View Full Version : SB Fund Raiser, Fish With The Pants Man , Dave's Guide Service


bassmaster
07-20-2004, 09:12 PM
Fish With the The Pants Man On Sat August 14th.
This will be a 1 person Charter.
We will Be fishing The sands of the Cape
Hight water is 11:30 pm and its a day b4 the new Moon:devil:
You should have waiders and a 9' stick and plenty of Plugs :hihi:

We will Bid untill July 25 at 8pm it ends.
You guys Can Bid it Up,,,,,, well I like to watch the Fun and Bidding wars :hihi: so How about start this thing out at 50 clams and go from there....
When John Gives Me the OK that He got the doe. You can Pay via the donate thingie or How ever You and John work it out.
The donate is at the lower left corner of Ya screen

C,mon Salty Booger, Im calling You out :rollem:



Can one Of You Bums sticky this post

BigFish
07-20-2004, 09:19 PM
I will open at $50.00.....ok can we go fishin' now?:happy:

Notaro
07-20-2004, 09:24 PM
51, Larry. I will ho the pants man for you if you let me slide it by with him :think: :smokin:

Mr. Sandman
07-20-2004, 09:37 PM
I wanna meet this guy...52

bassmaster
07-20-2004, 09:56 PM
I feel like a hooker:laughs:

Squid kids Dad
07-20-2004, 10:03 PM
53...And I'll be on vacation then...:)

Notaro
07-20-2004, 10:31 PM
55, and let a child have it at him, people:rocketem: :devil:

TheSpecialist
07-20-2004, 10:35 PM
Who's your daddy




$100.00



:humpty:

BasicPatrick
07-20-2004, 10:35 PM
WTF...I've thrown money away for worse reasons...

56

Notaro
07-20-2004, 10:39 PM
BP, u and I need to correct the bid.

54.

TheSpecialist
07-20-2004, 11:05 PM
You guys need to look again, bid is alot higher dig deeper.....

bassmaster
07-20-2004, 11:46 PM
I dig You:D

new jack
07-21-2004, 05:28 AM
$110.00:D

Slipknot
07-21-2004, 05:58 AM
$115

Slingah
07-21-2004, 06:08 AM
120:)

new jack
07-21-2004, 06:23 AM
$125.00

tlapinski
07-21-2004, 06:25 AM
$150 :lm:

new jack
07-21-2004, 06:31 AM
dang......i'm out:smash:

bassmaster
07-21-2004, 07:21 AM
I feel leke a cheep Date:rtfm:

Mr. Sandman
07-21-2004, 07:41 AM
155

chris L
07-21-2004, 07:44 AM
$5 and a plug

JohnR
07-21-2004, 08:12 AM
Thanks Dave!

$160 and I have you all to myself sunshine :hihi:

tlapinski
07-21-2004, 08:47 AM
$175. :bshake:

Notaro
07-21-2004, 09:06 AM
180

chris L
07-21-2004, 09:21 AM
$ 200 AND NO PLUG

Notaro
07-21-2004, 09:23 AM
damn, y'all are a bunch of hoes!:eek: :smash:
205

my mom is going to kill me.

BigMike
07-21-2004, 09:26 AM
$230

Notaro
07-21-2004, 09:31 AM
235

BigMike
07-21-2004, 09:34 AM
$250

Notaro
07-21-2004, 09:35 AM
damn, biatch.260

chris L
07-21-2004, 09:35 AM
im not a hoe Im a garden hose .

Notaro
07-21-2004, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by chris L
im not a hoe Im a garden hose .
:p

BigMike
07-21-2004, 09:42 AM
$270:humpty:

tlapinski
07-21-2004, 10:33 AM
$275.:happy:

bassmaster
07-21-2004, 11:21 AM
Im hookin this block hard:hihi:
where is Booger Boy
Im calling You out Chrome Dome :rtfm:

BEETLE
07-21-2004, 12:20 PM
What's the bid gotta hit to get a tour of the "man cave" included ?

bassmaster
07-21-2004, 01:04 PM
:wall: :rtfm: :devil:

UserRemoved1
07-21-2004, 01:21 PM
so ummm explain this "calling out" stuff to me?

bassmaster
07-21-2004, 01:44 PM
fish with Me chrome dome

UserRemoved1
07-21-2004, 06:33 PM
I don't think you could handle me for 2 hours :eek:

Originally posted by bassmaster
fish with Me chrome dome

Sweetwater
07-21-2004, 06:36 PM
Dave, maybe you should try lining up next to the Dune Tours in Provincetown with a sign... "Will fish for food."

