Life was the Balls :bounce: Amost lost it a few times on the trip back from Cutty to Westport / Zero electronic,s // But Plenty of fish & no Brains //
Shudda kept that Chevy == Its worth big dollars now :gf:

:devil: You towed a boat with a vette?????? OMG )(*&09871345- gawd!!!!!!!!! HOrrible!!!!!! :devil:

Wanna buy some tires?

As you can see -it wasn,t setup to tow // that,s a 63 split window // the prime is because I took it in the sand dunes at Horseneck / ripped the Dual exhaust off & wedge pieces of it & some rocks in the wheel wells & they shattered .......never ever got a speeding ticket with that car ......... just with every other one I,ve owned :wall:

"Hoes didn't want me/ Now I'm hot they all on me" -Mike Jones :hihi:

hey clammer, ever yank 2nd gear and forget you had the boat out back? :eek:

Had a 58 Imp with a 396 in it //trying to get to a weld shop /somebody b/b me& I popped it // blew the whole rear end /right off the / the housing .gear box, axle & wheels /////

This setup with the vette and boat is you all the way, don't loose the spirit.

Mike, kewl :hihi: :D 18 foot Thompson :huh: and a 35 Evinrude.:huh: Can't make out if it's lapstrate or not.

Gotta love the primer on the vette.:D

:btu:

You friekin nut..

Clammer you are one of a kind, you know that??? :jump:

ya Eben /I guess that,s a good thing/

that boat was a knockoff Bristol made in New bedford .. the motor a 40hp

no lapstreak ///

ya sudda seen peoples faces when I drag fish out from behind the seat :rotf3:

I don,t have pictures of this /but shortly after we were married my wife had a OPEL & I towed the boat with that little stick 4 cylinder/// WeLl I,m hauling out one evening a descent steep ramp / I get behind the wheel /gas the S hit out of it /in order to pull out & still get up the ramp / well I,m going up & ya have to go left to the parking area /// WTF 60 feet from the ramp is this A/O tieing down this rig // I can,t stop to I swerve to the left of him ---in doing sooooooooooooo I hit ^ mount this high curb // well ya gotta know =============== I flip the f #$%^&* boat right off the F @#$%^&* trailer / the boat actually flips /not slides off the trailer && it comes down on his open F #$%^&* drivers door // snapped it off the car at the hinges/ clean as a hell // F#$%^&*( guy was speechless / I got out of the car picked up the F #$%^&* door & threw it in his back seat // then proceeded to get a couple of on lookers to help me take off the motor & all the S#$%^/ get the boat back on the trailer /mounted the motor // turn the key & it fired / all I had was a snapped rod from the anchor falling on it ..
the guy in the F #$%^&* car I heard from once & when he called a second time I was in basic training /& when he found that out he told my wife to forget about it // never heard from him again //also never saw him at that ramp again....

& they want me to help with kids ??????????????/ how about take a kid fishin Clammer style // the kids F #$%^&*( family would never be the same ..

turn in again next week /for another edition of {{AS CLAMMERS WORLD TURNS}}

:bgi:

clammer i friggen love you
your the balls
truly bubbaH, I meen it
ya %$%$%$%$ing old %$%$%$%$ing nut

that story is too out of this world not to be true. i loved it. i would give anything to have seen that guy's face. i've got a 27 roadster with a 500 horse small block, think you could come over and help me weld a hitch underneath? :bgi:

Unbelievable clamma, some tings never change. :cheers: :laughs: :rotf3: :laughs:

:rollem: never /ever /can still play [jailhouse rock] : on the cell bars :rotf3:

Is this just a pilot series of" As Clammas World Turns", or can we look forward to a weekly series.:huh: If so what night and time do i tune in.:huh:

JPI the way things are going in our world today // it should be daily // or even hourly -like the F#$%^&* reporters that make a horror story worse // I,ll have to drive down to re/argue [sp] my contract // OOOOOOOOPPs can,t afford the gas .. WTF I,ll roll one & come up with something .. :eyes:

BACK THEN CLAMMER WAS SKINNY
NICE VET MIKE :)

once upon a time === mcmol,l;mkbugideoijwejojewdeww

it was nice :bc:

That vette today in good condition, starting bid over $100,000.

What were you thinking? :bl2:

Thanks Alot Cal /Like I don,t F @#$%^ KNOW THAT //F @#$%^&*( just add it to the price of gas & all the countries that helping us out

WTF :hang:

clammer i friggen love you
your the balls
truly bubbaH, I meen it
ya %$%$%$%$ing old %$%$%$%$ing nut

What he said :D

that story, lmao... 63 spilt back coupe in primer as tow vehicle :kewl:

when I was 18 I worked for a guy driving dump truck for about 6 months, he had one with a 454 in it, we used it to haul jerry cans of diesel to the job site for the bull dozer... it was mint when he bought it, real clean... that lasted till the first coffee run :hihi:

Classic Mike , you and some of the other longtimers better be putting this chit down on paper with these pics and publish them. Honestly, reading these stories of days gone by would get me through the winters, and these stories need to be passed along. It would sell in the shops I think.
Oh that '63 split roof coupe....A buddy had me trick out (bastardize) his, added wider fibreglass fenders, hood work, ribbon paint job...His burned on the side of a highway, something about a missing hoseclamp on the fuel line......

and the only thing i can think of is this picture.....

Clammer ....you are definately " the MAN " :kewl:

Every person that fishes RI should know where that picture was taken >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where was it?????????????????// :uhoh:

And The Saga Continues ><><<><><><


went fishing last [[EVENING}} TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F #$%^&$%^&*^& OLD For this S #%^ ...

GoT back around 5 AM this morning /Not even sure

WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL / either when I went to bed or sometime after / I must have gotten a box of C/C cookies & a coke ..

Yep ---woke up a little a while ago //& things didn,t feel right :rollem:
the F #$%^&*( spilled / All Over the f #$%^&* place ,The cookies are now C/C crumbs everywhere ,Everything is wet & sticky [I WISH]
& I thought that eel slime sucked // I,m just going into the other room with another bed & when I wake up -------It was All a f #$%^&*9 dream :nopain: :nopain: :nopain:

clammer had a bloofish nightmare and peeed the bed :whackin: :rotf3: :rollem:

weekapogue? Awesome picture by the way

Not Close MAC .. go EAST MAN

That pic is classic- this post is the best in a long while - you're a madman!!!! :btu:

Fishsmith & the saga continues //// you should see the line & leader I have been using for the last 3 weeks & won,t change :walk:


S #$%^& I should be saving these for the LOng f #$%^&*(^&* winter :gf:

OOOOPs Got a couple of GOOD ones // But they can,t be told in here :faga:

Galillee.

Fishsmith & the saga continues //// you should see the line & leader I have been using for the last 3 weeks & won,t change :walk:
Lets see what that line has been thru our past few times out.
30+ pound fish hung in rocks.
Wrapped badly under your reel spool around the shaft, twice.
Wrapped several times around the prop.
Good fish on wrapped on lobster pot in the rocks.
That's all I can think of right now. :rtfm:

Nib yep but if it was taken now .the backdrop would be all [[parking]] & then boats.mostly the smaller of the lobster fleet..


Dave there,s more /but why bother ???????????????????

another day ,another f #$%^&* adventure :usd:

Looks like the big lot by the francis fleet wit all the workin boats to the right.on ur left there is a lot for trailers.slept there one latenight early mornin.

NIB =now I know / you were following me for my secret [[SPOT}}

retie that leader man you're going to lose a nice fish like that.. I was frayed the night you had it youre using it 3 weeks later? :hee:

Before I paged down I knew what year that was. My buddy has one now that he has owned since 68 or 70. Parked it in his garage and took 15 to 18 years restoring it. He use to be employed in a shop that specialized in vettes so you can well imagine how nice the frame up restoration went.

Took it on the beach at horse neck. I used to go to a freakie little surf shop down there in the sixties. Same guy had the surf report on every morning on the radio. I think he buls&%^ted everyone because there was never any waves. Wish I was there the day you did your sand dune ride.

