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piemma
12-16-2004, 09:30 AM
Attention! Attention!! There was a BI Jeff sighting at Deep Hole this morning. Rumor has it that there were a couple of 15# fish caught by "The Legend".

chris L
12-16-2004, 09:35 AM
BI ? not that there is anything wrong with it

Nebe
12-16-2004, 09:46 AM
the man... the myth... the legend...:D

Notaro
12-16-2004, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by chris L
BI ? not that there is anything wrong with it


:hihi: snickering

RIROCKHOUND
12-16-2004, 10:28 AM
I heard he's 8 feet tall... flowing red hair, as big as a mountain he is....
I also heard hat this AM it was someone elses fish he caught :D :D

piemma
12-16-2004, 10:32 AM
I also heard Joe Lyons taught BI jeff all he knows....but not about "The Legends" home the Block.

RIROCKHOUND
12-16-2004, 10:36 AM
and BI jeff better not be BI, or I'm not sleeping in the same ruck as him anymore :D

DZ
12-16-2004, 10:38 AM
Who is this legend? I've been "around the block" a long time - never heard of Jeff. Mini-legend?

DZ

RIJIMMY
12-16-2004, 10:42 AM
perhaps legend in his own mind?

chris L
12-16-2004, 11:09 AM
flowing red hair ? sounds like a woman

RIROCKHOUND
12-16-2004, 11:30 AM
DZ... inside joke, I'll fill ya in tonight
B

spence
12-16-2004, 12:26 PM
A Joke :af:

BI Jeff is not going to be very happy when I tell him you said that.

You could loose privelages of insight and wisdom.

-spence

ThrowingTimber
12-16-2004, 12:35 PM
:laughs: I heard he makes pink dannies

DZ
12-16-2004, 12:35 PM
Bryan,
I think I know what your going to tell me and I think I know the type.

spence
12-16-2004, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by ThrowingTimber
:laughs: I heard he makes pink dannies
Those work really well at Black Rock :cool:

-spence

RIROCKHOUND
12-16-2004, 01:01 PM
No, its not a type, its a humorously assigned nickname...
See you tonight

chris L
12-16-2004, 01:20 PM
how come EBEN doesnt have many comments

piemma
12-16-2004, 01:42 PM
because Eben has never seen BI Jeff

chris L
12-16-2004, 01:50 PM
mirror mirror on the wall

piemma
12-16-2004, 01:52 PM
Recent photo of BI Jeff

spence
12-16-2004, 02:01 PM
Paul, when on earth did you take that??? Must be down under the Mohegan Bluffs...

The only image I have of him is a drawing done as he was getting out of the service. It's old...I think he learned about the ocean when he was a ships captian or something.

Joe
12-16-2004, 02:17 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/54/039_18771.jpg
BI Jeff?
Does he really exist?
Even if he is real, my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

ThrowingTimber
12-16-2004, 02:20 PM
Good one Joe! Is he waiting for a light beam in that picture?

RIROCKHOUND
12-16-2004, 02:25 PM
Poof...


He's gone....




The greatest trick BI Jeff ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist.....








Great Movie!

piemma
12-16-2004, 02:27 PM
Only those who have fished the shores of The Block in late November will know for certain whether BI Jeff does, in fact, exist.

ThrowingTimber
12-16-2004, 02:40 PM
I heard he can cast 800 yards!! Is it true P?

piemma
12-16-2004, 03:13 PM
That 4 oz Habs is STILL going.....

Mr. Sandman
12-16-2004, 03:21 PM
you guys crack me up...BI jeff is the Kieser Sosay of surfcasting.:laughs:

spence
12-16-2004, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by piemma
That 4 oz Habs is STILL going.....
Actually, I believe BI Jeff has some 6 ounce Habs. The guy's connected.

-spence

piemma
12-16-2004, 03:50 PM
Ah yes, a Musketeer of Biblical proportions!!!!

ThrowingTimber
12-16-2004, 03:54 PM
You guys are killin me! I gotta get out with you guys next season! :laughs:

chris L
12-16-2004, 03:57 PM
kaiser sosay isnt the guy you think he is . he is a legend but I heard he left BI on a freighter .

ThrowingTimber
12-16-2004, 04:01 PM
I heard he can leap tall boulders in a single bound! :eek:

chris L
12-16-2004, 04:03 PM
he can also skip to the loo

tynan19
12-16-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by chris L
kaiser sosay isnt the guy you think he is . he is a legend but I heard he left BI on a freighter .

