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I am glad to see there is someone else on here that has more time on their hands than me!:laughs: That is too funny....I love it!:laughs: Nice touch with the blindfold!:D

I think he's bluffing.........No Plug Ho would EVER intentionally harm a Plug.

I hope BM comes through...I would hate for the perpitrator of this situation to "plug" that poor defensless plug!:eek5:

One slug of lead in that one is enough anyway!:rolleyes:

Originally posted by The Dad Fisherman
I think he's bluffing.........No Plug Ho would EVER intentionally harm a Plug.

Oh yeah? Maybe I'll just give it to Clammer so he can feed it to the bloofish. :af:

See this? This is a Beachmaster I fed to a bloo. You think I'm kidding now?

Don't provoke hime TDF...he has a loaded camera and he is not afraid to use it!:eek5: :err: This is the real deal......:eek:

Do it! Do it!:devil: :vamp:

Originally posted by ThrowingTimber
Do it! Do it!:devil: :vamp:

:af:

Originally posted by iluvspots
Oh yeah? Maybe I'll just give it to Clammer so he can feed it to the bloofish. :af:

See this? This is a Beachmaster I fed to a bloo. You think I'm kidding now?


Ok Ok lets open some Dialog here. We can talk through this. But I need to know that your willing to meet me half way on this.

Send me a few of the young, smaller plugs kind of as a goodwill gesture, nothing bigger than 1.5 ounces, just so we know your serious about bringing this to a peaceful ending.

after that we can see about, maybe getting you that 50. But I can't do anything unless you show me your willing to negotiate......so how about sending out those plugs 1st.

Originally posted by The Dad Fisherman
Ok Ok lets open some Dialog here. We can talk through this. But I need to know that your willing to meet me half way on this.

Send me a few of the young, smaller plugs kind of as a goodwill gesture, nothing bigger than 1.5 ounces, just so we know your serious about bringing this to a peaceful ending.

after that we can see about, maybe getting you that 50. But I can't do anything unless you show me your willing to negotiate......so how about sending out those plugs 1st.

Is your name BASSMASTER? I don't want to speak to no stinkin' hostage negotiator! :af:

:rotfl: thats awesome!

:laughs: Gotta change the shorts now! ROFLMAO

:rotfl: Good one !!!

S H O O T

S H O O T

SHOOT

Your bow is out of tune or you sux.

Originally posted by Goose
Your bow is out of tune or you sux.

And I didn't wear an arm guard. *ow* :af:

Someone do something.....oh, that poor, poor plug!:(

:devil:

Originally posted by iluvspots
Oh yeah? Maybe I'll just give it to Clammer so he can feed it to the bloofish. :af:


This is no one to fool with ,and i don't think ransome $ will cut it:eek5: :err:

If I was gay, I'd want BassMaster to be my Assmaster.

Originally posted by Rappin Mikey
If I was gay, I'd want BassMaster to be my Assmaster.

BM's butt is too spicy for you! His arse is MINE, missy!

Go ahead and shoot the pikie. I think there's alot of us that think you wont do it!!:D

for a min i thought you was going to give it to a copy cat lure builder.
destroy it if You must.
but harm the needle and i will kick the %$%$%$%$ing %$%$%$%$ out of you

He said the pike needs more lead anyways.

Do It
I dare ya
I double dog dare ya.

ya all @#$%^#$%^ nuts ;)

.

Originally posted by Moose Nuckle
Go ahead and shoot the pikie. I think there's alot of us that think you wont do it!!:D

now you made me do it.

I just executed my first hostage. :af:

I will mail the head home to you. :af:

Shoot the Pikie. Get it over with. You know you want to!!!!

Be berry quiet, were hunting Pikies..................

so yory sending dead plugs to me.
for the love of god dump the needle pic = secret

Originally posted by bassmaster
i will kick the %$%$%$%$ing %$%$%$%$ out of you

My #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&s are having their way with your pikie right now.

Even if mack pikie lives to see another cast...

...it will swim funny...forever. :af:

Me thinks an intervention is needed here before any more plugs get hurt....

