Guys-

A really good friend of mine just got me, and I had to laugh at this one....

I get a bill in the mail marked PAST DUE - FINAL NOTICE and I look at the return addess and it reads

Amce Balloon Company
"Makers of Fully Inflatble
Initmate Partners"
123 Main Streeet
Boston, MA

The envelope was empty. I got a laugh out of that! More importantly, so did my wife! He has a history of being a cronic jokester...

So, I am looking for you best practical joke so that I can return fire as soon as possible!!!

My thanks, Hooper

Get a young guy to go over his house and ring the bell. When He or his wife comes to the door have the kid say " Could I please speak to <insert Name>" when he says thats me have the guy yell "Daddy" and throw his arms around him for a big hug........That should have the desired effect your looking for.:D


For added zing you could get a guy of a different ethnic background.

This is what I do to my brother when he passes out...... I mean falls asleep.

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1) Put Ex-Lax in your fishing buddy's coffee thermos

2) Snip the line on your fishing buddy's reel in a few places. He'll be scratching his head more than once trying to figure out why his plugs are snapping off. :hihi:

the best one Ive ever pulled on someone was . one of the guys I was partying with passed out from grain alcohol . I went to the PX ( grocery store ) and picked up some nair . on return we proceeded to douse him with nair . all over , every where he had any hair . then wrote on him with sharpies then woke him up saying " we went out and when we came back someone wrote on you " . he then went into the shower to clean up . then there were ear splitting , blood curtaling screams . we did not know that nair burns on sensitive skin . well needles to say when he came into the room he was bald , bald all over . not even an eye brow ! I have pictures !

THERE ARE PLENTY MORE IN THIS WARPED MIND !

Several I've done to my neighbors when they went away on vacation:
1. There's the Real Estate For Sale sign in the front lawn, then you go to a payphone or phone they won't recognize in caller id and leave several messages (in your best Middle Eastern accent) that says, "Hello, I am Rasheed Al Sallam and I want to buy your house. I will pay in cash, American dollars, as soon as you return my call. I wish to move my wives, children and extended family in as soon as possible."

2. Another neighbor has a hot tub in back of his house. After he left I got some women's bra's and underwear and bathing suit tops and bottoms and strew them about his deck, threw beer cans and liquer bottles around, unrolled some condoms and left them on the side of the hot tub and deck. I got a cheap disposable camera and took before and after pictures then one of myself holding a "Gotcha" sign and left it on the deck.

3. Another neighbor is on the board of directors for our development and I had a run in with him about some stupid rule we have about not hanging laundry out to dry in one's own yard. Upon his departure for vacation, I installed one of those square collapseable aluminum clothes lines in the middle of his front yard, then hung out old ripped and gaudy looking clothes and some men'sand women's XXXXXL underwear I made look like they had stains all over them.

4. Of course payback's a bitch, and I came back from vacation to find my wife's car completely and utterly shrinkwrapped in industrial strength saran wrap.

I got one more you can be a little creative with. Once I was working in a casket factory out on Long Island, bored out of my mind. I noticed my boss's station wagon waiting for him to make a delivery on his way back into the city that night, so I made a sign that said, "I'm Driving With No Pants On" and knowing he'd never check, taped it across the back tailgate. The next day he was cracking up because he couldn't figure out why everyone was beeping at him and waving and giving him the thumbs up sign and he just smiled and waved back not having a clue why they were doing that.

Saran wrap his toilet, the put the seat back down. He'll never see it until it's too late.

or

If his kitchen sink has one of those spray nozzles on it, tape the handle down with electrical tape so he'll get sprayed when he turns on the faucet.

or

Tear the labels off his canned food in the cabinet.

or

Leave a dead mackerel under his couch.

I have more.:D

Originally posted by HighTide

If his kitchen sink has one of those spray nozzles on it, tape the handle down with electrical tape so he'll get sprayed when he turns on the faucet.



Did that one to the wife........kids LOVED it :D

My roomates and I got screwed by our realty company as we were graduating college (in SW Virginia-where it gets HOT). Among other infractions were holes in the drywall cause by wrestling. I told them that I would fix the holes but they'd have to do the painting for a reduced deduction from the security deposit.

So, fixed the holes, landlord checked it out, got some of the deposit back and headed home. Not sure at which point in the summer (if ever) they discovered that I sealed 4 smallmouth bass carcasses in the walls to haunt them.

This is just the type of ammo I need to defend and fight against this heavyweight joker of a friend I have.

I really like the "I am driving with no pants on" bumper sticker.... do I know any graphic artisits??????