Be very careful when you speak his name. Some say he is:eek:

spence
12-16-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by tynan19
Be very careful when you speak his name.
BI Jeff is just his name to be used in public. His real name is a killing word :gf: I would PM it to you, but the Internet disruption could be severe.

-spence

chris L
12-16-2004, 05:48 PM
roger "verbal" kint sailed that ship off the block and the rumor is he can cast 900 ft with a bomber

Pete F.
12-17-2004, 09:26 AM
I thought he walked to shore

spence
12-17-2004, 09:31 AM
That water's 20' deep. He has lobster pots lashed to his feet.

-spence

piemma
12-17-2004, 10:04 AM
BI Jeff has been sighted again.....

spence
12-17-2004, 10:07 AM
That's not BI Jeff you fool.

-spence

RIROCKHOUND
12-17-2004, 10:09 AM
Paul.. you have issues....
B:D :smash:

ThrowingTimber
12-17-2004, 10:09 AM
:laughs:

What was the SNL skit where they're all loaded and they toast that guy, whats his name Bill Branski! To bill branski!

I heard Block Island Jeff can filet a bass with a 2 foot piece of mono? Is it true?

piemma
12-17-2004, 10:18 AM
Line that BI Jeff uses on his VS:

"Van Staal Mitronix Filiment Hydro-Mesh Polymetric Centurion Striper Cable".

Nebe
12-17-2004, 10:24 AM
You know I have sat silently and watched you guys Mock Jeff all week. He is a close friend and i'm really not liking this. He has taught me so much about the island and this really hurts my feelings.:smash:

ThrowingTimber
12-17-2004, 10:51 AM
You need a hug :happy: ya big hippie:laughs:

JohnR
12-17-2004, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by piemma
Line that BI Jeff uses on his VS:

"Van Staal Mitronix Filiment Hydro-Mesh Polymetric Centurion Striper Cable".

or VasMiFiHyMepcurion for short

I head BI Jeff was the sole survior of the Edmund Fitzgerald and even wrote a song or something :huh:

spence
12-17-2004, 11:02 AM
A song that was promptly ripped off!

-spence

chris L
12-17-2004, 11:05 AM
he was on survivor . he produced it and acted in it . he invented the idea of being stranded and have to survive for 39 days . He constructed the island . yeah thats the ticket

Strider
12-17-2004, 12:15 PM
His real name is a killing word I would PM it to you, but the Internet disruption could be severe.


Usal ...... aka MAUD' DIB

No weirding device required

spence
12-17-2004, 12:25 PM
I knew someone would get it :laughs:

And it's not *******, chit my VS just exploded :eek:

-spence

ThrowingTimber
12-17-2004, 01:47 PM
Jeff circra 1984 dude got a lion from Santa himself!!!

spence
12-17-2004, 01:50 PM
I think that's BI Jeff's grandson...

-spence

ThrowingTimber
12-17-2004, 01:53 PM
I stand correct thats billy. Good catch spence

spence
12-17-2004, 02:30 PM
It's my understanding that on safari in Kenya, BI Jeff was caught with his pants down relieving himself in the woods. The lion jumped him and nearly killed him, but BI Jeff found an old rusty 10/0 Siwash in his back pocket and used it to cut the lion's throat.

Although he also said it could have been fast acting African tetnus that really killed him.

Just think, if this had happened today they would have taken the hook away at the airport and BI Jeff would be dead.

-spence

ThrowingTimber
12-17-2004, 03:04 PM
island ghost

spence
12-17-2004, 03:13 PM
There's no way that's real :eek:

I have heard people say they see what they think is BI Jeff, always standing on a rock that's not supposed to be wadable. He doesn't use a light so they're never sure. One guy from New Jersey almost killed himself trying to get out to where He was standing. BI Jeff wades barefoot and can unhook bass with his toes.

-spence

piemma
12-17-2004, 03:38 PM
Timber, that's a great non-picture you have of BI.

Now I want to warn everyone who is a BI Jeff fan: There are things afoot that cannot be said right now. Rest assured that those of us who are on the "inside" are working diligently to bring you the best in BI Jeff regalia.

In the coming weeks after BI returns from Sailfishing the Gulf Stream new and exciting stuff will be announced.

ThrowingTimber
12-17-2004, 03:52 PM
:laughs: