freeballin
04-13-2005, 05:54 PM
Oh to be six again ..
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland.
What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space
Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted
Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
They drove to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a
movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a
soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed,
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked,"Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "Is that what
this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get
it wrong.
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland.
What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space
Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted
Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
They drove to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a
movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a
soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed,
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked,"Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "Is that what
this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get
it wrong.