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Clammer
12-18-2005, 08:04 PM
THIS PICTURE:::

Some of the yuongins on this site call me [[old timer]]

Well go figure .. its true Both F $%^&*( knees are gone , & the back isn,t a whole lot better ..,
Ya they have cut me up a few times / to save my life ================IN THERE OPINION
flunked [ANOTHER} physical last week ;;
take enough meds to keep their stocks up ::
I have to fish with somebody at night /Cuz I can,t see = to tie knots ..,.,
Yep & its true I slipped[Fell] into the water last we / BYE BYE cell phone //
But I got up & went fishing all day ,.,.

Today // Flat ass calm to its [[N O T }} cold .. Well G/S , Slip & myself are going fishing ;; WE meet up & the first thing slip say,s ============= Not hello or a hand shake even through we havn,t find together in over two years============================================= ======= I forgot my AqUASKIN GLOVES // F #$%^&*( Guy is the size of a F #$%^&*()*&^% Tank // Give me a f #$%^&* break // it wasn,t cold / ya don,t need f #$%^&*( gloves ..
Well so much for that // now we have to wait for Got STripers to get all his F $%^&* clothes on // he must have thought we were going to the f #$%^&* North Pole To get Stoned with Santa ><><><<
as the day progresses the f #$%^&*( both of them Gotta PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE // G/S is trying to hold it in & Slip is toooooooooooooooooooo worried about what we are gonna bounce off or into //
Finally Slip has to ask me to go someplace he can [[lean on]] WTF / just f #$%^&*( PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..
About 1 hour later G/S can,t hold it any longer & asked if I,ll take him to shore // He,s got sooooooooooooo much F@#$%^&*( clothes on // it takes him a 1/2 hour to find it & use it ///...,

WE,Ll after all the B $^&s#$%^& I figure we can get back to [[SERIOUS}} fishin // That didn,t last long at // The F #$%^&*( wimps /G/S also has a extra layer with his life vest & slips has one of the pull & release one,s..,

TheY, Are F #$%^&*( COld .. mY feet are cold , when we quittin ??????????? I,ve had it ======
disharted & dejected I leave the fish for another day ............................. so the MONSTER MEN can get warm in the truck & take their wimpy asses back to Massachusetts ...
&&&&&&&&&& the SAGA Continues :lurk:

Karl F
12-18-2005, 08:08 PM
:laughs:
You Go Clam-Man..... :claps: :kewl:

fishaholic18
12-18-2005, 08:23 PM
We Love Ya Clammer.
For an old man...:scream:

justplugit
12-18-2005, 08:50 PM
Ya clammah for an old man you don't do bad. :doh:

Slipknot
12-18-2005, 09:28 PM
:eyes:

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/habsdave3.jpg



keep on tr#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& old timer:bo: :hf1: :wave:

Thanks again for another adventure :btu:
didja notice I packed light this time? I had less stuff than Bob:usd:
whadda ya complainin' about?you caught fish didn't ya?
I never seen a boat guy get outfished by a 9 year old kid fishing from shore no less, before:jump:

fishaholic18
12-18-2005, 09:34 PM
Is that Clammers truck????:scream:

Goose
12-18-2005, 10:01 PM
You haven't changed your line in how many years ?????????....and you own a pair of Aquaskin gloves...lol thats a big WTF!

BigFish
12-18-2005, 10:02 PM
Kind of a scary picture Bruce...I know its a thumb but someone still has their hand down someones pants and I am sure there is only 1 thumb in there!:bl:

Bass Babe
12-18-2005, 10:16 PM
So glad I made it back. :rotf3:

Karl F
12-18-2005, 10:39 PM
OMG Slip....... :D

I remember that.....

BF that's JohnR's truck, in the Viking club parking lot...
them two guys, well.............. :hihi:

:alien: :usd:

piemma
12-19-2005, 05:52 AM
Clammer. WTF are they callin' us old for. neither one of us is 60 yet and we can both out fish, out fight and out F$#@^ these kids!!!

JohnR
12-19-2005, 08:45 AM
OMG Slip....... :D

I remember that.....

BF that's JohnR's truck, in the Viking club parking lot...
them two guys, well.............. :hihi:

:alien: :usd:

I saw that and thought that looked like my truck. Explains a lot too - all that hot air has thinned out the truck's gas... The Polish Curse... I guess I didn't make it out to the truck soon enough that night. But what I don't remember was who "borrowed" the stainless thru-wire from who :tooth:

Had to edit out the picture a little for fear of the having S-B incorrectly labed as "PORN" :hs: :wave: , AGAIN :wall:

MoroneSaxatilis
12-19-2005, 08:50 AM
Had to edit out the picture a little for fear of the having S-B incorrectly labed as "PORN" :hs: :wave: , AGAIN :wall:
..and gay porn, at that

:love:

fishaholic18
12-19-2005, 08:59 AM
Was that the same day that this happened?:rotf3:

Clammer
12-19-2005, 10:15 AM
Paul //two out of thre ain,t bad :musc:

Tony // you read it wrong // Slip has the Aquaskin Gloves / I never change my line :faga:

justplugit
12-19-2005, 02:34 PM
Clammer. WTF are they callin' us old for. neither one of us is 60 yet and we can both out fish, out fight and out F$#@^ these kids!!!

pffft---just a couple of young punks under 60, not even dry behind the ears yet. :doh:
Let me know when yar really old. :yawn: :sleeps:

Clammer
12-19-2005, 03:22 PM
NOt Dry /that cuz she pissed on my head :gf:

Swimmer
12-19-2005, 03:32 PM
Or otherwise known as "BROTHERHOOD OF THE CLAM":lm:

OX
12-19-2005, 05:36 PM
Don't hold it in Mike, tell us how you really feel!:happy: :buds: :cheers: :faga:

Clammer
12-19-2005, 08:16 PM
Hey OX ya Big Guy .WTF ya been :hidin:

Hope all is well & if not F/I :lm:

Raven
12-20-2005, 07:05 AM
Or otherwise known as "BROTHERHOOD OF THE CLAM":lm:

i have the documentation on that....from the Clammer museum

it was called the Ancient Order then.... out on the old fishing fleet.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/clam_doc.jpg

Raven
12-20-2005, 07:54 AM
be on the LOOK out :eyes:

because it's been reported that he often sneaks up on tourists at the beach and scares the CRAP out of them.... as seen in this Photo. :)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/Clam-Scare.jpg

Clammer
12-20-2005, 12:32 PM
ya Sick M$%^&*( F $%^&*(:tm:

Raven
12-22-2005, 10:14 AM
quoting the clammah: North Pole To get Stoned with Santa ><><><<

yep.... shoulda woulda coulda but decided nada.... :o)