View Full Version : Merry X Mass and Lighten Up from the HABS Guy


JHABS
12-15-2004, 01:47 PM
Here are the Componets for The PooP- Eel

Bernzy
12-15-2004, 01:50 PM
Now that's funny!!!

:laugha: :rotfl: :rotf2: :jester:

Bernzy

mikecc
12-15-2004, 01:51 PM
:laughs: :laughs:

fishaholic18
12-15-2004, 01:51 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!:laughs:
Good one John.:laughs:

capesams
12-15-2004, 01:51 PM
what no sprinkle's :D

bassmaster
12-15-2004, 01:54 PM
:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

TheRattBoy
12-15-2004, 01:54 PM
Floater:confused: :laughs: ;) johnny

JHABS
12-15-2004, 01:55 PM
Take a Little While to Knock this one off until you figure what I ate last night :bshake: :bshake: Working on a another Batch.............. And yes they are Floaters, Can you say Swirl

BigFish
12-15-2004, 01:55 PM
Good old fashioned plug comedy....:laughs:...thats a funny one Habs!:D Is that tail weighted or did you have chili before "turning" that one out?:laughs:

Karl F
12-15-2004, 01:57 PM
:rotf2: :rotfl: :rotf2: :laughs:


Timely, I just got back inside from taking my Golden out for a #2...
you need any more uh..... *material* for them poop-eels :p

Does Ron Poop-Eel sell those, along with his Poop-Eel Pocket fisherman? ;)

Karl F
12-15-2004, 01:58 PM
just LOVE how you got the hooks fouled too :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

ThrowingTimber
12-15-2004, 01:59 PM
36 hours until its on FreakBay :D wicked funny

reelecstasy
12-15-2004, 02:00 PM
ya whatever, the thing looks like sh!t:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Good one Habs...

BigFish
12-15-2004, 02:02 PM
I just had chocolate brownies and a gallon of coffee.....:rolleyes: think I will go make me a few of them!:laughs: Gonna water test them first though!:smash:

JHABS
12-15-2004, 02:10 PM
Heres one for BM ,I wanted to be the first to Knock you off , But probably the Second.

Pete F.
12-15-2004, 02:13 PM
Does it come in other colors besides "Brown Trout"?

Crafty Angler
12-15-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by JHABS
Take a Little While to Knock this one off until you figure what I ate last night :bshake: :bshake: Working on a another Batch.............. And yes they are Floaters, Can you say Swirl

Gaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha :rotf2:

JHABS
12-15-2004, 02:16 PM
The Nasty Needlefish, The Chicken Mistake, And HABS Little Crapper...............

MAC
12-15-2004, 02:19 PM
:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

rizzo
12-15-2004, 02:19 PM
:laughs: those are great... wheres the CORN?????

Striperknight
12-15-2004, 02:30 PM
too funny!:laughs:

Karl F
12-15-2004, 02:31 PM
U got yer chit together, for shore ;)

Pete F.
12-15-2004, 02:33 PM
Okay, I just copied it but mine has a real s----y action, the hooks always marry, and I did'nt catch s--t. Am I doing this right? I think mine might have some grain and I used doll's eyes.

zacs
12-15-2004, 02:35 PM
until you figure what I ate last night Working on a another Batch.............. And yes they are Floaters, Can you say Swirl

Flourescent Orange Swirl!!!!!!

The Dad Fisherman
12-15-2004, 02:36 PM
I take it you fish those by the Sewage outflow pipes.....I bet they Cast like $hit though.

JHABS
12-15-2004, 02:38 PM
Yup there's Plenty of Chit for everyone, Hope this lightens everyone up a Little..................Merry X Mass

reelecstasy
12-15-2004, 02:41 PM
Hey Habs, I have been droppin those in the water for years...:af: They were first called the "loose deuce":laughs:

hooked
12-15-2004, 02:42 PM
:laughs:

Nice - too bad they each take a day to spin.

When your number one plug doesn’t produce, throw a # 2!

JHABS
12-15-2004, 02:56 PM
I now am working on the Signature Series. # 1 and # 2

The Dad Fisherman
12-15-2004, 03:01 PM
I bet that puts the "Often Imitated But Never Duplicated" line in a whole new light

fishaholic18
12-15-2004, 03:14 PM
I wish I saw this earlier...I made a nice one this morning.
Oh well, there's always tomorrow, I'll eat lead tonight so it will be preweighted.:laughs:

l.i.fish.in.vt
12-15-2004, 03:14 PM
i guess constipation of the brain really does lead to diahrea of the mouth.merry christmas and happy skiing to all.

vineyardblues
12-15-2004, 03:21 PM
Hab's I know you have a 13 and 1/2 incher in you :)

Happy Holidays to Everyone !
VB

Charleston
12-15-2004, 04:01 PM
A few beers and some pop corn and I can make 3 of those a day.
BTW; toilet seat size has a direct effect on plug diameter!

