wanted : 2 testicles and a clue. please contact- theresa francona c/o boston red sox.

Dear Theresa,

My name is BigFish and I believe that I meet the requirements that you desire. If we could meet soon, as I am going away in the morning, that would be preferable.
I also have a meeting with John Henry and the Sox management team as they are also seeking a man with similar requirements.......coincedence? I think not!:D

Sincerely,
BigFish