View Full Version : Im not gay but.......


Rappin Mikey
10-22-2005, 07:23 PM
I think I have a little crush on bassmaster.
I dont know if it is his beautiful smile
or his fancy pants
but, I was thinking about him the other day
and I pictured him naked
Dave, if you read this please call me.
I love you.





Does anybody else miss him on here as much as me?????


Lets try and bring him back with an ode.

OK I'll start



Dave manzie
cute as a pansie
when he grins
I feel all fancy
the thought of him makes me antsy
Id like to take him to the dance see
And show him my forbidden moves of crazy lombata
I am bombata





OK, keep it going..... we'll get him back

Rappin Mikey
10-22-2005, 08:04 PM
Bombata was actually a character in a movie.
Can anyone name that movie???

Slingah
10-22-2005, 08:36 PM
I do miss the pantsman as well

Oh Dave....
come out of the cave
Type some words on the site.....
so we know your allright
Mikey wants to take you to the Tea dance....
and watch you wiggle in those funny pants
So Dave, anwser us please...from
your bubbaH's at s-b.com :wiggle:

Slipknot
10-22-2005, 08:46 PM
he sent his computer back to where he bought it

he hates the internet
maybe he just hates the intenet fishing sites
or like flaptail said, it's that time of year again.

spence
10-23-2005, 12:09 AM
CONAN THE DESTROYER !!! it was Wilt freaking Chamberlain :jump:

-spence

basswipe
10-23-2005, 08:05 AM
CONAN THE DESTROYER !!! it was Wilt freaking Chamberlain :jump:

-spence

What was the name of Grace Jones' character in the movie?

BigPete
10-23-2005, 09:05 AM
That would be the exotic Zula. :gu:

Swimmer
10-23-2005, 10:56 AM
Mikey I think your not the first person to express romantic inclinations towards Bassmaster. Doesn't he do quite a few charters in the P-town Truro area? Maybe he's lost in the dunes of cape cod with..............well, who knows.

vineyardblues
10-24-2005, 10:32 AM
:huh:
Dave is still in shock from the award he received several weeks ago in P-town.

It was very close, butt he edged out the locals :err:

Rumor has it that he received the award at the Town Hall at the end of the summer. All I can say is what -a-Guy :bl:

bassmaster
10-24-2005, 11:22 AM
Hi,
I hate the net and most the idiots on here.
met bunch o nice peoples
post a pic of a fish and catch %$%$%$%$
buy a plug and it dont work
listen to %$%$%$%$%$%$%$s spam there bull%$%$%$%$ only to fish with them and they suck
I suck
U suck
He sucks and they suck
May U all slide under a mac truck and die
NY sucks the best though
chatham sucks along with orleans
i make tileman tony look like a quire boy
I enjoy not being here
please burn my %$%$%$%$ing computer
internet BS+ tomany ass holes
U bunch of filthy sluts go away

bassmaster
10-24-2005, 11:23 AM
but i do love some of U........
I am the greatest please kiss my butt
john R ban me
thanks

Karl F
10-24-2005, 11:47 AM
so what R U sayin'...

U suck the best? :huh:

:rude:

JohnR
10-24-2005, 01:04 PM
but i do love some of U........
I am the greatest please kiss my butt
john R ban me
thanks

Who urinated in your Cheerios :alien: (this time :rotfl: )?

We still :lm: ya, Dave - but do what you gotta do :bsod: ...

JHABS
10-24-2005, 01:16 PM
Its his Hibernation Time of Year , Hey Dave will make you a FLOATER or SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SINKER :bshake: :bshake:

bassmaster
10-24-2005, 01:47 PM
Its his Hibernation Time of Year , Hey Dave will make you a FLOATER or SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SINKER :bshake: :bshake:
figures cant even get u queens to fight
im gone see u next year

NIB
10-24-2005, 06:10 PM
U don't want flames
U need a hug.
ten days too long
good to hear from u
Bubba.

Karl F
10-24-2005, 08:48 PM
Who hacked into Nib's compooter???

NIB
10-24-2005, 10:03 PM
What, dave is my favorite fellow poster.always entertaining.

Flaptail
10-25-2005, 08:23 AM
You think this is bad wait till Sunday when we lose an hour of daylight, this is only the onset of the winter willies. He should be really crazed by December first. Funny tyhing is I am starting to agree with him. Hmmm........... :eek5: :uhoh: :conf: :shocked:

Nebe
10-25-2005, 08:27 AM
hehe (http://www.prozac.com/how_prozac/how_prozac_can_help.jsp?reqNavId=2)

Karl F
10-25-2005, 11:05 AM
Artificial light, they say it works wonders.
Bring home a bunch of fixtures from work BM, light 'em up :)

teaser
10-30-2005, 11:01 PM
CONAN THE DESTROYER !!! it was Wilt freaking Chamberlain :jump:

-spence


His name was actually "Bombassa" in the movie.