The Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President GW Bush.

The stamp is not sticking to envelopes, which enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission presented the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side

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boss boss I need to make water

At the United Nations was wearing a big ear
listening device heard them say.....

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recently he was asked what his opinion was of Roe Vs Wade... he said " I dont care how they get out of New Orleans"

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recently he was asked what his opinion was of Roe Vs Wade... he said " I dont care how they get out of New Orleans"
Nebe, I must admit, good one :laugha:

Oh man, hours later and I just got that. :rotf2:

That one-liner was a masterpiece! Bravo,bravo! :rotf2:

Ha.
He has to be the worst public speaker.He should just stay at camp David.His own speech.His diction was terrible.stopping an pausing in mid sentence.like its the first time e has read the text.Our leader.its scary.

ohh this is rich. try a google search for 'failure' :laugha:

He's def not the greatest speaker in the world, even this right wing nut must admit that. :tooth:

ohh this is rich. try a google search for 'failure' :laugha:


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The only problem is.....I don't consider that Feeling Lucky