View Full Version : Clammer losing weight???


GBOUTDOORS
08-19-2005, 06:55 AM
I took Mike to a spot Wed. night that has been hot with eels the last few weeks and he looked like he had lost some weight but I did not want to say anything. So we are into some nice fish (Mike getting most of them) when I get my first fish on for the night. Mike comes back to net the fish for me and as he pulls it in his shorts drop down to his ankles. Now trust me the one thing you DO NOT WANT to see at 10:00pm with your fish and a landing net is Mike in his under roos (sp) I think they may have been Capt America . I have not been out on the boat since and may have to sell it as each time I walk past it the picture of Mike standing there shorts around his feet comes into my mind and I kind of get (sea) sick. How can I get help with this do I need to see a specialist???????? No not you Bill a real specialist.

JohnR
08-19-2005, 07:15 AM
I've seen plumbers butt before but shellfisherman's butt? Now having not been confused with a skinny guy in close to ten years, I think I have the right to offer an explanation; Mike has added belly for the past few years but has recently started to lose the weight at the hips. The hydrostatic force inside the belly launches the shorts downward when he bends over. Sad fact, but scientifically accurate I'm afraid.

It's odd going over to wake him up to go fishing and he is in his not so tighty not so whities. You would think he would have the common decency to wear a pair of shorts or something...

Well, good to hear you guys got into some fish. So how was your offshore tuna trip??

ThrowingTimber
08-19-2005, 07:29 AM
Thanks for the mental picture....

Clammer
08-19-2005, 08:32 AM
Told ya /Never a dull Moment // :buds:

Slipknot
08-19-2005, 09:21 AM
LMAO :usd: :spin:

Next Wed. night is open for me Greg :D I'll help you get the boat back in business :kewl:

PNG
08-19-2005, 10:29 AM
Cabinboy.......... :faga:

denis
08-19-2005, 10:52 AM
O.K. Mike lost his shorts but did he get your bass ?

ThrowingTimber
08-19-2005, 11:18 AM
That must've been the bright flash I saw the other night when I was out,.............

Saltheart
08-19-2005, 12:11 PM
Jumping to conclusions here? pants fall down cause the wearer got thinner or the pants got bigger! How do you know clammer just didn't buy bigger pants and has not yet grown into them?? :)

chris L
08-19-2005, 12:46 PM
it could be the curse of the irish and there isnt anything left to hang his pants on .

Or it could be he wanted to show off his backyard hills and valley

or he isnt eating well and actually has lost weight .

Clammer
08-19-2005, 01:09 PM
ya I got the Bass // that,s one of my trick moves to throw the other s guys off ///

Ya Chris f @#$%^& Irish curse // since the operation //when I take a shower /they throw me out & send me to the woman,s showers ==================== not a bad deal :hidin:

GBOUTDOORS
08-19-2005, 01:37 PM
Clammer were those Capt. America underweir or Underdog. Have no fear Clammer is here with the net. :doh:

fishaholic18
08-19-2005, 01:40 PM
Full Moon! :bshake:

Clammer
08-19-2005, 02:27 PM
Victoria Secret :lm:

chris L
08-19-2005, 02:29 PM
there ya go girlie wear got to make ya feel special !

I heard fishpee had a good slection of girlie wear , he uses when fishing .

is this true bassmasterson ? come on let the wood out for air and tell us .

justplugit
08-19-2005, 04:23 PM
First his beard then his pants. Whats next.:huh: :D

Rappin Mikey
08-19-2005, 04:23 PM
Pictures please :blush: Oh, I wasn't just thinking that.

RickBomba
08-19-2005, 06:31 PM
As far as the bald camp goes, I hope it's is hair!!!
Mike, I am your Faaaather!
Oh my word!
Rick

fishweewee
08-19-2005, 07:51 PM
Victoria Secret :lm:

so u did use those thongs I sent you for x-mas. :rotf2:

capesams
08-19-2005, 08:48 PM
drupy draw's are one thing..but if he ever wip's out his eel skin plug...I'd b the first one over the side.

Clammer
08-19-2005, 09:27 PM
C/S if only there was a eel skin plug :happy:

GBOUTDOORS
08-20-2005, 07:53 AM
So thats why Mike wanted the left over dead eels. He's going to tape them to the inside of his leg!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

seabass
08-20-2005, 09:20 PM
I don't know, sounds like DELIVERANCE, Rhody Style....squel like a seal, clam ?????????

Clammer
08-21-2005, 12:53 AM
WTF ======= Donuts :faga:

TheSpecialist
08-21-2005, 11:04 AM
u need suspenders :hidin: :exp:

bassmaster
08-21-2005, 11:05 AM
u should talk :hidin:

Clammer
08-21-2005, 12:54 PM
thanks Dave / F #$%^& You Bill & if we all keep taking our meds //we may survive a BLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOofush attack // poor F #$%^& Fishpart he didn,t knoe better & let one go last night alive .. :doh: :doh:

Fishpart
08-22-2005, 07:58 AM
$(^(^*) I know you hate them, but didn't realize just how much......

I know a guy who lets his two rowielers play with them. When you pull up to the beach if the dogs are going crazy you can usually get a blue within two casts....

Are you losing weight???????????????????????