for the Bush fans (http://kerrysloganator.com/)

and for the Kerry fans (http://www.bushsloganator.com/cgi-bin/sloganator.cgi?encslogan=dpgfhdhahjgmgbgdgphaebcng egjencagogfgngfhdhcgpeicagfghgogbgiedcahjgifh)

This could be fun :D

-spence

all politics are a joke and polititions too .

Just vote None of the above .

They definitely make it tough to pick a candidate these days. Just got done reading something on the "Swiftboat Veterans" that Kerry was a part of. They aren't real happy with him and it doesn't make him out to be as brave as some would say. Then I just got the following that doesn't make the "Dubya" brain-trust a viable looking alternative. Is Pat Paulson running again?
Subject: NEWSWEEK

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a rally in Tampa, FL, on June 17, 2004, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has
endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

Originally posted by Jimbo
They definitely make it tough to pick a candidate these days. Just got done reading something on the "Swiftboat Veterans" that Kerry was a part of. They aren't real happy with him and it doesn't make him out to be as brave as some would say. Then I just got the following that doesn't make the "Dubya" brain-trust a viable looking alternative. Is Pat Paulson running again?
Subject: NEWSWEEK

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a rally in Tampa, FL, on June 17, 2004, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has
endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Even though I can't stand Bush, this is a fabricated story. (http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp)

-spence

Dammit, I hate when I let my guard down and don't check my source. Sometimes I act like such a poilitician!

If he don't make it in politics he can always make it in football.

How about that??

How about this one?

Originally posted by "uffah!!"
If he don't make it in politics he can always make it in football.
Whoa, Dubya never looked gayer! Not that there's anything wrong with that! But geeze, throwin' a football even!

This is what bart was talking about.