Ladies and Gentlemen.....

He is the story, went fishing with HAB and a good friend last night in the Southland...only to come home early and have the wife ask me where the big fish was....it was dead.

Oh no, Bruce already called...he wanted to know all about it....

Bruce, you mean Slip?
Yeah, you friends from the cape.....
What are you talking about?
Bruce called and wanted to know about a 50lb bass you got.....
He must be calling just to see how the fishing was....and busting my stones.

Only to wake up this morning and read this BULLSH*T!


Seeing that Bloocrab addressed this to the public....so will I.....read the next thread........

Bloocrab,

First off, apparently you dont know me that well at all. I am not one to boast about any of my fishing skills weather it be fly tying, lure making, of catching fish. Ask anyone who I have fished with. BM, SlipKnot, HAB, Fish-Eye, Crafty Angler, DZ

Now I will have a reputation of being a bullsh*tter.

How could I ever THANK YOU!

Seeing that you were a local, I offered what help I could and even invited you to my house to build some plugs, due to the fact you said you were interested in starting out.

This is the thanks I get.......

Yes Bloo, I can take a joke......but I dont lie about fishing!

This is not even funny......

John....what was that saying?......another M@@@@@@@

This is the message:

hey dog, whasssup...... didn't hear from ya ?...did you make it out last night?...

..I hit a few places, and even though everything looked right and promising a cup of shorts and a relatively quiet night...was all I had....

...I may hit it again tonight....I saw a lot of bait...at two different places....so if those babys are still out there...ya just never know..

..if you decide to hit it tonight....let me know...via cellee...and maybe we'll hook up again...hee hee hee...

..hope you didn't mind me post ....I'm a big tease....ya big lug!..

Do you want to start calling all these people and tell them the whole story?

I have to to try to regain my reputation of not being a BULLSH*TTER!

Does any one have a stove big enough to BOIL a HUMAN?

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!........all the hate mail I'm recieving!!!

I didn't know you had sooo many friends!!!....






Ya what you DONT know....

I have Fished with Tattoo, He is a awsome PRO ANGLER. and tosses his fish back, We all are after a big fish but dont admit it, Well most the time;)
The Dude is bummed, Fishermen are like hens, Thay spread gossip bout fish like wild fire;)
So Now He Might be know as a bs'er By fellow fishermen and That hurts as well as wanting a large.
Tattoo has got alot of bass under His belt And In due Time He will land His dream As I will someday,I hope, If slip dont jig it up first;)
We were all calling each other trying to confirm it. Ya see we love to see each other land a Large, Only to be bummed out.
Bubba I got Your green 704Z here for Ya, Its been with me since the 70s, So take care of Her......
Tattoo is a very Giving person. We are all fish F^%$@@@&&&&&
And it is a big part in our lives.
Tattoo Love Ya brother...........
Bubba...................................

Nobody will hold Tattoo wrong for this... So don't worry Gov - yer all set...

But, Bloo was mentioning how he'd take care of pruning those trees in your backyard, plus maybe some pooper-scooper duty of your 55#ers....

No Tattoo, you won't have a reputation as being a bull sh!t*er .
But bloocrab will have a reputation for using very poor judgement trying to stir the pot. :( Very UNCOOL Bloocrab.

guess I missed something here.....probably better off by the sounds of it.....:(

tattoo
your rep is good by me . crabmeat you is another story though . Someone get the tar and feathrs and the put the stocks in the town square !

bad taste !!!

..My sincerest apologies...

..that thread was not posted to make enemies...its intentions were strictly to joke WITH him, not on him or any of you. Thinking back on this now, I realize that I should have just PM'd him the message, as it was just a JOKE...Sorry

.. I still don't know how my post could give you a BS rep ???..if anything its me who told the ( joke ) fib ...you had no part in this deal...


...cheer up kid, my Bad...

End of Story

Glad Ya did that Blood, naaaa dont wory now, just offer him a plug or 60.............
BAD JOKE NOW LETS ALL GET ON WITH FISHIN
BM.......

Bloocrab - It's probably just the wrong topic to guthook people with... You get all of these people with the same desire to get a MASSIVE BASS and that want others they know to get that same success and they've now swung from being happy and envious to being on the receiving end of what is basically a harmless prank.

Far too many EXCELLENT anglers with decades of time on the water, especially from surf, never get that magic 50. When one of our kind does, there is huge pleasure taken by all of us that do what we do... We don't all hang out and sing Cumbaya but we do push each other on for the big fish and try to help with some of the tactics & SKLIZ neccessary to get there... All of the sudden we saw one of our fellow pinhookers get there and it turns out not to be true, Knowhaddamean??

TATOO, BLUE BERRY will make you feel better:p :p :p :p :p

Hey Tattoo,

What's the big deal...here's that picture of you with that monster you caught on a Hab's popper...yah, that's it, a Hab's little scrapper...yah, that's it...on four pound test...no!...on 2 pound test...THAT'S IT!

My John - what big hands you have... :p

HAB MADE IT!

Oh the BLUE BERRIES!

Ok, joke was bad..it's over. Just came back from 7 hour emergency room visit with sister who is sick as a dog....:(

Glad to see this is over.....


I am done for the year....I think

Uncool - I hope your sister will be OK...

Moral of the story , Never believe it when someone else says " So and so caught a Fifty" Wait till you hear it from the horses mouth.

Too bad though. Maybe next year Tatoo! :)