'll see you at the end on November...

aNYTHING ELSE IS A BONUS TWEEN NOW AND THEN

I know what fishing is,,,,,Whats sex ???????????

What's wrong with you guys....
I love fishing, but being the horny batchelor that I am, unfortunately, sex wins....
Anyhow, got to go take are of some business.
Later!
Rick
PS-I feel for all of you guys, but luckilly for me I can fit both into my active lifestyle.

:laughs:

This thread is too funny.
I have a size 6 footprint firmly imprinted on my arse this week from my spouse who can no longer deal with fishing being my obsession. But she had triple-portions of wedding cake 12 years ago and is still very full of whatever it is the female married baker put in there to turn women against sex. :crying:

I could never get her to fulfill my one fantasy:
Me on an isolate rock or secluded beach with my 9' rod in my hand and her on her knees below me, looking up with my 9" rod in her..... :rolleyes:

Anyways, now that I am gonna be solo for a stretch, looks like I will be hold both my rods. :walk:

Spin

A Fitting Joke



When your in High School you purchase Condoms by the 3-pack.

Friday Night
Saturday Night
Sunday Night

When Your In College You purchase them by the 6-Pack

2 for Friday
2 for Saturday
2 for Sunday

When you're married you purchase them by the 12-Pack

January
February
March...........................................

Originally posted by Notaro
i thought that being married means unlimited sex?


It sure does, just don't let your wife find out...

if i thought about sex as much as i think about fishing they'd lock me up and throw away the key... you know its bad when you need a smoke after fishing..

O.K. so you're out in the boat at night, you're doin the hokey pokey with the wife (or gf) (but not a fish:rolleyes: ).Rods are in the holders, dunkin chunks.
Drag starts screemin, but so is the wife.
Whatdya do?

Whats sex?

oh, ferget it, I think I remember.....but it was a Loooong time ago.
been married fer 25 years :rolleyes:

:smash:

Originally posted by Billybob
O.K. so you're out in the boat at night, you're doin the hokey pokey with the wife (or gf) (but not a fish:rolleyes: ).Rods are in the holders, dunkin chunks.
Drag starts screemin, but so is the wife.
Whatdya do?

Set the Frickin' hook!!!!
What else???

This is too funny!
I only think of fishing once a day....it stars in the morning and stops when I go to bed!!!;)

A.D.I.D.A.S-- All Day I Dream About Stripers. sorry for the weak attempt at humor.

this sheet is hilarious. eben, youre one twisted individual my friend.

throw some trout on the grill :D

Originally posted by fishaholic18
Notaro, didn't anybody ever tell you about that stuff they put in the wedding cake?:laughs:

:eek: oh no, i shouldnt have eaten those cake when i was 10 years old...

Originally posted by Jenn

I only think of fishing once a day....it stars in the morning and stops when I go to bed!!!;)

I am pretty sure I have the MALE version of what ever Jenn has!!:D I wish it was contageous enough for the wife to catch it:D
Brandon