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Clammer
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
//Ne3ver Ends!

Fish first bass' of 20006 Hsappy Newyear@! , F$@//* ice, F'n boat on the ////< middle ogf streeet :musc: :exp: :lossinit: :af: :uhuh: :humpty: ??

Slipknot
01-01-2006, 07:40 PM
:huh:
did you launch the boat prematurly?

:( that don't sound good at all:doh:

sorry to hear that clammer

GBOUTDOORS
01-01-2006, 07:53 PM
Sorry to hear that Mike must be the curse of the BLUE FISH on you!!!!!!!! By hte way my phone did not ring agian:doh:

justplugit
01-01-2006, 07:53 PM
:hihi: :kewl: :hihi:

JohnR
01-01-2006, 09:41 PM
Actually - that was me typing on Clammer's computer a little while ago - but it's all true :D ... After the game, we headed to a winter fish spot in the tin boat. First bass of 06 was on before 5pm and Mike and I ended up with close to 30 micros to mid twenty inch fish between us....It was cold, cold enough that the water collecting on the guides was freezing quickly enough to cause considerable drag on the line :err: But then the action started.

Driving back to the Clammster's house with the boat and trailer making all kinds of noise as usual, going up the main drag bouncing here and fro, heard the noise of a trailer winch quickly unwinding and then - silence. The 16' tin boat was laying in the middle of the main drag :huh: . It ripped off ther trailer strap and the backup safety chain. Luckily a few people stopped by and helped us lift the boat back onto the trailer....

On BREIF inspection, the boat looks OK and the motor looked fine as well but will need to wait until tomorrow to be certain - always an adventure :buds: :wiggle:

Mike - thanks again for the trip!

BigFish
01-01-2006, 10:08 PM
I wish I could speak Clammerease......I can't understand a thing he is saying!:huh:

Swimmer
01-01-2006, 10:20 PM
Bigfish, thier are some things that are more fun in life that would cease being fun when they are completely understood, such as the written word of the Clammer. Reading the Clammer is like trying to understand James Joyce, Ulysses. :hihi:

JohnR
01-01-2006, 10:42 PM
Actually - that was me trying to impersonate the clammer....

BigFish
01-01-2006, 11:20 PM
That stinks about the boat...hope she is ok Clammer!:btu:

Clammer
01-02-2006, 12:58 AM
Everthing will be fine its Only a f #$%^&*((*&^ boat /// & we has a great time fishing // F #$%^&*( ice kept freezing on the guides //

2006 is off to some f #$%^&*()* start

piemma
01-02-2006, 05:46 AM
John:
Thanks for the english translation.
Mike:
Hope the boats OK. I'll try to call you today. I gotta work although I hear everyone else is off.

Raven
01-02-2006, 08:13 AM
about the boat fallin off that is....

thats a wild way to start the new year for sure...

but congratulations on catching the first stripers...

but....they don't count right? cuz they were

caught in a boat... for the first caught fish

contest this year....:sick: i mean...

JohnR
01-02-2006, 08:46 AM
about the boat fallin off that is....

thats a wild way to start the new year for sure...

but congratulations on catching the first stripers...

but....they don't count right? cuz they were

caught in a boat... for the first caught fish

contest this year....:sick: i mean...

Maybe they don't count in a technical sense but the boat did spend a significant enough amount of time ON THE GROUND testerday that we could cut it some slack :hihi:

Goose
01-02-2006, 09:01 AM
Did you guys remember to put the plug in or did you just let the hole freeze up with water?:tm:

Bill L
01-02-2006, 09:09 AM
Thats why its a good idea to always trailer with the motor in the up position:tooth:

Whats another dent anyways:rotf2:

Raven
01-02-2006, 09:24 AM
John your a master of words and inuendos i have to admit....

your funny... :lasso:

Clammer
01-02-2006, 03:28 PM
I,M BACK :jump:

fishaholic18
01-02-2006, 03:30 PM
I,M BACK :jump:
Stay clear of the RIPTA boat this time, icebergs too...:bl:

