View Full Version : Another @#$%^&* Adventure


Clammer
04-18-2005, 08:48 AM
some things never change ==== went fishing yesterday afternoon ,nite ,this morning / and as usual I got stuck on the bottom with the rig //The difference this time I was in a place thats not allowed & heading in the wrong direction ==== whats different --=- I was in the @#$%^&*%^& truck ######

but the season has offically started ,I had a great time with members from this site ,,,,,, Ed Fishpart got his first bass of the season -== he,s my vote for POPE###
Tony =Goose /I have no clue what was up with him // I,ve never seen him so wired // he was bitchin & yellin about things that happen over 5 years ago --- he surley needed :smokin: thanks for the Jacket
Dave Fishaholic -he was born & raised in RI /@#$%@#$%$ guy can,t find his way out of a parking lot // it,s daylight & he had no clue were we were or how we got there/// everytime I have him as a passenger its a [[trip]] its like he,s never went for rides // he,s totally @#$%#$% lost // they even tried to screw him with his order at Wendy,s
Thanks Dave for the tow :claps:

yep the date changes /but not the adventures :cheers: :cheers: to seeing you guys yesterday #####

fishaholic18
04-18-2005, 09:34 AM
Dave Fishaholic -he was born & raised in RI /@#$%@#$%$ guy can,t find his way out of a parking lot // it,s daylight & he had no clue were we were or how we got there/// everytime I have him as a passenger its a [[trip]] its like he,s never went for rides // he,s totally @#$%#$% lost //
Thanks Dave for the tow :claps:

Hey, I found your A$$ when you were stuck on a 4' dirtpile and pinned between 2 Jersey barriers, didn't I.
!$#@$%^! broke my towstrap...You sick #$@%&@!!!
Always an adventure with Clammer!!!
Who needs to go to an amusement park? Just take a ride with Clammer :hf1:Great time as usual. Thanks Mike.

Ed, nice fishing with you, we have to do it again.

Tony, chill out Dude!!! Can't wait to hear some nore of your stories, I'm still laughing. :jump1:

Raven
04-18-2005, 09:40 AM
nice post and as rich as knee deep mud....
put a smile on my face.....:bl:

tynan19
04-18-2005, 10:28 AM
Wow sounds like an adventure before it started. :eyes:

Clammer
04-18-2005, 12:02 PM
Raven isn,t thats what it,s all about

every time,s a great time :rotfl:

T-19 NOW if the Stars were out we may have had a @#$%$%^ great time <><>< :bshake: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty: <<< ya gotts share >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.... :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat:

tynan19
04-18-2005, 01:10 PM
Pick a date. Full Moon.

Clammer
04-18-2005, 01:42 PM
I love to see nice round,tight ,moons :kewl:

chris L
04-18-2005, 02:12 PM
mellon check :
are they round and firm ? or just a slight softness to the squeeze ? are the stems slightly elongated ? if so I will take those mellons mr grocerman

Got Stripers
04-18-2005, 06:35 PM
I played 9 holes yesterday and 18 today, figured it was time to relax and with the boat hopefully selling soon; time to work on my golf game. What a beautiful weekend, I almost hooked up the boat, but I just wanted a walk in the sun instead.

Fishpart
04-18-2005, 07:00 PM
Bob, golf is for those too old for SEX...... :yak6:

fishaholic18
04-18-2005, 08:57 PM
Bob, golf is for those too old for SEX...... :yak6:
Does Clammer golf?????? :splat:

Clammer
04-18-2005, 09:30 PM
#$%^ Golf // Right I,m gonna hit a little white ball & chase the @#$%^&* thing until it hides in a hole //// not a @#$%^& chance //

No wind /////ya up for a ride /// I,m good to go =I have about 4 more hours left in today // :walk: :walk:

Starfish
04-18-2005, 09:34 PM
Hey I love golf...and sex...and melons! :bshake:

fishaholic18
04-18-2005, 09:35 PM
No wind /////ya up for a ride /// I,m good to go =I have about 4 more hours left in today // :walk: :walk:

I wish I knew sooner, I'm hittin' it early ...

Goose
04-18-2005, 09:48 PM
All I gota say is clammers got an awsome hook shot,,,just not with a ball.;)

Clammer
04-18-2005, 11:41 PM
I see the Star came out tonight /// talk to me when there is a full moon :eyes:

teleamarketers // they are are great on the phone /// don,t do Chit in person //// :wiggle:

Fishpart
04-19-2005, 07:00 AM
ALWAYS an adventure///that's why we have fun. Nice night to get out and relax.

Clammer
04-19-2005, 07:42 AM
Yep ==Ask Dave if he was relaxed ???? I think its more like he goes into a trance when he,s with me ///Can.t figure it out :rotf3:

Got Stripers
04-19-2005, 07:11 PM
Mike I almost called but my original intention was to keep my focus and get the house work done, but it was too damn nice out. It was easier to throw the golf bag in the truck, then make calls and find gear etc.

When are the full moons visible and where can I see them:), post links, I'd love a good howl at a full moon.

