Hunting partner's wife invited me over for dinner.... I know they're setting me up with some broad with a "nice personality" :mad:

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a few Scotches.

always helps when they have a "Nice Personality" :D

TT show her your needlefish :laughs:

Salty, that only works if your not 'fishing' with a stubby needlefish :smash: poor vic... sunday night I'll be out after the simpsons of course.....

If it makes you feel any better, I cant fish sat. night b/c the gf is babysitting her 4y/o nephew all night (sleepover) at our apartment.....

See Vic, it's starting already. Broads and fishing don't mix.:smash:

So, this chick's a psychologist I can imagine the conversation...

So what do you like to do Vic... Ummm welll... I kinda....

<pours another scotch>

Originally posted by ThrowingTimber
So, this chick's a psychologist I can imagine the conversation...


It's not a dinner...

Can't you spot an intervention?

oh gawd please no :( :mad: not another one... :mad: :af:

T/T they are gonna eat you ???????????????/:happy:

if she's lucky ;)

its a trap! DONT GO!!!!!
but if you do, wear panyhose and a tinfoil helmut.

Originally posted by Eben
its a trap! DONT GO!!!!!
but if you do, wear panyhose and a tinfoil helmut.

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: eben, do you speak from experience?

yes.

AS much as i love Surfcasting, nothing compares to my family. Now if I can get them to fish in a couple of years all will be good:D

Hand her a rod and say "get in the truck".

RUNAWAY NICE PERSONALITY AND A FREAKIN BEARD
RUNAWAY NICE PERSONALITY AND A CAN AS BIG AS A BUS

go earlier than expected and sit in your vehicle a few houses away and watch her arrive . If she has more than a personality have dinner if not go fishing .

originally posted by chris L go earlier than expected and sit in your vehicle a few houses away and watch her arrive . If she has more than a personality have dinner if not go fishing .
exactly, oh wait a second, it is only November/Vovember.:smash:..Blow it off and wait till after Christmas..She'll understand, lol.. :hihi:

If she comes on to ya and you ain't had enough alcohol in your system so she LOOKs good then use the line that you are thinking of becoming a priest. ;) Bring part of your Halloween costume w/ you.....LOL.

Now is she is hot and wants to dress up like a school girl for a spanking from the priest then that is GOOD, too. :D

Fish - Family ........hmmm, Fishing - Family................ so far fishing is losing out big time this yr. ;) I love my family, but they drive me crazy at time. I love it when my 7 yr old daughter says to me "oh, Daddy - you need to go fishing!" :D

listen to your daughter , she is wise beyond her years

Vic's a little out of practice . . .


Step 1 :buds:

Step 2 :lm:

Step 3 :wiggle:

Step 4 :humpty:

Step 5 :smokin:



:D

if this broad is ugly I'm shootin my bud off his tree stand :mad:

Correction Glouster2
there are more steps
step 6-:bshake:

step 7- :ss:



followed up by

step 8 -:call:

then step 9 - :hidin:

the priest get up... Man that is fun ya gotta try it, it only works on halloween though :(

Thanks for the refresher Kevin and Eben :)

Go fishing
Catch shoolies
Hold them with your mouth
Bass "Lip" will scare away any girl

So was she a keeper or ya toss her back??

i once met a girl with a "nice personality" and she became my ex-girlfriend and i never thought that i would be in love with her, Vic. You will never know....:rolleyes:

Either she was a dog an Timber has headed for Canada or


:humpty:


:D



Anyone hear from him :huh:

I didnt make it there :(
Mom got side swiped by a 18 wheeler friday night :(

I hope your moms is okay TT

she's a bit shaken...bit bruised...all the docs say she'll be ok... I went to pick up her car yesterday and it had to be delivered here on a flat bed.. I dunno HOW but she's ok and I'm eternally greatful :)

Damn, sorry to hear that. Good to hear she got out with just a few scapes and bruises

Glad your Mom's o.k. Vic.
Great news!

I cant imagine that happening to anyone :(

glad she wasnt hurt too badly Vic.

Glad your Mom is OK....

Glad your Mom is OK - helps put all the other crap in perspective . . .

yup it does, thanks guys :D

Keeper Chef, but she likes to fish:mad:

If her only flaw is that she likes to fish then keep her. I love when I am away on vacation and my wife will fish with me. She still leaves me alone in the middle of the night though.

Originally posted by ThrowingTimber
Keeper Chef, but she likes to fish:mad:

ohh, baby. u re in for luck.;)