Katie
10-28-2005, 02:00 PM
A friend of mine from school sent me this, and i must of said yes to at least 6 of these.. lol
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF.....
1. You think crosswalks are for wimps
2. You think if someones nice to you they either
want something or they are from out of town and lost
3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in
five seconds
4. You're amazed when traveling out of town that
people at McDonalds actually speak english
5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless
you're touching the bumper of the car in front of
you
6. You know that a yellow light means that at least
five more people can get through and a red one means
two more can
7. The transportation system is known as the "T"
8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost
of your house
9. Subway is a fast food place
10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15
minutes of your house
11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The
Bambino" you know what they're talking about and
believe it too
12. You believe using your turn signals gives away
your plan to the enemy
13. If you stay on the same road long enough it
eventually has three different names
14. Someone has honked at you because you didnt peel
out the second the light turned green
15. You have honked at someone because they didn't
peel out the second the light turned green
16. All the potholes just add to the excitement of
driving
17. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if
you want to
18. Six inches of snow is considered a dusting
19. Three days of 90 degree heat is definately a
"heat wave" 63 degrees is "on the warm side"
20. You cringe everytime you hear some actor/actress imitate the
"Boston Accent" on TV or in a movie, if you don't have it then
you're never going to get it even if you were born here
21. At the ice cream shop you call chocolate
sprinkles "jimmies"
22. You can go from one side of town to the other in
less than fifteen minutes and see at least fifteen
losers you went to high school with doing the same
thing they were doing when you saw them last
23. The person in front of you is going 70 MPH and
you're cursing them for going too slow
24. You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, and
Cotuit
25. You know what they sell at a "packie"
26. You have never been to cheers
27. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a
tailgator
28. You still try to order curly fries from Burger
King
29. You keep an ice scraper in your car all year
round
30. You know at least three Tony's one Vinnie, and a
Frank
31. Paranoia sets in when you can't see an ATM or
CVS
32. You've pulled out of a side street and used your
car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left
33. You've bragged about saving money at The
Christmas Tree Shop
34. You know what "regular coffee" is
35. You can navigate a rotary without a problem
36. You have been to Fenway Park
37. You refer to the New York Yankees as the devil
38. You feel the rest of the world needs to drive
more like you
39. When someone calls you a "m%$%$%$%$%$%$%$" you take it
as a compliment
40. You use the words "wicked" and "good" in the
same sentence
41. You know what a frappe is
42. Saint Patrticks Day is your second favorite
holiday
43. You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that
the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you
44. You never say "Cape Cod" you say "the cape"
45. You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Science Musuem & Plymouth Plantation in
elementary school
46. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all
in one day
47. You have a special place in your heart for the Worcester
Firefighters
48. You know the Mass Pike and 128 are some strange weather
dividing lines
49. You almost feel dissapointed when someone doesnt
flip you off when you cut them off or steal their
parking space
50. You've gone from I-95 South to I-93 North by driving in a straight line and never changing direction.
51. If you LOVE Newbury Street.
52.. You understand everything just said and passed it on to other m%$%$%$%$%$%$%$s.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF.....
1. You think crosswalks are for wimps
2. You think if someones nice to you they either
want something or they are from out of town and lost
3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in
five seconds
4. You're amazed when traveling out of town that
people at McDonalds actually speak english
5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless
you're touching the bumper of the car in front of
you
6. You know that a yellow light means that at least
five more people can get through and a red one means
two more can
7. The transportation system is known as the "T"
8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost
of your house
9. Subway is a fast food place
10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15
minutes of your house
11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The
Bambino" you know what they're talking about and
believe it too
12. You believe using your turn signals gives away
your plan to the enemy
13. If you stay on the same road long enough it
eventually has three different names
14. Someone has honked at you because you didnt peel
out the second the light turned green
15. You have honked at someone because they didn't
peel out the second the light turned green
16. All the potholes just add to the excitement of
driving
17. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if
you want to
18. Six inches of snow is considered a dusting
19. Three days of 90 degree heat is definately a
"heat wave" 63 degrees is "on the warm side"
20. You cringe everytime you hear some actor/actress imitate the
"Boston Accent" on TV or in a movie, if you don't have it then
you're never going to get it even if you were born here
21. At the ice cream shop you call chocolate
sprinkles "jimmies"
22. You can go from one side of town to the other in
less than fifteen minutes and see at least fifteen
losers you went to high school with doing the same
thing they were doing when you saw them last
23. The person in front of you is going 70 MPH and
you're cursing them for going too slow
24. You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, and
Cotuit
25. You know what they sell at a "packie"
26. You have never been to cheers
27. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a
tailgator
28. You still try to order curly fries from Burger
King
29. You keep an ice scraper in your car all year
round
30. You know at least three Tony's one Vinnie, and a
Frank
31. Paranoia sets in when you can't see an ATM or
CVS
32. You've pulled out of a side street and used your
car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left
33. You've bragged about saving money at The
Christmas Tree Shop
34. You know what "regular coffee" is
35. You can navigate a rotary without a problem
36. You have been to Fenway Park
37. You refer to the New York Yankees as the devil
38. You feel the rest of the world needs to drive
more like you
39. When someone calls you a "m%$%$%$%$%$%$%$" you take it
as a compliment
40. You use the words "wicked" and "good" in the
same sentence
41. You know what a frappe is
42. Saint Patrticks Day is your second favorite
holiday
43. You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that
the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you
44. You never say "Cape Cod" you say "the cape"
45. You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Science Musuem & Plymouth Plantation in
elementary school
46. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all
in one day
47. You have a special place in your heart for the Worcester
Firefighters
48. You know the Mass Pike and 128 are some strange weather
dividing lines
49. You almost feel dissapointed when someone doesnt
flip you off when you cut them off or steal their
parking space
50. You've gone from I-95 South to I-93 North by driving in a straight line and never changing direction.
51. If you LOVE Newbury Street.
52.. You understand everything just said and passed it on to other m%$%$%$%$%$%$%$s.