Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex....
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..

It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life

Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

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next we should do
"you know you fish too much when..."

Fish are always wet and slippery.

Fish never just lay there , they always wiggle! :)

You don't have to talk to a fish when you are done with it.

Fish don't care what technique you use to nail them.

Fish don't think you are a pervert if you use plastic.

You can use the same rubber , fish after fish after fish.

When you kiss a fish goodbye , its really goodbye!

Its respectable to take home a big cow.

Friends don't mind if you fish in their spots......

with fishing, catch and release is acceptable...

you can fish every day of the month :eek:

You can mount a fish on the first day you met it:hihi:

You're more than happy if it brings its mother along.

Originally posted by The Dad Fisherman
You're more than happy if it brings its mother along.

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YOU @#$%^&^ guys are nuts ///fishing is great ===but a woman ===any size ,color, nationatily, , Best thing God made/if he made anything better ///he kept it for himself//// :rolleyes:

Im going to agree with clammer . fishing is fishing but a woman is ..................... a woman and we arent ! man if I could have it everynight again . BC ! I would give up fishing all together . I d even go chunking in the day time just to be home with her for a nightly .

Those of you who chose women over fish..you must not be married...

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Kippy ==when ya find the right woman //ya wanna be married ///& it blows the doors off fishin ////
your still can,t tell the difference between the scent of feeding fish & a @#$%^ woman //:hs: :hs: :hihi: :kewl:


Kip / 35 years & I wish it was more //// when you stop getting wet you.ll know the difference of a classy woman ;) ;)

Clamma, I gotta agree with ya -

But I have to admit, I've never had performance anxiety while fishing :hihi:

If you catch crabs, it's not the end of the world. :D

OMG

I can fish 7 days a week.

The only time I dream about sex twice is just before the first time.

Sarge

Fishing is definitely better than sex!

Could someone tell me what sex is?

bud8fan- must be married, huh?

kippy 20 years ! its all about the right woman and relationship .

maybe has something to do with hair color ? right Mike !

ChrisL =for me at [[times]] what hair ????;)

Oh , he meant fishing is better than sex............with a woman??? I miss understood! :) :eek:

Fishing is not better than sex studies have found.....:confused: "catching" is better than sex!:D

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i'm with BIgfishee on this one ,sex is better than fishin but CATCHIN is better than sex,chit, catchin can last for several hrs if ya hit em' right

Only if you can keep your rod up that long Milo!:laugha:

old people, grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.:yak4: :yak4: :yak4:

"Sex, even at it's best, only lasts fourteen or fifteen hours."
David Lee-Roth

Fishing is better, but it is a toss-up as to what leaves you smelling fishier.