View Full Version : BigFish - Here's The Cure For What Ails Ya


fishweewee
08-21-2004, 07:15 AM
Caution, may be habit forming (hope this isn't too out of line John if so sorry)

BigFish
08-21-2004, 08:01 AM
:D Too funny FWW! How ya been?:confused:

fishweewee
08-21-2004, 08:02 AM
Grumpy, from a lack of fishing. :hihi:

goosefish
08-21-2004, 08:10 AM
Funny FWW.

afterhours
08-21-2004, 09:02 AM
:laughs: :laughs:

KLMulder
08-21-2004, 09:11 AM
Here are a few more just in case you need them.

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.!

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... Can we get naked now?"

B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency,duration and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday,anniversary or phone number.

A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in
elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

afterhours
08-21-2004, 09:19 AM
great dr. klm, we could all use some of those!:D

bart
08-21-2004, 10:16 AM
you forgot Reppresitoll