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snook getter
08-25-2004, 02:36 PM
Dear Abby


I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education.

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?


Thanks, A fisherman





PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.














Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife.

Mike P
08-25-2004, 02:48 PM
Pending review by John, I think The Scuppers is where this should go for the time being. :eek:

BrianS
08-25-2004, 02:48 PM
DAAAAAAAAAYUM... almost inspires me to go fresh water fishing again....

*almost*

hotshot78
08-25-2004, 02:55 PM
That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Christian
08-25-2004, 03:14 PM
those are huge

Surfcastinglife
08-25-2004, 03:27 PM
nice bass!!

capesams
08-25-2004, 03:32 PM
she's been around for some time...but this the first time I've seen her with something on. if thats what u call something.:)

Skip N
08-25-2004, 03:37 PM
You should totally quit fishin an give that girl my # so she can take me fishing:D

kippy
08-25-2004, 06:25 PM
those are some nice buoys! :btu:

marky1
08-26-2004, 07:27 AM
1.Get rid of the wife
2.Keep the boat
3.Marry the new fishing partner..what more do you need? My.02cts. Even with clothes on she probably still looks NICE !!

GMAN
08-26-2004, 10:22 AM
tell us the truth. you are not out there fishing, you two are out there make waves aren't you.

snook getter
08-26-2004, 10:27 AM
i dont think id nock her out of bed....

can anyone get me some habs needles to test flight them here in s florida for the opening of snook season....maybe even get me that habs guys tel # or email?

chris L
08-26-2004, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by snook getter
i dont think id nock her out of bed....



unless she wants to do it on the floor !

chris L
08-26-2004, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by snook getter
can anyone get me some habs needles to test flight them here in s florida for the opening of snook season....maybe even get me that habs guys tel # or email?

send him a PM on this site . he will answer when he gets a chance . He an egg but a good egg !