Raven
01-02-2006, 04:16 PM
that you didnt have a picture of you
in the boat in the middle of the road fishin...

that woulda been a HOOT :jump:

justplugit
01-02-2006, 04:30 PM
I,M BACK :jump:

When did ya ever leave. :huh:


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Clammer
01-02-2006, 05:06 PM
NO ferry this year /////////////

dave in case you didn,t know I had been undercovers for a couple of days :drool:

justplugit
01-02-2006, 05:11 PM
More like under cover. :hihi: :D

Raven
01-02-2006, 05:20 PM
When did ya ever leave. :huh:


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AT Hotel California:
he can check out anytime he wants
but he can never leave....

maybe in his own mind....
but never in ours.

Fishpart
01-02-2006, 07:04 PM
New meaning to bringing it up close.....

Squid kids Dad
01-02-2006, 07:59 PM
The hell with( the*&^^%& boat..as long as it ^&&^%&&* floats The main thing is you caught F*&*&^%^& FISH...Happy f&&%^%& New Year!!!!!

Karl F
01-02-2006, 08:24 PM
NO ferry this year /////////////

dave in case you didn,t know I had been undercovers for a couple of days :drool:

Waht the f@#%?? ya sayin? Clamman getting f@#%^&in luckY?:humpty: :lm: :humpty: :smokin:






Mike, glad ta hear you, and the boat are OK. :D
Congrats to you, and the boss, on your first 06 fish. :)

fishaholic18
01-02-2006, 09:26 PM
NO ferry this year /////////////

dave in case you didn,t know I had been undercovers for a couple of days :drool:
:tm: :tm:

Clammer
01-02-2006, 09:33 PM
SKD GREAT



K/L YEP :lm:

RIROCKHOUND
01-04-2006, 04:06 PM
Mike;
how'd the boat fair on closer inspection?
We didnt pick it up today, too much snow/ice plowed infront of the storage garage in Kingston....
Another road/boat story
Our 24ft RoMarine spilled out a few years back (before I was here) when a reputible marina told us they could drive the boat and trailer to their shop with busted springs... oops.. busted the axle and out she went.... no major damage, they made a tough old boat. glad to see that his son (dave) is making boats again!

Clammer
01-04-2006, 10:52 PM
I havn,t checked it out // I,ll know when I put her in the water again/////:devil:

Raven
01-04-2006, 11:04 PM
chew fast......:usd:

Clammer
01-05-2006, 01:54 AM
GO to F #$%^&*( Bed =Farmer:usd:

Raven
01-05-2006, 05:22 AM
Sleeping isn't my strong suit....i tend to power nap only as needed
and that way i have more time. My freakin desk was collapsing
under the weight of my HUGE monitor that weighs like 75 pounds.
I had been up since 3 am fixing it and rebuilding my office again
and had reached critical meltdown. :splat::splat:

RIROCKHOUND
01-05-2006, 07:08 AM
I havn,t checked it out // I,ll know when I put her in the water again/////:devil:

good answer.... :D

Clammer
01-05-2006, 07:48 AM
Good f #$%^&* morning everyone :huh:

Raven
01-05-2006, 07:52 AM
Clammer....... how ya doin?

Clammer
01-05-2006, 08:15 AM
Good RAV // Thanks Mike :bounce: :bounce:

justplugit
01-05-2006, 11:20 AM
Good RAV // Thanks Mike :bounce: :bounce:

Yahoo, another day,another adventure. :happy: :bounce: :happy:

:jump:

:ss:


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Clammer
01-05-2006, 12:28 PM
Always a F #$%^&*( adventure =day or night :eyes:

DId you get anything in the mail// Dave ?????:spidey:

The Iceman 6
01-05-2006, 12:58 PM
John -

Excellent impersonation of Clammer by the way....

