I'm not willing to put in the time, I could care less about tides, moon phases, winds, bait, migratory stages or any of that useless crap.

I don't want to do any homework, and I want my fifty handed to me on a silver platter.

Please let me know a place where I can do that soon (GPS coordinates would be nice), but somewhere where I don't have to walk far.

Plugs are not for me, I'm anxious to plunk my fat ass down in a chair and dunk some meat, kick back with a case of brewskies, shine my light in the water and litter like there's no tomorrow.

If it's on private property, that's even better, I luv waking up people in the middle of the night and running over people's lawns. If I tear up some sod that's a bonus.

Thanks, and if I'm successful I'll be sure to pass on your info to fifty of my friends.

:rolleyes: :hs: :bsod:

Funny

:D :D :D :D :D

41.24.598 070.57.178

Should be big nuff for you arse :D

Jersey!!!

Wait!

I have a better idea!!

Just go to one of the Co-ops once commercial season is open and get one!!

you wont even have to use any muscle to land it either!
Plus they might even fillet it for ya!! :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

YAWN !!

Scuppers Please

west dennis beach in July at low water during a hot day in the sun

using a plover chick for a drop

Block Island and 1 stick of dynamite.

mystic seaport or the new england aquarium . just get there befor seal feeding time / tank cleaning .

Pet shops or fire stations.

The only spot that you will need to know, where to catch a 50 is simple. The ocean. hahaha

in your dreams...

:( You laugh

:af:

I'll post a report when I get the pictures back.... You gonna wanna roll into a ball and cry........:( :laughs:

You know my friend, that you resemble a certain viking madman from Wierd Science,
If you are the same man, try to stay out of my house with your motorcycle.
Anyhow, we've whipped up a nasty little soire at Lloyd's house...you know chips, dips, shains, whips...no candle wax on the nipples or that sort of thing.
Try fishing near my van...down by the river.
Later,
Rick:D

Just put your plug where my wife can sit on it.

OH 50# BASS.

Sorry - Never mind

Sarge

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

PLLLEEEEASSSEE!!!!!

Don't even think of telling his sorry butt to come to New Jersey, man we got our own brand of them there >&%^* here LOL
salt.....