View Full Version : The Official "Stupidest Thing I Saw Today" Thread!


BigFish
07-20-2005, 08:21 PM
How about a guy on a Harley (riding it) while trying to juggle a friggin' cell phone call???????? :wall:

A) How the hell can he hear?

B) How can he dial, hold the phone while he brakes and shifts???? :nailem:

Gloucester2
07-21-2005, 10:58 AM
Falmouth, Saturday front of Heights beach . . . group of 4 rice burners doing wheelies and front wheelies . . . with girls on the back holding on for dear life . . . Future Darwin award winners for sure

vineyardblues
07-21-2005, 11:16 AM
How about I stop in at Nelsons BT over the weekend and I am looking at all the old Pics and antique lures hanging up around the shop ....then I look up and see BFL plugs :) It made my day .... I had tears in my eyes

Please send some to me :)

VB

fishsmith
07-21-2005, 11:21 AM
last weekend in myles standish state forest. A young girl 10 - 12yrs on a bike wearing only bathing suit holding on to a drivers side mirror with her right hand being pulled along by a car, going the wrong way on a one way.
WTF!!! WTF!!!

partsjay
07-21-2005, 12:13 PM
last weekend in myles standish state forest. A young girl 10 - 12yrs on a bike wearing only bathing suit holding on to a drivers side mirror with her right hand being pulled along by a car, going the wrong way on a one way.


Not smart.....those are very dangerous roads...have seen some very bad things happen on them roads....and thats why they have all those bike paths...her parents should be slapped around a bit.

BigFish
07-21-2005, 06:48 PM
VB...glad you like! :cool:

Slipknot
07-21-2005, 08:17 PM
How about I stop in at Nelsons BT over the weekend and I am looking at all the old Pics and antique lures hanging up around the shop ....then I look up and see BFL plugs :) It made my day .... I had tears in my eyes

Please send some to me :)

VB

Monday morning I saw the same thing :D
Maybe next time I go there will be a pic next to it of you holding a fifty caught with one.

vineyardblues
07-22-2005, 05:13 AM
Slip I was thinking the same thing :)

VB

Raven
07-22-2005, 07:47 AM
gee why didnt i think of that :wavey:

anyway......wasn't , weren't :) yesterday but....i saw this stupid kid on a skateboard

being pulled along the side of a major road by another stupid kid riding a moped and their both doing like 20-25 mph....:eek5:

now i remember doing some WILD stuff too as a youngster, but when passing them i felt wicked uncomfortable
because it wouldn't have taken much at all for the kid on the skate board to loose control
...and go veering off into the traffic suddenly @ that speed and for me to roll right over him....

basswipe
07-22-2005, 10:51 AM
Yesterday watched a guy pass a marked statey cruiser on the right.Doh!

TheRattBoy
07-22-2005, 06:07 PM
A whale plate on a Toyota...... :poke: :tm:

Bass Babe
07-22-2005, 10:13 PM
Three motorcycles change lanes to place themselves in front of me on the highway. The girl on the back of one proceeds to have a conversation with the guy on the other...they're leaning over and slowing rapidly to 35 MPH. No such luck in changing lanes to pass them once we were crawling along at that speed -- everyone was blowing by. I just wanted to hit the gas and plow thru their daytripping a$$es with the truck. Some of us had work to go to. They were lucky it was me behind them, alert and ready with good brakes, or they would have been leather-clad road pizza. Grrrrrrrr-owl!

MAC
07-23-2005, 08:23 AM
How about the Harley bar and shield on a toyota or honda :fishslap:

teaser
07-23-2005, 03:35 PM
I went to the cape this morning and saw 2 guys in a boat being towed down I-195, almost fell out of the boat taking the Wareham exit! :shocked:

The funny part was one of these guys was casting a light rod and trying to pitch a lure to the front of the truck that was towing them, talk about IDIOTS!!!! :claps:

Of course there were no State Police around at the time, it seems like they're only out there if I'm doing something wrong. :poke:

Raven
07-24-2005, 10:39 AM
i've seen thus far.....is a huge bull frog living inside my sweetwater boat
in the rainwater... has to be close to 12 " long from tip of toes to nose.
theres no ponds around ... here ....either... at least not very close by.:bounce:

striprman
07-24-2005, 01:04 PM
You would laugh at the kids comming to my door looking for my youngerst kid (to get in trouble with)

Pink hair. or kind of purple...hmmm

Mike P
07-24-2005, 02:07 PM
I went to the cape this morning and saw 2 guys in a boat being towed down I-195, almost fell out of the boat taking the Wareham exit! :shocked:

The funny part was one of these guys was casting a light rod and trying to pitch a lure to the front of the truck that was towing them, talk about IDIOTS!!!! :claps:



If they were that gassed that early in the day, you could have probably sold tickets to the show they put on when they hauled out :rotf2: :laugha:

Karl F
07-24-2005, 03:44 PM
That one on 195 is tough to top :hihi:... but along the same lines as MAC's..
There is a Toyota (not sure of the model, high end SUV) in my town... with an oversand sticker, next to a mbba sticker, next to a mass audobon sticker, next to a nature conservancy sticker, next to a buy american sticker, and an american flag sticker... what a conflicted soul must be driving that!!, i wonder if they argue with themself while driving. Probably signals left, and turns right as well... I see it parked at the post office some days, but never seen the driver... I'd love to know who they are.

Squid kids Dad
07-31-2005, 03:14 PM
I was on the rotary where Columbia and Morrisey Blvd meet..I was headed toward Dot Ave when all a sudden the car in front of me stops short..I creep up and the left rear door is opened and this young kid is hanging on for his life..Probably about 4 yrs old...Obviously wasnt wearing a f%^&^$ seatbelt and mistakenly hit the handle to open the door...The mother gets out and calmly speakes to the kid and shuts the door and then is off on her way...Damn lucky..... :nailem:

S-Journey
08-01-2005, 12:48 PM
Myself when I woke up and looked in the mirror :D

t.orlando
08-14-2005, 12:01 PM
Last nite, saw a guy across from me fishing "on" the front side of a canal bridge abutement

Nebe
08-14-2005, 01:12 PM
get outa here... how'd he do that????? :huh:

t.orlando
08-14-2005, 02:00 PM
lowerstage of tide, but musta got a little wet E

bart
08-14-2005, 02:14 PM
now you need a wetsuit T :hihi: extreme canal fishing...

redcrbbr
08-14-2005, 07:23 PM
how about a 3 oz bank sinker in front of an atom popper. i have witnesses

Bass Babe
08-14-2005, 11:23 PM
Dude picks his way down to a spot -- headlight, bright as a dope scope, on. Okay, maybe he didn't want to bust his stuff. But then he continues to fish with the light on...shining into my eyes, into the water. I hope he shined his light on the 2 keepers RRC and I humped out of there and noticed that we didn't have our lights on the whole time. Annoying little dude.