I bet you pick up some interesting charter business there.

:D :D

bassmaster
07-21-2004, 09:38 PM
got to feed John Here:boots:
better than Me lures.
any Bids....................

Squid kids Dad
07-21-2004, 10:09 PM
$280.....He's all mine.....:D

iluvspots
07-22-2004, 09:36 AM
step aside, Missy $285

bassmaster
07-22-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by iluvspots
step aside, Missy $285
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT STIFF ME WITH THIS GUY:lossinit: :wall: :wall: :bsod:
You Guys would'nt do this to Me would You

BEETLE
07-22-2004, 02:00 PM
:devil:

InterPlanetaryAngler
07-22-2004, 02:03 PM
$286

bassmaster
07-22-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by bassmaster
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT STIFF ME WITH THIS GUY:lossinit: :wall: :wall: :bsod:
You Guys would'nt do this to Me would You
go away.........
I will call in sick:smash:

beachwalker
07-23-2004, 10:46 AM
does it come with breakfast ? Eggs and stuff ?

Iwannakeeper
07-23-2004, 11:59 AM
$290, but I do require a tour of the man cave.


Come on, no one wants to go to 300 do they? Going to let me have it at $290.

-IWK

chris L
07-23-2004, 12:15 PM
300 and wendy's chilli

bassmaster
07-23-2004, 12:22 PM
as long as ILUVSPOTS dont bid:smash:

beachwalker
07-23-2004, 01:03 PM
what about the eggs fancy pants ?

chris L
07-23-2004, 01:05 PM
I dont want to know nuthin about no eggs in funny pants .

beachwalker
07-23-2004, 01:11 PM
:laughs: :laughs:

Iwannakeeper
07-23-2004, 03:27 PM
I probably would have bid up the $300. But I can't do better than the Wendy's chilli.

And if the rumors are true, I do not want to up the chilli to anything that is more gas inducing. And for the matter, I do not even want to match the chilli.

Sorry BM - I do even know you and I toss out insults.

chris L
07-23-2004, 03:31 PM
he farts roses ! I will make him bail out of his own truck .

bassmaster
07-24-2004, 01:15 AM
I feel like a barn Yard animal and stiff Tip is in the pen..............
You Bums are killing Me:p

bassmaster
07-24-2004, 08:15 PM
man cave tour Otay

JohnR
07-25-2004, 01:58 PM
Hmmm - getting close - thanks guys :) ... Wonder if I need to crash the Cape that night :eek5:

bassmaster
07-25-2004, 03:07 PM
as long as iluvspots does'nt win im otay:smash:

UserRemoved1
07-25-2004, 03:43 PM
Wonder what ILS will pay to be the winner

:laughs:

beachwalker
07-25-2004, 04:18 PM
so wats it at ?

does it include friggin breakfast ? :smash: :smash:

Notaro
07-26-2004, 03:27 PM
Who won?:confused:

JohnR
07-26-2004, 09:03 PM
Yeh, who won :D ?

bassmaster
07-26-2004, 09:53 PM
looks like Chris gets to Be punished:smash: :D

Notaro
07-26-2004, 10:40 PM
Chris, don't drop your plug...:bl: :rotf2:

Iwannakeeper
07-27-2004, 12:59 AM
congrats Chris. wish you guys a lot of luck.

chris L
07-27-2004, 08:33 AM
WOW I WON ? I WON I WON I WON !!!!

now I get to finally meet the bassmaster . and learn how to fish the cape . bring plugs ? you mean I cant just use your plugs ? mine dont work ! I dont have any rods that long . will my 4 ft danny the dinosaur trout rod be enough ? I have plenty of bobbers and night crawlers for both of us .

will this be a boat trip ?

who gets my check for $3.00

Iwannakeeper
07-27-2004, 08:51 AM
$3.00 - is it going to bounce?

