View Full Version : The difference between "guts" and "balls"!


freeballin
06-20-2005, 08:57 PM
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the azz and having the balls to say, "You're next."

:hihi:

Homerun04
06-21-2005, 06:08 AM
:cheers:

beachwalker
06-22-2005, 05:29 PM
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the azz and having the balls to say, "You're next."

:hihi:

yep,

scuppers....

:huh:

goin' fishin' now :wiggle:

keeperreaper
06-23-2005, 07:48 AM
LMAO

The Iceman 6
06-23-2005, 12:48 PM
good one...

jordan
06-25-2005, 05:31 AM
If I had the balls to do that my guts would all over the place :heybaby:

chris L
06-25-2005, 08:56 AM
guts on the inside
balls on the outside

unless you do as freeballin , then just flip them around

pretty simple human anatomy

teaser
06-25-2005, 09:51 PM
:biglaugh: :bl2: :rotf3: :rotf2: :laugha: :hihi:

bassmaster
06-27-2005, 01:25 PM
good one lmao