Im gonna LOOK FOR THe PHOTO before I ripped the duals off :lurk:

retie that leader man you're going to lose a nice fish like that.. I was frayed the night you had it youre using it 3 weeks later? :hee:
Vic, if he changed the line...He just wouldn't be Clammer. :poke:

NIB =now I know / you were following me for my secret [[SPOT}}


I don't need to follow u i did however smell somethin over there I would bet resembles ur odor...
I am a river rat. i get large in lots o places no one would even look.lots o lights an nooks an cranny's back there.plus a bridge.Man If i had more time.

don't need to follow u i did however smell somethin over there I would bet resembles ur odor...
I am a river rat. i get large in lots o places no one would even look.lots o lights an nooks an cranny's back there.plus a bridge.Man If i had more time.
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:huh: Well /its a sucky Friday night & #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& is pacing back & forth.Smoking them dumb ass cigerettes Callin everyone he,s at least two people .moaning about how he shudda gone tonight .everything is perfect / etc,etc / & I tell him I just lost a schoolie & two bluefish Chops /// he,s still pissin & a groanin *& I,m telling him to calm down // ya right /// well while he,s all f #$%^&* up about [[WE]] shudda = == I tell him I,m busy ======== Gonna get all the birdfeeders filled =so the little birdies will be all set for the storm // F #$%^&*() speechless he,s talking about fishing & I,m telling him about the birds ......Oh well WTF..
But that,s not this week,s addition of the Adventure,s of Clamme

we will skip the one about the woman who stopped for directions the other day //

soooooooo things just seem to happen
I have to go out to do some work & drop off some paperwork & then take photos of a house /Both In Cranston //
Well I ran a little too late because I was B/S ing with someone at the office /so I knew taking the photo was out for today .But I had to drop some agreements off at a real estate office on Reservoir ave [[We all know how busy that road is] well i,m heading north and its past dusk when I near the office / I,m going to pull into the empty Allstate office // WTF ><> I see this motorized wheelchair booking down the road //// not the sidewalk /not the parking lane /but right on the white line /before you park 8 to 10 feet in the street /// I didn,t know they could go that fast ..I slow down to make a turn[[there is a car parked right there on the street ]] I,m s l o w l y making the turn into the lot /// BAM /BANG < CLUNK ========================================WTF ========================== I turn around & this Monster of a woman drove right the F #$%^& into the parked // no C hit // I had no choice but to over to her to see if she was alright // man she,s crying like a M/F & she weighed at least 475- 500 pounds //. WTF -- she crying & I ask her what happened & if she was alright // & she says I didn,t see the car I was trying to make a phone call / & yep she had a C/P in her hand . THen she says too me // that her sister stole her husband & she,s crying for both reason,s //// all the while she,s spinning in circles in the JET chair / all of a sudden she just says to me "sorry i bothered you== I,m gonna kill myself"' & off she goes flying down one of the busiest street around & she keeps looking back at me /like I can do something // N F W ==== I drop off the paperwork 7 descide to continue to go north & pickup route 10 to 95 // .. I See her up In front / she,s gone at least 1 mile already / still riding down the white line & STILL trying to use the Cell Phone ,,.,,,.,,

I never even thought about the camera until later :smokin: :smokin:

and yet another grain of sand falls through the hourglass, as Clamers's world turns/////

you should have givin her #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s phone #...... :devil:

Too un#$%^&*^$%^&*ing unbelievable to F&^$%*&^in make up.

Only F%$#@%^ you would have a F%$#@^& story like F%$#@$% That. Funny F%$^#@ C-it!!!!

You F^%$#%^ nut..

ya know its f @#$%^&* true // My whole life has been a f @#$%^&*$%^& adventure ///

But I got say it // ya had to be there when this 500lb bomb hit the f@#$%^&*^&* car // she didn,t side swipe it /she slammed it / if she didn,t need a rocket chair before she sure f @#$%^&*( it after // she had to hit dead on with those f #$%^&*() telephone pole legs :wall: :wall: :wiggle:

Great read for work :bl2: thanks a %$%$%$%$in lot {clamma} :kewl: