stripercrazy
09-10-2005, 07:11 PM
DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA
This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her
vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out
of
the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later,
she
found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her
bags into
the car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting
a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five
feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No
charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her
vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out
of
the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later,
she
found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her
bags into
the car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting
a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five
feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No
charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!