Here are a few standouts for me, and I love Christmas music...but these are the worst!:smash:

1. Jingle Bells by Barbara Streisand:yak:

2. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by Neil Diamond:gorez:

3. Frosty The Snowman by Leon Redbone and Dr. John:wall:

These versions of these classic tunes are the most nauseating Christmas ditties to come down the pike in quite awhile!:rocketem:

Can anyone add to the list?:D

Dude,

Barbara Streisand is just plain nauseating, never mind her music! :laughs:

all of them !

ANY xmas music drives me over the edge.
They start playing it at Thanksgiving, I litterally want to put a five pound maul thru my radio if I change the channel more than once and still find that chit playing.
Thankfully there is one staion around hear playing nothing but heavy metal... mellows me out a bit.

my thoughts exactly Karl ! maybe if they wouldnt start with the music so early in the year . maybe I could deal with it . Nevermind carrolers ! I actually feel sorry for them after I close my front door on them . I hold back nothing !

Make fun of Dominic The Christmas Donkey and you die!:laughs:

OK Bigfish......but if you didn't say that, that was first on my list.:laughs:

The Twelve Days of Christmas, by anyone. By the time they get to the 6 geese a-laying, I'm ready to hang myself.

The barking dogs' Jingle Bells blows, too.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer :yak6:

That sappy one, where the kid's out looking for a pair of shoes for momma to wear to heaven to meet Jesus? Yup, that really gets you in the holiday spirit like nothing else :hs:

There's a CW one, where daddy shows up at his ex's house drunk as a skunk, and gets into a fight with momma's new boyfriend Ray---Daddy Can't Stay or something like that. Nothing like a good ol'-fashioned white trash Christmas, I always say :laughs:

Originally posted by fishweewee
Dude,

Barbara Streisand is just plain nauseating, never mind her music! :laughs:

I will second that! She makes me .. :yak:

I don't mean to rub anyone the wrong way......but the Beach Boys shouldn't sing Christmas Songs....something about Santa surfing that just doesn't fly with me.:rolleyes:

BigFish got runover by the Pantsman...

Coming home from Macs house Christmas eve...

They say there's no such friekin thing as Santa...

But....

Someone want to finish it?

As for me and JohnR, we believe....

Originally posted by BigFish
Make fun of Dominic The Christmas Donkey and you die!:laughs:


bigfish im sorry...


:laughs:

Mrs.SF...you are a dead man....errrr...:confused: woman!;)

Pretty funny!:laughs:

photoshop magic:p

the first time i heard that song, i almost fell off my chair laughing...but they palyed it soooo much i wanted to kill that damn donkey;) :D

and that would be a dead WOMAN! last time i checked i was still a lady....:laughs:

Oh the song's not that bad . . .

who'm I kidding? of course it is :laughs:

ALL CHRISTMAS SONGS ARE THE WORST!!!:devil:

http://www.b98fm.com/sounds/lou_monte_dominic_the_donkey.mp3

Dominic's Great!!!

Me singing " I'll be home for Christmas" I might break mirrors but it will bring tears to your eye's
Later Link Sr.:cool:

I heard a Doors christmas song today, not sure the name of the song,
but it was funny as hell!!!
Anyone know the name of it?

It was a few Doors songs mixed together with the words changed for christmas!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!

that song is the best Ronnie:laughs:
I dont know who does it but it aint the doors:laughs:

I avoid the xmas music at all cost!! Thats why I have a 6 CD changer!!:D

Originally posted by Raider Ronnie
I heard a Doors christmas song today, not sure the name of the song,
but it was funny as hell!!!
Anyone know the name of it?

It was a few Doors songs mixed together with the words changed for christmas!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!


I think the group that made it is called the Wisemen. Heard it the other day and thought it was hysterical

"PRANCER"
"Yes Santa"
"I want to Kill You"
"Donner, I want to.....OhYeah Come on yeah"

That was a riot.

:D http://www.npr.org/ramfiles/asc/xmas01.asc.07.ram

I thought for sure that was the Doors doing that song!!!!
Thanks for the link Fred!