I hope he gets 20 years and rots in prison....I believe he is the piece of %$%$%$%$e' that he is accused of being and it is about time he did some time!:af: Can you say reality check for Jackoff?:rolleyes:

That would have read s-h-i-t-e'! Just so no one thinks I used anything in the four letter category.

Larry, did you hear about the story of an elderly lady who died because of Jacko?

Jacko had the flu and checked himself into the hospital ER.

To make room for this royal pedophile and his entourage, the hospital staff moved a poor a lady w/ congestive heart failure (and who needed to be ventilated) to another room.

I guess the staff didn't pay attention, cuz she died as a result. :af: :af:

You better believe I saw that...hope the hospital AND Jackoff gets sued royally!:smash:

Just what weird Planet did Jacko come from? I honestly just don't "get" him. I've been around a million types of people and I have never seen a waste of inhale to match him. Grease him up and lock him up.

yes

by the looks of him,
It won't be long till he drops dead!!!
He went for being a cute little black kid when he was young,
and now he kind of looks like Liz Taylor!!!

alright!!!! is it time for some micheal jackson jokes????

who's got em??

when is it time to leave Michael Jackson house??
































when the big hand is on the little hand:laughs:

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new song?
A: it's an old Elton John song, "oh let you're son go down on me!

Q:Whats Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little boy blew!

Q:What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A:"The way you make me fell, it really turns me on"

Q:What do Michael Jackson and Lorena Bobbit have in common?
A:They both played with little weiners!

Q:What do Michael jackson and Walmart have in common?
A:both have small boys pants half off!

Q:Why does Michael Jackson want to move to ohio?
A:because he heard there's a Youngstown!

Q:Why were Michaels Jackson"s pants so small?
A:because they wern't his!

Q:Why was Michael Jackson taken to the emergency room
A:because he was choking on a small bone!

Q;whats soft and brown and found in little boys diapers?
A:Michael jacksons hand!

Q:what did Michael jackson yell when he fell off a boat?
A:throw me a BuOY!

Q:why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts?
A:because he was up to two packs a day!

Q:what does Michael jackson consider a perfect 10?
A:Two 5 year olds!

I've got more !!!

heres my favorites-

Did you hear Mcdonalds named a burger after Micheal Jackson???

Its called the "the McJackson".... Its a 35 year old pickle hanging out of a 10 year old pair of buns...

Why does micheal jackson like 28 year olds???? Because there are twenty of them :hihi:


I got more but they are not for Link JR and katie to see :hihi:

Originally posted by Eben



I got more but they are not for Link JR


i'm 18 now you no.... you should have heard the ones i was just telling my dad :laughs:

Your 18 now... that means i can legally Hoe your plugs by force :devil:

Originally posted by Eben
Your 18 now... that means i can legally Hoe your plugs by force :devil:

i can hoe your plugs..... adn you can hoe my jigs :) check your pm's for a quick question

P'M's answered...

Sorry... these are jokes baaaaaaaaad :devil:

heres one i just remembered :devil:


I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f-ing kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

75 % white, and mostly female... just like him.

Bet it takes at least a year for this trial....
Only got one wish for him after the guilty verdict... Gen. Pop.
They'll take good care of Jacko

yup... especially after his latest surgery

Who da thunk a poor black boy could grow up to be a rich white woman?

I hope he's happy with cellmate Bubba :devil:

I am surprised noone fragged the Bastage yet
sick-o
vb

did ya hear Michal Jakson was spotted at K-Mart????
He heard boys pants were 1/2 off:laughs:
thats an old one

:nailem:

as kharma awaits him first.

i once wanted to kill a guy....figuratively speaking of course.... meaning that i wanted to beat him unconcious or within an inch of his life as the saying goes.....and i promised myself.....the day i see him again....i'm going postal on him....

well that day came....and i was horified at what i saw....
he had suffered a car accident with burns and face lacerations galore like he stuffed his head through the windshield several times....making frankenstein look like a chip and dale dancer..... it took me awhile before i recognized him in fact...even though i was lookin him straight in the eye. he had recieved his kharma and then some

so now, i let kharma do its job.....

OH, WHAT SHOULD I WARE TO COURT/

somebody should lock and load on that sick bastard, full metal jacket. I would like to see a red laser dot on "her" forehead.

I hate his music and think he is gross freak, but.....in my mind he is innocent until proven guilty. You have to question the motive behind this, what parents would let their kid go to his house?
Its just seems shady to me. If he is guilty, i hope he fries.

Would you trust your kid to a plastic-surgery-disaster freakazoid who takes estrogen so he/she/it doesn't have to grow up?

Michael Jackson was likely sexually abused by his father.

That might explain why he has mutilated himself...to remove any semblance of his father.

It also might explan why he wants to bugger little boys. :af:

he was makin after his lawyers prooved his accuser was lying.... as if nothing improper happened at all....such a performer he is.....

Is there anyone who who not Psychologically damaged out there who honestly believes this moron is innocent? :smash:

Leno " Michael Jackson was the first person to call Martha Stuart after she got out of jail. Yeah he wanted to know what it was like being a White Women in Jail"

innocent until proven guilty BF.....gotta have faith in the system
if he is guilty...there is no worse crime.....throw the book at him

Next up on trial should be the Knucklehead parents who dropped their kids off to "Hang Out" with the idiot....:rolleyes:

you just.....totally insulted all the real good knuckleheads....
out there in TV world.... those gold diggers ....are way below that classification....

You mean you'd let your kids hang out with micheal Jackson....unsupervised......Not Me.


I'm not picking on other parents.....just the ones that dropped there kids off to hang out with Micheal

i lost my one child early in life.... dad

and the last thing i'd do is let a child hang out with a freakin weirdo sicko scuz ball
like Jackson,michael.... not EVEN for a moment....

it would pollute their auras -> instantly.....

i meant: you were being to kind calling those degenerate parents ... mere knuckleheads....they deserve to be as you suggested the next on trial for wreckless endangerment.

I apologize.....I did misunderstand you. Thought you were sticking up for them...thats why such a harsh comeback.




If anybody wants to know how a size 11 Nike tastes like I can tell you......I just put my foot in my mouth:smash:

mate!

you'll see..... that i always seek to clarify.....

de nada.... think nothing of it....

:cheers: we agree that we previously disagreed lol

Originally posted by Raven
:cheers:


:gu: 1st one is on me...

Just saw a joke cartoon about MJ. Picture a drab cell. Some huge guy sitting on a bunk looking across the room to a MJ sitting on another bunk. Big guy says " Hey, why don't you moon-walk over here for a little sleep-over Michael"

And the truth shall come to pass.

Sarge :wiggle:

I wish he would simple fall off the face of the earth. I wish we didnt have to watch so many commericals. :hidin:
I'd rather be fishing for striper when they are hittin' the water so hard they sound like someone droppin' commodes in the water. :wid:

No striper in Alaska?