Clammer
05-22-2005, 01:18 AM
and the adventures continue ///I needed ON THE WATER time Friday // soooooooo even thru it was blowin good -I,m gone --I decided to take the camera /which a very seldom do --hoping to catch some bass on plugs made by guys on this site /// Didn,t happen / all fish were on commercial made or G/S ledgerunners /// the fish were scattered & I had to keep moving around /just before sunset I decided to try a place that use to be good to me [[sometimes ]] I get there & I,m all alone /never have seen anyone there in the 30 years I,ve fished it ===== we,ll out of the wind & fish rolling in 3-5' of water// super / then WTF a boat comes out of noplace right to me // we had a few words & he saw me go there & just came to check it out /// he left at sunset & I moved down to a rip that was holding another pod of fish / the wind had died out /things [[[WERE}}} sweet // It was getting late & I had one more place to try // like i do almost every nite ======================== this is where things change ====================== I get there & there are two guys fishing dead on where I,ve been fishing ======= they are bottom bait fishing == I asked them what,s up they said its [[[dead]] they were fishing pogies ,one chunk & one whole fish in 3.5' of water on top of a sand bar /// we,ll that killed my last stop /// SOOOOOOOO I went home & did some work ... I received a e-mail from someone asking me to send them some photos // that,s when I remembered I left the camera in the boat// I e-mailed them back & said I,d take care of it in the morning @@@@@@ got up this morning to the sceaming N/E wind 99 out of 100 times I wouldn,t even think of going out // but a lotta CHit going on right now so WTF I went out /pick up a few fish in the lee & then decided to go see if those fish were still around / no @#$%$%^$% way with the N/E / but there was a 25' G/W , a 13' whaler with 4 people all casting at the same time & 2 Yaks / Chit now starting to get to me ---so I screw out of there & run to another spot where I,m alone // castinga W/L Ledgerunner I have some action on smaller fish . hits , swirls & some catches //=========when I ;m bringing in my cast I see a weird spash just behind the rubber // I toss it out again & there is something screwing with it // I slowed it down to a crawl ======= A @#$%^&* freshwater turtle // WTF .I,m outter there ==make a run across the bay banging in the @#$%^ N/E wind by this time the tide ,the wind ,& myself have had it ::: I carefully store my gear for the return ride [[ Ya @#$%^& right if you believe that ]] off I go ======= all of a sudden [[S L A M }] the boat hits & turns to the side /knocking my fat ass on the deck /// well its still running == someone must have dropped a boulder off a truck // that big ass rock was never there before //// I continued to fish for another hour /til I had had enough // got back to the dock /put all my gear on the dock /including the camera from the night before : checked the S/S ..more @#$%^&& dings * the crack on the prop from before ,now looks larger // the hull //I couldn,t tell =its all out of site // Chit just add it to the rest of the day // Once home & got a few things done --I remembered that I had to take those photos ================================================== == well when everything was set up /I turned on the camera & the digital screen looked like Chit // screwed around with buttons, batteries ,etc ... [[ZERO}} now I have to run ass to best buy & get it replaced / I figure no big deal ,I have the extended warranty/ Yep == it doesn.t cover man made damage /// I guess when I hit the swimming boulder the force threw the camera againt the door of the console // I cracked the rear screen /// threw that sucker away & left with a few C.s less than when the day started// & the boat ??????? it was still floating when I went by it tonight at 11;30 when I came back from fishing ////////
another @#$%^&up mission accomplished :fishslap:

"uffah!!"
05-22-2005, 08:42 AM
How come you guy's are always talking in code????

Raven
05-22-2005, 11:27 AM
How come you guy's are always talking in code???? hmmm

Clammer
05-22-2005, 07:49 PM
Code//?????????? what @#$%#$%%^ code :huh:

Raven
05-22-2005, 09:07 PM
you bring the %$%$%$%$

and i'll bring the paper

Nebe
05-22-2005, 09:20 PM
figure this one out :hihi:

-.-. .-.. .- -- -- . .-. / .... .- ... / --- .-. .- .-.. / ... . -..- / .-- .. - .... / -... .-.. --- --- ..-. .. ... ....

Raven
05-22-2005, 09:40 PM
the bloofish are always lookin for him

the word musta got out i guess :rotf3:

Clammer
05-22-2005, 11:22 PM
Bass tonite :angel:

GBOUTDOORS
05-23-2005, 06:53 AM
You wouldn't know a bass if it bite you in the @#S old man. If you wish to get fish I might find some time to show you how!!!!!!!!!!! :bgi:

fishaholic18
05-23-2005, 07:53 AM
Bass tonite :angel:

Mike, I'll be #@$%! back on $%#@! Wednesday. I'll #$@%^! call you and we'll go $#@$%^! fishing ang get #$@%^! bass. $%#$%! you!!!
:exp:

Clammer
05-23-2005, 08:56 AM
Dave F-18 you stay there --just send the @#$%^ wife ///

G/B my phone didn,t ring =ya told me how great the tides & conditions were gonna beeeeeeeeeee & we,d fish at the end of the week //======================== sooooooooooooo this is all your @#$%^@#$%#$%^#$% fault //><><>< :tm: