> A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to
> pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we
> don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
> beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and
shoots
> the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand
to
> make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the
> same glass twice either.
>
> The West Virginian boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
> beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
> his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his
> glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal
> Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with
> the same ones twice.
>
>