HA

U swine may all your teeth fall out cept for one and that one gets a root canal and falls out.

Violated.:af:

this is a good thread...funny as hell.

you have to know when you bluff is called....SHOOT THE DAMN PIKIE AND MAME THE NEEDLE!!!

:lurk: This thread has the makings to be a SB.com award winner :lurk:

you guys are ALL mental :smash:

It is snowing at my house now.:happy:

If I got a snowmobile, would they laugh if I put rod holders on it ??

:tooth:

Originally posted by bassmaster
U swine may all your teeth fall out cept for one and that one gets a root canal and falls out.

:tooth:

i smell herring :devil:

if BM does not comply with my demands, I will first unleash the penis popper on mack pikie. when I am done the thing will be puking grommets out of its head.

then I will blow its brains out.

Originally posted by iluvspots
My #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&s are having their way with your pikie right now.

Even if mack pikie lives to see another cast...

...it will swim funny...forever. :af:

Cruel and Perverted punnishment

Originally posted by JohnR
Cruel and Perverted punnishment

Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment. :af:

Originally posted by iluvspots
if BM does not comply with my demands, I will first unleash the penis popper on mack pikie. when I am done the thing will be puking grommets out of its head.

then I will blow its brains out.


:eek:

hey spots, can I have my skilsaw back? You can use the food processor if you want to hack up Mr. Pikie.

:af:

wtf u still havent destroyed that thing yet? :laughs:

:(

Did you forget to take your medicine again?:rolleyes:

lol.....classic first pic and great thread spots

I love that pic of bm disecting a Beachmaster. Learned alot from that one do you also have the one of old john disecting the old gibbs needle Eben? I have that one at home....

no i dont... that pic helped me learn a few things though :D

Come on iluvspots, enough posturing, go ahead and get it over with, if you have the GUTS.........

You can do it blow his *(Y&*(^in head off!:happy:

You might poke that plugs eye out with that Air Weight, but with an HK in .45 you could do some damage.....

Originally posted by TheSpecialist
You might poke that plugs eye out with that Air Weight, but with an HK in .45 you could do some damage.....

splendid idea. do you have one you can loan me? :af:

or bettah yet... take Eben's cue, autopsy on band saw and post pics

Rent a CHIPPER!!! :devil: :devil:

Come on do it. It's only wood !!!!!

Originally posted by Moose Nuckle
Come on do it. It's only wood !!!!!

Only wood!!!!!!!!! What a horrible thing to say... :hs:

Originally posted by Eben
Only wood!!!!!!!!! What a horrible thing to say... :hs:

I agree!!!!!!!!!:smash: :smash: :smash:

Do iT!!!!! iTs only a bassmaster!!!!! :devil:

Bassmaster has feelings ya know, He's not made of wood.:rotf2:

Man, you guys are a brutal crowd.

If plugs could be gladiators ...

Originally posted by TheRattBoy
Rent a CHIPPER!!! :devil: :devil:

....:laughs: .........that would be worth videotaping.

Bloodthirsty savages, all of you. :doh:

Someone please! Make them stop! Do it for the children!

JUST DO IT !!!!!!!!

Make it look like this!!!

you guys are just way to funny. Im laughing so hard im crying. I love you's lol.

still laughing here too but nothing tops that original pic with the airweight and the blindfolded pikie..........:D

what's so gosh-darn funny?

i'm gonna hafta execute another hostage soon. :af:

bowelmaster, are you reading this? :af: :af:

Hey spots, I have an idea.

Why don't you have two plugs play a game of Russian roulette?

That ought to be entertaining, you sadistic puke. :hee:

that's the best idea you've had all year, you wanker.

let me go fire up my copy of Deer Hunter first.

Just shoot me! I am king Wanker :hee:

all the fREaks are out tonite:laughs:

Originally posted by Charlie Moore
Just shoot me! I am king Wanker :hee:

oh please, if i have to watch your show one more time I'm gonna off myself. :wall:

wank this ILuvspots:bshake:

:yak:

:bshake: Iluvspots :D

MAO!!!

DITTY MAO!!!!!



sorry bout the spelling buy you deerhunter fans know what i'm talking about.

