Ode To The Weatherman.......


Oh to be a weatherman....
No need to be correct....
Just stick your head right out the window
And give it your best guess!

They say its gonna rain today....
Might get a little snow....
Instead we got an inch or two
It seems they never know!

Six computer models to tell us what the heck....
Five of them said 65 and sunny yet theres six inches on the deck!

They say rain....its sunny and warm...
They say clear skies...then theres a storm....
Not sure if I should bring my umbrella
or shovel in the morn!

It must be great to have a job
where its ok to be wrong....
They said the storm would last for days but its already gone!

So do as I do in the morning
when you need to know the conditions.....
Just stick your head out of the window of
the living room or the kitchen!

They tell us daily that meteorology is
not an exact science.....
Then why do they pay these guys so much money to be so unreliant?

:bgi: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi: :bgi:

Nobody wants to make fun of the weatherman? :huh:

i'm my own weatherman, as i'm sure alot of folks here are. look at the weather maps and like larry said - stick your head outside.

I know which way wind blows when I cut the cheese.

I like the weather girls. Even if they suck at thier job they are btter to look at at least.:kewl:

I like the weather girls. Even if they suck at thier job they are btter to look at at least.:kewl:

Have you ever seen one of those occassional features that Chikage Windler does on chan 7? I saw one where she was dressed in shorts and a "belly" shirt. Nice.
:drool:

Swimmers are red

poppers are blue

If you fish Rhody

I will take them all from you


:skulz:

Bait, fish eat



Fish, fish eat

And they eat wood, too, go figure!:jump:

i generally look out the window too....

but other times i consult my crystal ball....

only thing is...Daisey fuentes always pops up

at the beach....again...

see ||
......V

salt water hot

salt water cold

salt water in my waders, nine days old

I don't think fish actually care what the weather is like.