Moses
12-15-2004, 04:21 PM
Too funny!

people walking by my office at work are asking if I'm ok.....:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Slipknot
12-15-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by rizzo
:laughs: those are great... wheres the CORN?????

:D Exactly :huh:


Classic Hab's Crappers :btu:

Did you do the unveiling at the meeting last night?

Canalman
12-15-2004, 04:57 PM
You sir... are a sick bastid! But I must say that's admirable consistency after beer and wings! :laughs:

-Dave

cheferson
12-15-2004, 05:01 PM
Thats CLASSIC:D :laughs:, I bet they cast like shi$, Just got an idea for the color sceme on my first attempt at turning a plug today:D

redneck24
12-15-2004, 05:13 PM
:laughs: :eek:

thefishingfreak
12-15-2004, 05:16 PM
ay' habs.
send on over to me and i'll put some flames on for ya'
:laughs: :eek: :laughs:


who does #2 work for?:laughs: :cheers:

Tagger
12-15-2004, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by TheRattBoy
Floater:confused: :laughs: ;) johnny
just add grass..:laughs:

Skitterpop
12-15-2004, 07:17 PM
Hey Habs!

You copied my design :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:




And Thanks For the funny :D

Nebe
12-15-2004, 07:29 PM
Haabs... are those the new Crap-i-tat plugs you be workin on???

:hee:

tynan19
12-15-2004, 07:32 PM
Those look yummy. Merry X-mas.

mrmacey
12-15-2004, 07:39 PM
I made one of these :af: :af: type plugs for months every morning after coffee and here you come along trying to put your name to it knock it off these are mine and I dont want you copying them from me:af: :af: :af:

Nebe
12-15-2004, 07:42 PM
you gotta throw the fecies to catch the right kind of species :hihi:

Bernzy
12-15-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Eben
you gotta throw the fecies to catch the right kind of species :hihi:


Ebeeeeeeeeeen! You very funny guy:laughs:

Bernzy

afterhours
12-15-2004, 07:56 PM
noticed that not many guys are trying to ho them.

steelhead
12-15-2004, 08:38 PM
So, do they come in Tidy Bowl colors? or just **** brindle brown? What about Fresh Scents???? Po-porie maybe????

Bill L
12-15-2004, 08:46 PM
:laughs: Thanks Habs, Merry X-mas to you :buds:

bassmaster
12-15-2004, 10:06 PM
habs can I have 1

fishaholic18
12-15-2004, 10:08 PM
BM just got the "Ho of the year award"

JHABS
12-15-2004, 10:10 PM
BM, Is the wire in the right spot .

bassmaster
12-15-2004, 10:15 PM
dear habs How could You copy me work like that. I vever figured You for a copy ho. but you messed up as mine is made from wendys and is greesy
But if you must copy my work please blend the poop then dunk in boild dung oil cut 60/40 with pissonemall sprits
thank You
Team %$%$%$%$%$%$%$...........

bassmaster
12-15-2004, 10:38 PM
Habs come out of the crapper. and I guess Your going to eat at wendys now:(

bassmaster
12-15-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by bassmaster
habs can I have 1
well can I?
I got the #^&#^&#^&#^& plug, the rat plug the huge rat ho plug, a needle
do I sound well,,,,,,, like im brown noseing:laughs:
I am the King Crown Me

bud8fan
12-16-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by JHABS
Take a Little While to Knock this one off until you figure what I ate last night :bshake: :bshake: Working on a another Batch.............. And yes they are Floaters, Can you say Swirl


John,
Where's the flames from the wings at Hooter's??:smash:

Motor Fish
12-16-2004, 03:32 AM
Built in SMELLY JELLY!!!

:humpty:

:D

NIB
12-16-2004, 08:48 AM
Tough to tell the difference.they are probably WORTH as much as Ur others.:cool:

JHABS
12-16-2004, 09:17 AM
NIB, You are a Comedian, But I got to Love Yah, I will make one wrapped in a special paper just for You :D .

The Dad Fisherman
12-16-2004, 09:26 AM
Don't forget to drink a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon the night before...:D

RIROCKHOUND
12-16-2004, 09:29 AM
Or Bud...
hence the name "Budmud"

The Dad Fisherman
12-16-2004, 09:42 AM
See I always referred to them as the "Pabst Splatz" in the morning.......



Oh Yeah this thread is starting to spiral downward in the Class Department

JHABS
12-16-2004, 01:19 PM
OK lets keep it clean in here, Less Mud Slinging.

chris L
12-16-2004, 01:25 PM
habs you better start eating properly . My proctologist says poop eels should be more softer

chris L
12-16-2004, 01:46 PM
you forgot the corn for eyes . your plugs look like chit

NIB
12-16-2004, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by JHABS
NIB, You are a Comedian, But I got to Love Yah, I will make one wrapped in a special paper just for You :D .

:D :happy:

Slipknot
12-16-2004, 09:23 PM
http://www.bmwoodworking.com/brucefishing/habsdave.jpg

NIB
12-16-2004, 10:15 PM
Love is in the air.......:happy:

JHABS
12-16-2004, 10:20 PM
I dont like the way he's Looking at Me...................

bassmaster
12-16-2004, 10:21 PM
hey your hand felt good

JHABS
12-16-2004, 10:28 PM
That was not my hand, And that was not Me........................

NIB
12-16-2004, 10:29 PM
Am I on the right web site:confused:

Slipknot
12-16-2004, 10:34 PM
"That was not my hand, And that was not Me........................"

but this is :D

http://www.bmwoodworking.com/brucefishing/habsdave2.jpg

Slipknot
12-16-2004, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by NIB
Am I on the right web site:confused:

no

bassmaster
12-16-2004, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Slipknot
no
yeah so beat it

bassmaster
12-16-2004, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Slipknot
"That was not my hand, And that was not Me........................"

but this is :D

http://www.bmwoodworking.com/brucefishing/habsdave2.jpg :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Karl F
12-16-2004, 10:41 PM
:eek:

I had almost gotten that image out of my head!

I think I got dry humped shortly after that.....
Things that happen to ya, when ya cross over the bridge....

bassmaster
12-16-2004, 10:43 PM
hey sailer come here often

bassmaster
12-16-2004, 10:43 PM
HABHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fishaholic18
12-17-2004, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by bassmaster
HABHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U got problems!

Nebe
12-17-2004, 09:57 AM
:hidin:

rocketman
12-17-2004, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by capesams
what no sprinkle's :D

Just roll it in kitty litter if you want sprinkles.:)

Slipknot
12-22-2004, 08:15 PM
http://www.bmwoodworking.com/brucefishing/signedhabneedle.jpg

BigFish
12-22-2004, 08:17 PM
I want one!:bc:

Slipknot
12-22-2004, 08:29 PM
make a trade with indanite, he won a handful :)

MAC
12-22-2004, 08:54 PM
:confused: What U got 2 left hands?:D

TheRattBoy
12-22-2004, 09:16 PM
Slip, Don't let that one break off...:smash: :) johnny

thefishingfreak
12-22-2004, 10:19 PM
you got two left hands

jbuck
12-31-2004, 10:43 AM
I was told if you look real hard you can see blueberries!!!
:D
jeff

Slipknot
12-24-2005, 08:16 AM
This is worth a bump :D

classic :laughs:

:faga: :walk: :ss: :gu:

gone fishin
12-24-2005, 10:49 AM
What A thread !!! Has a life of it's own.
:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Backbeach Jake
12-24-2005, 10:56 AM
:hihi: Some Classic Crap!

Montaukmaniac
12-24-2005, 12:14 PM
Nice pluggage Habs ! Are they floaters or sinkers ?...Aaahhhhhhhh !...lol

redneck24
12-24-2005, 01:00 PM
classic:hihi:

Flaptail
12-24-2005, 01:07 PM
Take a Little While to Knock this one off until you figure what I ate last night :bshake: :bshake: Working on a another Batch.............. And yes they are Floaters, Can you say Swirl

Hey Johnny, when you comin' out with that "corn" pattern?:hihi:

striprman
12-24-2005, 01:33 PM
That is funny, but.....

doesn't that belong on "ratemypoo.com":fishslap:

JHABS
12-23-2006, 08:41 PM
Bumped This up, Merry X Mass to All...............

Squid kids Dad
12-23-2006, 09:43 PM
With all due respect Habs, Thats a %$%$%$%$ty looking plug..:grins:

JohnR
12-23-2006, 10:52 PM
That's some of John's best work :huh:

Labrador1
12-23-2006, 11:07 PM
Don't buy a Hab's s**t plug! I know for a fact that he has a new dog making those plugs - and while the dog is exceptional, his s**t is weighted improperly.

striperondafly
12-24-2006, 09:00 AM
looks like the perfect plug for the collection right next to the "Coney Island Whitefish" :bl2:

Diamond Tackle
12-24-2006, 09:02 AM
HI DE HO !!
and a Merry Christmas to everyone.

JHABS
12-24-2006, 10:29 AM
JohnR, You haven't seen nothing Yet , Salty Could be some Grain in There if you look close. Merry X Mass Boys........

hunan
12-30-2006, 12:14 AM
hey habs, can you sign one for me?:wave:

JHABS
01-03-2007, 06:27 PM
Sure I will be Glad to sign 1 or a # 2........................