Clammer
01-05-2006, 02:34 PM
I-6 he only wished -he spelt way tooooooooooooooooooo many F #$%^&*( words wrong :rocketem:

Raven
01-05-2006, 03:34 PM
now i'm an friggan insomniac too....
and i'm taken all the vitamin S stuff :doh:
sex aint helping either... i sleep maybe four or five hours
and then BING :shocked: on go my lights....
i just have to get back to doing something.
walking around in a stupor half of the time....:sleeps:

more restless than a caged panther.....

Clammer
01-05-2006, 04:02 PM
f #$%^&*( just shoot ya self ==WTF ya ain,t tried that :rocketem:

Raven
01-05-2006, 04:16 PM
sets your karmic developement back 1000 years...

its definately frowned apon when ya reach the pearly gates and they open the golden book....

the guy looks ya up...then says sorry
and pulls the lever and down to hell you go....:sick:

justplugit
01-05-2006, 06:14 PM
DId you get anything in the mail// Dave ?????:spidey:

Mike, are you referring to what u sent and i received on 12/31. :huh:
If so i sent you a PM titled Clamah Claus on 12/31 at 4:49 pm, and posted on Scuppers--Clammah Claus thread on 12/31 post #36.

If ya sent somethin else i didn't get it yet.:doh: Forwarded you another copy of the PM in case it went over your head. :sleeps::huh::smokin: :huh: :buds: :lm: :D

Raven
01-05-2006, 06:47 PM
careful what you click on...
like yesterday i recieved a double email from you
on the wrens :huh:
always check your outbox and or sent items folder

Clammer
01-05-2006, 09:54 PM
F #$%^&* EVERYONE //

Going back undercovers:gf:

Nebe
01-05-2006, 10:03 PM
Clammer :bounce:

Clammer
01-06-2006, 12:46 AM
NEBE :bounce: :bounce:

Clammer
01-08-2006, 07:19 PM
The Boat Don,t F @#$%^&*( Leak
&
The Motor F #$%^&*( still Runs :huh:

Karl F
01-08-2006, 07:28 PM
:kewl:
:claps:

Nebe
01-08-2006, 07:43 PM
gheese, you and ed were in south county and you didnt stop by??

sheesh :hs::huh: :bl:

Clammer
01-08-2006, 08:07 PM
After the ass kickin Ed got he didn,t wanna stop anywhere :wave:

Nebe
01-08-2006, 09:38 PM
:hihi:

Fishpart
01-09-2006, 06:46 AM
Anybody can catch schoolies.........Except Me :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

janiejones
01-09-2006, 08:13 AM
I wish I could speak Clammerease......I can't understand a thing he is saying!:huh:

Me neither. :uhuh:

Clammer
01-09-2006, 09:28 AM
J/J

I love Your sweet A Ss :uhuh: Ya Understand that ????:angel:

denis
01-09-2006, 09:40 AM
Fishpart

you have to have someone call clamma and when he's on the phone you can catch some fish then repeat the procces,I know it works.

Clammer
01-09-2006, 10:58 AM
Denis this is a good week / But it looks like they went into a nite bite:sleeps:

janiejones
01-09-2006, 12:48 PM
J/J

I love Your sweet A Ss :uhuh: Ya Understand that ????:angel:

Yes, yes I do. :uhuh:
:gu:

Clammer
01-09-2006, 02:21 PM
:bounce: :bounce: J/J good now send me a f #$%^&*( photo [[Clothes ]] opitional // see if ya all woman ..:humpty: :humpty:

Nebe
01-09-2006, 02:32 PM
clammmmmmer :gf:

piemma
01-09-2006, 06:10 PM
What the hell you doin' with a surf rod in a F&%^%##^% boat?