Please, keep 'em coming, I am really getting a great laugh from these!!!!:D :D :D :D

One more I perpetrated recently. My office faces a training room, and we had some associates from remote sites in class for a week. One of the guys has a good sense of humor and I knew wouldn't suspect it was me, but I called to the site he works out of and got his cell phone number. If you have a Verizon cellphone, people can send text messages from their PC without the cellphone user knowing who sent it. I started text messaging him as though I was a very lonely and as yet anonymous employee looking for some affection from an out of towner. I led him to believe I kept walking by "just to get a glimpse of his masculine features." I told him if he was "interested" to move his coffee cup from the left to the right side of his desk, which he did immediately. I had him eating out of the palm of my hand. Everytime he got another message I could see him showing it to the other guys in the class. Finally, I told him, "I could not contain my attraction and desire and he had to he meet me in our atrium, right now?" He practically sprinted from the room. I went down a minute later and walked over to him. He was all frantic telling me to get lost, he was waiting for someone. You should have seen the look of total devastation when I confessed it was me.

back in the delivery days . we would call the neigborhood package store ( liquor ) and have them deliver bottles of ligour to our neighbor whoi at the time was well into her 80s . we would watch the guy ring the door bell and laugh while he waited a long time for her to make it to the door . We told Mrs Atwell about it and she did find it funny . "you boys" she said "are too much" !

I had another neighbor we harrassed so much they moved out of the neighborhood in the middle of the night . years later my brother who works for the phone company . got a call to go to this house and who answers the door but Mrs femniack . she screamed " I cant believe you lane boys found us and slammed the door in his face . He never got a call back from there .

There was this guy at work that was annoying the hell out of me so I took about 2-3 cups of water and completely soaked his office chair. Made sure that I covered everything so it didn't have any discolored spots. He had his desktop locked on his PC but I had the password so I logged in and brought up the web page for Depends Undergarments and left it up. Then I locked his PC again and waited.

He comes in, sits down and logs in. just about the Time he reads the Depends website the Water starts to soak into his pants. He was pissed but he had it coming.

I work with one of the other members of the board here who is a pretty avid plug collector. I'm the shipping and recieving supervisor at our co. and just about everything that comes through here I have to open and see exactly who it goes to. So one day I get this package from some place in Fla. but it is only addressed to the firm. Because of this I had to open it and see what was in it. Well it turned out it was a pretty rare colored reverse atom and safe to say pretty pricey. Knowing he was the only person who would get that, took the atom and replaced it with a note saying...another $2,000 and the plug is yours and resealed the box. Well he came flying into my office after I left the package at his desk and he opened it. He was cursing up and down saying he was gonna kill the guy! I had to let on before he went and did something rash.

Originally posted by Jimbo
One more I perpetrated recently. My office faces a training room, and we had some associates from remote sites in class for a week. One of the guys has a good sense of humor and I knew wouldn't suspect it was me, but I called to the site he works out of and got his cell phone number. If you have a Verizon cellphone, people can send text messages from their PC without the cellphone user knowing who sent it. I started text messaging him as though I was a very lonely and as yet anonymous employee looking for some affection from an out of towner. I led him to believe I kept walking by "just to get a glimpse of his masculine features." I told him if he was "interested" to move his coffee cup from the left to the right side of his desk, which he did immediately. I had him eating out of the palm of my hand. Everytime he got another message I could see him showing it to the other guys in the class. Finally, I told him, "I could not contain my attraction and desire and he had to he meet me in our atrium, right now?" He practically sprinted from the room. I went down a minute later and walked over to him. He was all frantic telling me to get lost, he was waiting for someone. You should have seen the look of total devastation when I confessed it was me.

LOL!!! :D :D :D

yeow! hate to get on these guy's bad side! definately will remember some these to use when needed, thanks.

a little roadkill for my buddy.. he was pissed, called animal control to remove it..

I did another one to a neighbor around Easter this year. He had decorated his house up with big eggs and rabbits and one of those flags that everyone has hanging somewhere near their front door. The flag had a big pink heart on it. I remembered I had bought one of those flags for the birth of one of my daughters, except mine had a pink heart with a bottle on it AND it said "It's A Girl". So since my wife played a practical joke on me and had me fixed a few years back, I sure don't need the flag anymore and late one night I snuck over and replaced his Easter flag with mine. They finally figured out what all the congratulatory messages on their answering machine were about.

Originally posted by fishweewee
1) Put Ex-Lax in your fishing buddy's coffee thermos

2) Snip the line on your fishing buddy's reel in a few places. He'll be scratching his head more than once trying to figure out why his plugs are snapping off. :hihi:

No fair stealing Alberto's jokes, Ben ;)

He pulled the ex-lax one on Tom Melton once :laughs:

The week before Halloween I put a scarecrow on the front lawn. All the kids see it while on the bus for school. On Halloween night I remove the scarecrow and in it place I sit dressed up just like the scarecrow. When the kids come up to grab it I jump up and scare the tar out of them. :spidey: :vamp: I swear I saw a few brown stains on their pants running down the street.:D

Originally posted by Jimbo
I did another one to a neighbor around Easter this year. He had decorated his house up with big eggs and rabbits and one of those flags that everyone has hanging somewhere near their front door. The flag had a big pink heart on it. I remembered I had bought one of those flags for the birth of one of my daughters, except mine had a pink heart with a bottle on it AND it said "It's A Girl". So since my wife played a practical joke on me and had me fixed a few years back, I sure don't need the flag anymore and late one night I snuck over and replaced his Easter flag with mine. They finally figured out what all the congratulatory messages on their answering machine were about.