chris L
07-27-2004, 09:01 AM
just like a super ball tossed out of a 30 story building .

bassmaster
07-27-2004, 12:20 PM
:wall:

chris L
07-27-2004, 01:03 PM
I read an article in OTW about fishing the cape in august . it was written by some guy named steve . do you think this is a good article to read to learn how to fish the cape in august ?

bassmaster
07-28-2004, 11:02 PM
why U ask Me I only live here
Im going to do things to You that I would'nt do to a Barn Yard........
I got a few tricks up My sleeve Chris:devil:

JohnR
07-29-2004, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by bassmaster
I got a few tricks up My sleeve Chris:devil: I hope its for the beach and not the barnyard :smash:

beachwalker
07-29-2004, 08:11 AM
why U ask Me I only live here Im going to do things to You that I would'nt do to a Barn Yard.......

sounds like you are going to be fishing in P-town Chris :eek:

don't forget the duct tape :laughs: :laughs:

chris L
07-29-2004, 08:49 AM
no problem , I am exit only !

when is this ?
where is this ?
what is this ?

whose minding the sheep ? nnnooottt mmmeeee

bassmaster
07-29-2004, 01:48 PM
You sure are Perty:rtfm:

chris L
07-29-2004, 02:34 PM
I know sweet fart ! thats why I have flowing long hair .

beachwalker
07-29-2004, 03:26 PM
isn't there a new show on called somethin like "Queer eye for the Capeguy " ?

:eek:

:laughs:

chris L
07-29-2004, 04:29 PM
yes and its a show for colorful pants peoples .

beachwalker
07-29-2004, 04:58 PM
it's the one where they turn boring, trashy, style-less fisherman into sand pounding, gay pants wearing, fish slaying, men of fluff ?

Their ultimate goal is to educate you in the art of using the fairy stik ?

that show ?

bassmaster
07-29-2004, 09:12 PM
and the one on the island Of the queen that is a yuppie that plays with wooden things that are sold at stupid doe
go carve a Yac sissy

beachwalker
07-29-2004, 10:46 PM
:laughs: :laughs:

but my pants aren't queer :laughs:

bassmaster
07-31-2004, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by chris L
yes and its a show for colorful pants peoples .
Make sure You call Me the week of the charter.
I want You:devil:

chris L
07-31-2004, 11:34 AM
its good to be wanted by something .

Ill call you early that week .
when was that ?
where was that ?
who was that ?
what was that ?

check will be sent monday .

bassmaster
07-31-2004, 12:15 PM
As You can see
Chris is going to punish Me:boots:

Slipknot
08-01-2004, 06:07 PM
Yes he is BM, Chris enjoys loooooong walks :hihi:

bassmaster
08-01-2004, 08:23 PM
:beat:

Flaptail
08-02-2004, 09:22 AM
Alone on the sands of Provincetown, God help you you will never walk the same again.:eek: :eek: :eek:

chris L
08-02-2004, 09:37 AM
I have a rear chastity belt . plus a black belt and a brown belt and have spent time in jail so I never bend over to pick up soap or plugs thrown at my feet .

milo
08-02-2004, 05:18 PM
hey Bruce ,COMMERCIAL STREET isn't that long is it:D .....................wassabi Dave:laughs:

bassmaster
08-04-2004, 07:45 PM
help Me......................
http://www.striped-bass.com/StriperTalk/attachment.php?postid=28509
I will motivate You PVT PILE

chris L
08-05-2004, 11:12 AM
Im a PFC ! a Proud F'ing Citizen . Gomer !

David Manzi
08-05-2004, 08:48 PM
You better Be good or I will Cut Your hair

chris L
08-06-2004, 07:42 AM
rusty hooks .

sure ya will , we will end up in the drink for sure .

bassmaster
08-08-2004, 12:50 AM
i can take care of rustys, thats from bag getting drowned. I beat the carop out of them things But they get fish so what the heck
Your next on My hit list.:smash:

chris L
08-08-2004, 05:16 AM
hit me with your rythem stick . hit me hard and hit me quick !

I have rusties too !

bassmaster
08-08-2004, 09:00 AM
some one help Me...............