Clammer
01-10-2006, 01:17 AM
That ain,t no f #$%^&*9 surf rod /that,s my TALK_TO_ME rod :whackin:

janiejones
01-10-2006, 12:24 PM
:bounce: :bounce: J/J good now send me a f #$%^&*( photo [[Clothes ]] opitional // see if ya all woman ..:humpty: :humpty:

:topic:

Look how cute I am! :gu:

Clammer
01-10-2006, 02:15 PM
:topic: woman are NEVER off topic // lucky AK47 :bounce: :bounce:

Clammer
01-10-2006, 08:20 PM
First snapped line of the year // F #$%^&*(*& surf fishing / back to the BOAT

My F @#$%^&*() backup rod got run over by some as s h ole on a F #$%^&*((*& bike /// Like I really some help F #$%^*6 up my gear .. he didn,t say he was sorry [[ a ss ho le ]] .. a waterballoo:n filled with mono /brought a quick f #$%^&*(* stop to his bike ride / M #$%^&*( F #$%^&*( C$%^&* S#$%^&* S$%^ of a B##$%^&*(*& :realmad: :realmad:

JohnR
01-10-2006, 09:36 PM
First snapped line of the year // F #$%^&*(*& surf fishing / back to the BOAT

My F @#$%^&*() backup rod got run over by some as s h ole on a F #$%^&*((*& bike /// Like I really some help F #$%^*6 up my gear .. he didn,t say he was sorry [[ a ss ho le ]] .. a waterballoo:n filled with mono /brought a quick f #$%^&*(* stop to his bike ride / M #$%^&*( F #$%^&*( C$%^&* S#$%^&* S$%^ of a B##$%^&*(*& :realmad: :realmad:

Clam Man - not sure if you noticed but your fly was down in one of those photos... Its OK though, the Rabbit was not, Repeat NOT, peaking out of the hole....

fishaholic18
01-10-2006, 09:48 PM
Clam Man - not sure if you noticed but your fly was down in one of those photos... Its OK though, the Rabbit was not, Repeat NOT, peaking out of the hole....
Looking at old men's crotches now???:rotf3:

Clammer
01-10-2006, 09:48 PM
Ya Raven told me ========= now he has it [HUNG] on his wall ...:hang:

larger fish tonight :spidey:

JohnR
01-10-2006, 10:19 PM
Hey - what day should I be sick this week?? I've never done that for fishing but I might this weeek...

Clammer
01-10-2006, 11:44 PM
FRIDAY :conf:

Fishpart
01-11-2006, 07:39 AM
First snapped line of the year // F #$%^&*(*& surf fishing / back to the BOAT

My F @#$%^&*() backup rod got run over by some as s h ole on a F #$%^&*((*& bike /// Like I really some help F #$%^*6 up my gear .. he didn,t say he was sorry [[ a ss ho le ]] .. a waterballoo:n filled with mono /brought a quick f #$%^&*(* stop to his bike ride / M #$%^&*( F #$%^&*( C$%^&* S#$%^&* S$%^ of a B##$%^&*(*& :realmad: :realmad:

What's up with all that ???? Sounds like somone needs a stick in thier spokes or you need to fish in a field of nails :devil:

janiejones
01-11-2006, 08:44 AM
First snapped line of the year // F #$%^&*(*& surf fishing / back to the BOAT

My F @#$%^&*() backup rod got run over by some as s h ole on a F #$%^&*((*& bike /// Like I really some help F #$%^*6 up my gear .. he didn,t say he was sorry [[ a ss ho le ]] .. a waterballoo:n filled with mono /brought a quick f #$%^&*(* stop to his bike ride / M #$%^&*( F #$%^&*( C$%^&* S#$%^&* S$%^ of a B##$%^&*(*& :realmad: :realmad:

Are you okay dear?

Saltheart
01-11-2006, 08:46 AM
Forget the Rabbit its the one eyed snake we are worried about. :devil:

Clammer
01-11-2006, 09:43 AM
J/J Please come =make it better :kewl:

Karl F
01-11-2006, 11:52 AM
The mark of a good fisherman Clammah... Always throwing his "line" out there :hihi:... ya never know, you just might catch something that way :kewl:.... U bein U... luv it :hihi: