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Nebe
09-26-2005, 09:36 PM
Hu's On First

George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you today. What's happening in the world?

Condi: Sir, I have the CIA report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars...........

NIB
09-27-2005, 06:10 AM
I hope u didn't waste the time to come up with that urself.

afterhours
09-27-2005, 06:24 AM
...what nib said.

redneck24
09-27-2005, 06:38 AM
:yawn:

Nebe
09-27-2005, 07:54 AM
someone e-mailed it to me :huh:

Nebe
09-27-2005, 07:54 AM
alllright... who changed my avatar :rotf3:

Skip N
09-27-2005, 08:36 AM
[QUOTE=Nebe]alllright... who changed my avatar :rotf3:[/QU

Never realized you were a brother :rotf2:

Nebe
09-27-2005, 08:48 AM
:crying:

chris L
09-27-2005, 10:46 AM
thats why I asked you about hiring the beer guy . he is your new employee with the beer barrel . and he already has a tan .

and a grin even a mother could hate