this might be a little understated but they are impossible to figure out!
:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :af: :smash:

don't even try.... different species altogether.

Theyre all sisters and are all crazy!!!

:af: lying :af: mental - train wrecks :mad: Thats what they are:af:

They're all from the same factory, just different models.

ya can't live with them....
an ya can't............................................. .........:p

I think what Slingah is tryin' to say is....you can't live with them, and ya can't go fishin' with out their permission!:laugha: :hihi: :bl:

I dont miss but one thing from my ex.Its great, i had 4 20lb stripers in garbage bags and a 4 gallon eel bucket in my fridge this morning, that wouldnt have happened with my old lady around.:D

If we didn't ---- them, we'd hunt them.

If I was more limber I wouldnt need a wife !
I wish I knew contortionism would have benifitted me later in life .

I'd comment, but it would get sensored, women ****.

BOB,that,s a good thing :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

oh clammer:rolleyes:

Men are from Mars -

Women are from the planet Claire :hs:

Well like they say, never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die!:doh:

In The Surf...Now I gotta clean my keyboard....:laughs: That was a good one..

After 24 yrs of marriage I'm still treated like a KING , I got a keeper for sure!!!!!:D :D until death do us part.
later LINK SR.:cool:

Originally posted by missing link
After 24 yrs of marriage I'm still treated like a KING , I got a keeper for sure!!!!!:D :D until death do us part.
later LINK SR.:cool:
Me too Link after 30. I don't deserve the woman that I have.;)

:D :D :D

MICROKITTEN!!

Originally posted by missing link
After 24 yrs of marriage I'm still treated like a KING , I got a keeper for sure!!!!!:D :D until death do us part.
later LINK SR.:cool:

Same here ML. only 13 years but I got my keeper.
No complaints here.

i need to find one of those keeper species.

what I'm I doin??why did I get married and buy a house?why do women think they are always right and their $#!T don't stink
UUUUGGGHHHH I can never win!!!!
no more of that mines a "keeper" talk...this is a Grump forum:af:

You know the old saying that a woman will try to change you into her vision of the perfect mate, then dump you for a guy that is exactly the way you WERE.
example:
A friend of mine (years ago) dated a psycho that wanted him to dress the yuppie part. You know, the Izod shirts, brand name right down to his skivvies. That was doomed from the start.
His keeper:
The gal he finally married (after about 15 yrs of dating, I kid you not) is a definite keeper. She likes sports, has a great personality, is a real "looker" and doesn't take crap from anyone.
If there was any "changing" done with thir relationship, it was him getting her to be more assertive when she knew she was right, instead of giving in.
They are, and will be a great couple for as long as I can see.

this gal I have been hanging out with can't make up her damn mind! it is driving me insane. :af:

Divorced for 6 years now...:D ..I love being single again:laughs:

she bought me a chair....guess she was feelin a little guilty:laughs: lets see what happens when I fish solid from now until the end:laughs: I'll be in da dawg house again:wall:

Raise the roof on the dog house so you can fit the new chair in it!:D

After being married a few years...

I finally understand what PMS stands for...

Potential
Murder
Suspect

To us gop's, it means

Pack
My
Suitcase...

I like that one Bliz
when it starts to flow....I gotta go:laughs:

from the sounds of it I'm glad I ain't married

Originally posted by new jack
from the sounds of it I'm glad I ain't married
be afraid.....be very afraid:shocked:

the girl I am hanging out with now already has me afraid.

no broads til after christmas

single. :happy:

A woman screwed me over. Look at me, im a heartbroken bastage!:crying: :crying:

Not single...
But fish like I am:D

hunt for bass now, hunt for broads in december...

Bart! AFTER Christmas ;)

my wife ever tells me " I cant fish " Ill poke her eye out !

You are aware that married men live longer than single men, however us married men are much more willing to die!!!

I somehow ended up becoming my wife's chaffeur... I honestly don't remember the last time I was in her car (other than to take it to the mechanic).