Larry: Moe swallowed the tacks!
Shemp: Oh! They must be income tacks!

Bellboy: This chair goes back to Louis the sixteenth.
Curly: That's nuthin' we had a bed that went back to Sears Roebuck

"I am stowavay, and you are stowavay"
"Give me that fillem!"

"Hello Ma, hello Pa. It wasn't much of a fight. I stood like that… but not for long!"

Here's one of the best

"Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?"

"Why I otta . . . " :D

Angel, strangers in the house

Woo Woo Woo
-Curley

"B-A Bay, B-E Bee, B-I Bicky-bye, B-O Bow, Bicky-bye bo B-U boo, bicky bye bo boo"......."Curly's a dope!"

Hey porkypine, pick 2.

You're smart like Napolean.....

Hey mister - where can I get some water

Turn on anything you'll git it .......................

ya know whats cool my 9 and 6 year old daughters love watching the stooges . the strange thing is "most " women dont even like to listen to them .

Sure the hunting is good here! I saw a sign on the way in, said 'Fine for Hunting"

Chris - Thats what's cool about girl kids, they're just like other humans til they grow up and begcome women:D

Originally posted by Billybob
Chris - Thats what's cool about girl kids, they're just like other humans til they grow up and begcome women:D

Exactly. My girls are 5 and 9 and they love the stooges. My wife on the other hand, hates them.

Moe, Larry, the cheese!!
Moe, Larry, the cheese!!

Larry playing "Three Blind Mice" on the violin.

ohhh..A wise guy huh..boink

well durning a stooges marathon durning new year's , curly said something that usually didn't come from his mouth and MOE said " Oh boy he ejaculated a mouthfull" I almost fell out of my seat . this is no joke, the moderator's can do what they want with this post I hope some Stooges buff can back me up
later LINKSr.:cool:

curly, i think...

this must be the place... it's the only place around the place ...

from women haters episode. when asked what the wh on the pin stood for, larry said "wonderful honeymoon".

No wonder why the water don't work.....there's wires in these pipes!

calling ---dr. howard, dr. fine, dr. howard

well the first shell goes in there, goes round & round, then it comes out there. hey moe!!!!!!!!! later link sr:cool:

Moe, Larry ,CHEESE CHEESE CHESE:smash: :smash: :smash: :laughs: later link sr:cool:

no, roquefort!!!

I reckon this is the place , i reckon.

Ohhh, a water letter outter!!

When I nod my head you hit it!!!!!!!!

Press,Press,Press,....Pull!!

Curly - "I cut it three times and it's still to short!"


woop woop woop


And, from the '80s - the Curly shuffle!!

o mah ha, ( ya hah ) roastbanyos yette benni fuchie? ( yah ) :D

and now we perform very dangerous trick, three men high - low
verrryyyy beautiful.

( teacher talking to larry ) if your father gave you three dollars and he took back one dollar how much would you have?
( larry ) none.
(teacher) son you dont know your math.
(larry) you dont know my father.:D

do'es the deer [dear] have a little doe [dough]? Yea three bucks!

1)
Moe: Where were you born?
Curly: Lake Winnepesauke.
Moe: Spell that.
Curly: Make it Lake Erie, I got an uncle there.

2)
You can't get a chariot for half the price down at Mad man
Ramises..

3)
Hey look at that baby on the doorstep, go get it!
"You know it was my idea, but I don't think much of it!"

"Vice? I have no vice. I'm pure as the driven snow." "Yeah, but ya drifted!" - Curly and Moe

Curly lipsinking
fa-la la la la la la la la la....I hear the voice of spring in the air
:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:
love the stooges

Don't worry, dynamite always blows down !

Q-- But hes a cut throat, what if he cuts my throat?
A--Then you'll look like you have two mouths!

Q--You can be burned at the stake or have your head cut off.
A--I'll take burned at the stake. A hot steak is better than a cold chop!

Moe-Only fools are positive.
Larry- Are you sure?
Moe- I'm positive.

I could do this all day.......

My sister worked at the Brigham & Women's hospital with Larry Fine's son (No Kidding !)

I knew you where coming so I baked a cake !

Curly-Its an artismoke, okedoke, hokepoke...a feathered apple !
Moe-Artichoke
Curly---You too---

Girl------You'll like me, I grow on people..
Curly----So do warts!

Moe-I got Florabell
Larry-I got Corabell
Curly-I got Stetson which one is she?

NIAGRA FALLS...Slowly I turned.:D

Q-Is that the sun up there?

A-I don't know, I am a stranger in town!:rotfl:

"See dat hole? Rats come out of dat hole!":D

Larry: "You know, fish is good brain food!"

Moe: "Then you should fish for a whale!"

:laughs: :laugha: :hihi:

It's King Rootin Tootin...he was a midget..

Hey fellas I found it...
What?
A tisket a tasket that green and yellow basket.

Fellas I got the DT's, I'm seeing gorillas.


Are you happy or married?