Go away Mr Moore:smash:

may all of your teeth fall out cept 1
and that one gets a root canal and falls out.
remeber im off my meds. so i can bite you

Originally posted by mikecc
He said the pike needs more lead anyways.

Do It
I dare ya
I double dog dare ya.

Stay tuned.

Since Mike is egging me on, and Bowelmaster has yet to accede to my demands...

...We will be hosting a game of Russian Plug Roulette tonight....

...after I eat my din-din.

I will be sure to post pics. :devil:

Originally posted by Slingah
all the fREaks are out tonite:laughs:

You are so correct - the multiple personalities of multiple members here...

you will slide under a mack truck in 6th gear and taste your own plugs..........

u r gonna be mopping up plug brains tonight, mister. :af:

HARRY: I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five. And to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you, PIKIE?

Originally posted by Moose Nuckle
But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world

Haven't you been keeping up, man? I love Dirty Harry too (and my S&W Model 27 was christened "Callahan") but the .44 mag is no longer the most powerful handgun in the world. I think that honor goes to the new .500 S&W handcannon.

Yes I have!!!!

Get it over with all ready :af:

just do it!
blast that friggin' plug allready.

shoot em up already spots...I wanna see splinterz

THIS DANNY PLUG WASN'T A VERY GOOD RUSSIAN ROULETTE PLAYER.

OUCH, THAT'S GOTTA STING!

(note lovely wound channel - no hydrostatic shock)

:af:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

This looks like good therapy.

I think I will smash one of my glass needlefish :devil:

mmmmmmmmmmm....

smell that cedar...

:af: :af: :af:

That looks like fun spots.

Kinda like...bowling pin shooting. :hihi:

Shoot more damit:af:

Ready on the right...

Ready on the left...

All ready on the firing line... Commence fire!!!!!

Friggen send some lead through that thing....:nailem: :devil: :rocketem: :nailem:

FIRE THAT WEAPON:af:

:eek:

REST IN PIECES

Burn the whole village iluvspots!!!

nice shooting "Sybil":devil:

Originally posted by The Iceman 6
Burn the whole village iluvspots!!!

I might just do that.

I'll have to call in puff the magic dragon to hit the village.

Stay tuned. We'll have to get fearless leader Wahlie and Sub-Commander Tlapinski to coordinate the air strike. :devil:

Originally posted by iluvspots
I might just do that.

I'll have to call in puff the magic dragon to hit the village.

Stay tuned. We'll have to get fearless leader Wahlie and Sub-Commander Tlapinski to coordinate the air strike. :devil:

ILS - you don't have a 105 kicking around in your ManCave, do ya?

Spooooooky :liquify:

:devil2:

Skin that smoke wagon son!!!!!

FPP,
Tks for bringing that thread back up. I can't
think of how I missed it in 2005. It is a classic
and as slingah said it brought out the freaks,
wierdos, half-wits, lamebrains and nutjobs
amongst whom I must count myself. Thanks to
Iluvspots for starting it and again to FPP to a
good archive. This proves that surfcasting for
SB is a hard hat job because we are all a little
soft in the head.
:smash:

Rusty Griswold: Is that a real gun, Mom?
Ellen Griswold: I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father may be going away for a little while.

It is a classic
and as slingah said it brought out the freaks,
wierdos, half-wits, lamebrains and nutjobs
amongst whom I must count myself

'Course six of those posters were just one guy :rotf2:

IPA / ILS / who else was there?:buds:

Man i needed that thread after the day i had. The reason i love S-B.

ILuvspots I cave in, you may have all my spots.
but, I get to do things to you that I would not do to a barn yard animal.
Meber the rock of love and the rainbow mambo boogie
the threee stooges live .........

Davey I almost stopped by your pad last week as I have a time share real close by to you but I had way too many plugs in the truck to be anywhere near you. You still fishin or just bike ridin.

Davey I almost stopped by your pad last week as I have a time share real close by to you but I had way too many plugs in the truck to be anywhere near you. You still fishin or just bike ridin.



I was told he is now raising Barn Yard critters with no Teeth :wall:

thanks...