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Raven
11-03-2005, 07:13 PM
home depot is getting sued by a man who was super glued to a public restroom toilet seat..... talk about stress.... and i'm sure he'll win.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html

Squid kids Dad
11-03-2005, 07:45 PM
Damn...That is certainly worse than having no toilet paper...OUCH

Billybob
11-04-2005, 12:57 PM
I bet HD just settles.
What's it worth to be glued to a toilet seat for 15 mins ?.
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Not as bad as the guy who's girlfriend glued his weenie to his stomach while he slept :err:

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People - Just say no to adhesives :bl2:

Jimbo
11-04-2005, 12:58 PM
Something is way wrong with this situation. First, anyone who has used super glue would agree that it probably would have dried before he sat his lard @$$ down on it. Next, he must be the only person on the face of the earth who wouldn't have given the seat (in a public restroom) at least a cursory glance if not actually performing a quick wipe to get the yutz off. I think due course of law will show this to be self inflicted @ss adhesion.

Swimmer
11-05-2005, 11:55 AM
ho sits down on a toilet seat wihout checking it first? Wait I have the answer. It came to me while I was writing the first sentence. THE SAME PERSON WHO DOESN'T WASH HIS HAND AND USING THE TOILET.

Pete_G
11-05-2005, 12:06 PM
Thick cyanacrolate (super glue) can take a surprising amount of time to set up, but just like any other C/A it takes instantly to skin.

I could see it happening, although it does seem unlikely.

fishaholic18
11-05-2005, 01:14 PM
Thick cyanacrolate (super glue) can take a surprising amount of time to set up, but just like any other C/A it takes instantly to skin.

I could see it happening, although it does seem unlikely.

Hmmmmm, that gives me a good idea. :biglaugh:

Gotofish
11-09-2005, 08:31 AM
Heard on the news yesterday that this jerk tried to pull the same thing at a visitor's center where he's from.

I kinda felt bad for him at first, but now....I hope they had to take off all the skin on his arse to remove the toilet seat.

Raven
11-09-2005, 08:37 AM
it was a finger in the chili scam..... oh my :devil:

Swimmer
11-09-2005, 11:44 AM
Read in the Herald this morning 11/09 that this same guy had a problem with a toilet seat in another large chain store about a year ago in the midwest. Nice try, bud.

I just couldn't imagine sitting down anywhere without checking the surface of what I am sitting on. aaarrrrgggggg!

Raven
11-09-2005, 11:56 AM
i always put down toilet paper on top of the seat.
if i have to use a public toilet seat.....
as you never know what kind of fungus is on that thing....
gives me the shakes & eeby geebies just thinkin about it...

and i think the other incident was a copy- cat crime.
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self inflicted @ss adhesion. images/buttons/quote.gif (newreply.php?do=newreply&p=323122)ing jimbo

thats some funny sheot man....:bl: