What's up for the weekend?

Season is winding down, gotta get out once or twice!!!

Other than that - honey doooos...

So what's up?

Im fishing east on saturday and going to united house wrecking on sunday

I'm gonna find more pix for the Hottie thread all weekend. :uhoh:

:ss:

"honey do" project i have been putting off for the last few months is keeping me from the spot i really want to be in this weekend...... have to settle for plan b- i hope it pans out.... fishing is supposed to be fun- this hurts.

Splitting wood on sunday... I'll get out next Thur PM though.

I can hear that fat lady in the distance.

This is a toughie, but I'm going to have to go with :gu:

The fat lady has sung for me...I put the gear away last night.

This weekend I have to cut up a tree that came down in last weeks storm as well as get the yard raked and all the stuff on the deck put away.

Going to spin up a few plugs this weekend. Gonna try some pencil poppers out and see what happens.

I save the Hottie thread searching for work hours.......nothing better to do while I'm sitting on hold w/ tech support..:D

I'm not fishing...
I give up
I'm gonna take up golf again
maybe I'll play in a band (Hi Bill :D)
no more fishing for me
Besides who the F' would spend all night trying to catch a stupid cow-fish anyways
:D:D:D:D

Silly question gets a silly answer, fishing this weekend starting tommorow, stocking the cookie jar tonight.....

Fishing tonight...scalloping and quohoging tomorrow...claming,and oystering on Sunday...next week..eat, eat and then eat more. :drool:

Knitting an afgan :hidin:

We're having a Sweet 16 for my 16 year old angel and 100 of her hormonally turgid teenage friends (yes, I think we made a big mistake). Anyone in the central NJ area Saturday night is welcome to join us, we still have plenty of openings for bouncer, chaperone and crowd control.

We're having a Sweet 16 for my 16 year old angel and 100 of her hormonally turgid teenage friends (yes, I think we made a big mistake). Anyone in the central NJ area Saturday night is welcome to join us, we still have plenty of openings for bouncer, chaperone and crowd control.

Here...You'll need this.

*DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING MY DAUGHTER* [Guys take note.]


Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,
because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long
as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or
hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear
their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please
don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete
idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose
this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your
pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that
your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my
daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in
place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a
"Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to
sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we
should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not
do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you
expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need
from you on this subject is: "early"

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date
other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no
one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make
you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more
than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for
the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a
process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of
just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in
my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places
where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places
where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or
happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my
daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than
overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with
a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature
chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged,
dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing,
merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom,
you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the
truth. I have a shotgun. a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not
trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound
of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near
Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently
tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as
you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain
sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have
brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is
no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Sat - travellng south to do some fishing (could be last time out)

Sun - family

You guys have packed it in too early!! There are fish everywhere! I am not kidding. This place is better now then it has been all fall....really. I've seen more surface action in the last week then the entire season. I am sure it will come to an abrupt end but I plan to fish as long as they are around.

Will probably surf fish thru thanksgiving then pack it in. (I must admit though I cherry pick the nights and only go when it is reasonably comfortable out. I am old and a pussy) Thank GOD for Aquaskinz Hood and gloves...those things are life savers.

- Toggin Sat AM (will toss a few eels at the CH rocks on the way home too :beat: ) This will probably be my last boat trip of 05 :(
- Scalloping sometime over the weekend :drool:
- Surf fishing Sat night. :boots:
- Sunday...Headed to the Gray Lady (Nantucket) for my kids Hockey game (4 HighSpeed Ferry rides and two games will occupy a good part of my day) :usd:

Need more time

I'm head down to Rhode Island for the first time in years? Sorry, locals I have to follow the fish and ths SS has slowed waaay down.

I'm thinking about walking Napa Tree although I'll be the first one to tell you I have no idea what the best approach is. Anyone who has any suggestions drop me PM I would greatly appreciate it.

Have a great weekend everyone!!!

Celebrating my wife's birthday the best way I can think of :smokin:

-spence

Get her a blender :D

Get her a blender :D
Tough crowd :call:

Get her a blender :D
Don't mess with me, I'll use the nuclear option.

-spence

Here...You'll need this.

*DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING MY DAUGHTER* [Guys take note.]


Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,
because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long
as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or
hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear
their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please
don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete
idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose
this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your
pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that
your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my
daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in
place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a
"Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to
sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we
should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not
do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you
expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need
from you on this subject is: "early"

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date
other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no
one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make
you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more
than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for
the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a
process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of
just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in
my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places
where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places
where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or
happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my
daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than
overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with
a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature
chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged,
dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing,
merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom,
you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the
truth. I have a shotgun. a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not
trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound
of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near
Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently
tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as
you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain
sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have
brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is
no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

:bl:

Bernzy

Gonna fish hard tonight.Can't believe there are still this many bass around where I've been fishing.

Do some painting at my dad's house tomorrow.Maybe convince my girlfriend to let me fish tomorrow night too.

Sunday morning I'll do some more fishing and then settle in for the race for the afternoon.

Off to BI tomorrow, fishing fishing and more fishing
I may stop to eat, I heard of a BI Jeff sighting on the
island. I am going to try and score one of those sweet
Night-n-gails

Race??? What? Race Point?

No fishing for me (again) this weekend. Family obligations call. But there will be plenty of eating and drinking! Just what my waistline needs! :)

Work.. :nailem:

Goin out COD fishing Sunday with Jr. off Plymouth last time for the year unless it stays warm
Link Sr.
ps: any swirls or finning bass gonna throw my arsenal of Bernzy pluggage :lasso: :cool:

RE :weekend,, nice and foggy off plymouth hit all the usual spots got a couple keeper cod ,boy it was smooth out there had fun. Probally gonna lay the boat up next weekend.
Link Sr.

no time for fishing, will be moving and stacking 6 cords of wood,my back is screaming already