Along those lines, I don't want anyone offended, but I thought of buying a larger Gay Pride Rainbow Flag and flying it on a huge flag pole and placing it in one of his rod holders on his boat at the marina. I know that days and days go by between boat checks, so when he does see it, it could be up for a week or more...

I am sorry if I offended anyone! The humor comes in the fact that he isn't gay..... not that there's anything wrong with that!

I'm offended! Not for me of course, but for my poor homosexual brother, RickBomba. For a while, it was very hard to accept having a gay brother. I remember on numerous occasions I tried to beat the gay out of him to no avail. Don't get me wrong, he was very easy to beat up, he just refused to change. After time, I soon learned tolerance, more importantly, acceptance of his, as well as others, sexual preferences. So all in all, having a gay brother has made me into a much better, more understanding person. Thankyou so much Rick for just being you, and no matter how many times you get beat up and picked on, I know you will never change. You are a pillar for the homosexual community, and you should be proud.

he is very gay and proud ! at least he is happy

Originally posted by Hooper
This is just the type of ammo I need to defend and fight against this heavyweight joker of a friend I have.

I really like the "I am driving with no pants on" bumper sticker.... do I know any graphic artisits??????

Please, keep 'em coming, I am really getting a great laugh from these!!!!:D :D :D :D

my Dad's fishing buddies put a "Honk if you love my buttplug" sticker on the back of his fishing wagon-he was a race point guy also.

1/2 a dump truck of manure at the end of the driveway will work anytime. :D

My brother put a live pigeon in a co-worker's lunchbox. They worked high steel. The poor guy almost S**t himself off an I-beam. He also slowly poured a bucket of water, really slowly 1/2 inch stream, down 20 floors on a guy's, who was sleeping on a bench, forehead. Said the pressure held him in place for almost 5 minutes. I don't mess with Bob.

Funny how nobody but my brother and my long lost older brother posted about my gayness.
For all concerned, I do have an "I Love Jugs" bumper sticker on my car.
OHH time for bed, just got homo I mean home, I'm very tired.
Later,
Rick

I have a set of Uncle Bucks buck teeth. They are really over the top. Whne I have a new charter I will put them in my mouth and spray spit all over the place. You should see thier faces. All of the sudden they start talking slow and trying to look at my teeth without looking to obvious. It is funny as hell to see them trying to sneak a glance at my teeth. You should see the relief when I take them out at lunch time. It is a hoot.

While my boss was on a trip I put a for sale sign in the back of his Grand Cherokee. It read: First offer over $1500 takes it.
I listed his work phone knowing whoever called would get his answering machine.
He had over 75 calls he had to wade through when he came back to work :)

While this may not be the best ever, last week my Wife sent me a huge bunch of ballons for our wedding anniversary. She called up to the customer site I was at and tracked me down. We were in the middle of a 4 day presentation trying to win a multi-million dollar deal :af: She said she wanted to make me look human :smash:

-spence

I made a practical joke on people whom I know. Fishweewee was there with me on the day we went to Newport, RI for a spot clean-up. I put a away message on my AIM and told everyone that I was performing a community service to serve my probation sentence and the reason for this was that I vandalized Mayor Menio's door by throwing craps on his front door. And everyone believed me. And my cousin, Chris kept asking me why I was in jail for and the whole story. I told him that Mayor and I had a drug deal. I was selling him a batchful of viagra which I smuggled from a local viasgra factory in western Massachuetts. And the mayor refused to pay for it and broke our deal. So I was infuriated and decided to even up with him. Hence my throwing craps at his door. I tried to escape from his bodyguards and po-pos and fell down like a clown. I got busted and sentenced to peroform a community service in RI with a group of crazy and freaky fishermen. And my uncle Yeo's response to me was,"Okay, be careful, Joe."

My girlfriend believed every word I said and I told her that I was focking around her head. Then she took my (u know...) privillages.

The story isnt true. It was a fib for me to play games on people online.

notoro you need help

Originally posted by Duke41
notoro you need help


:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

i know. i do need help. hahaaha:laughs: :laughs:

That would make me laugh right away! I don't think I would make it to lunchtime before bursting out loud!

-Hoop

Three of us went on a ice fishing/drinking trip years ago to my cottage we used to have on a lake in N.H.. Well one guy got loaded and kept saying" I gotta get up early and set the traps....wake me up before the sun comes up....blah, blah ,blah."
Then he proceeds to pass out. My other buddy and I turn the clocks ahead to like 5:00 and mess up our hair like we just got up and wake him up. He said "It doesen't even feel like I slept" He goes out on the ice....we go to bed....he comes in a hour or so later after he figured it out when the sun didn't come up.
He still gets pissed when we tell that one.:laughs: