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missing link
01-27-2006, 08:23 PM
:yak6:
Tuesday 1/31/ 2006 would any one like a copy of the video?
I just love being in my 50's ,it's all good.:err:
Link SR

Raider Ronnie
01-27-2006, 08:25 PM
female doctor ?

chris L
01-27-2006, 08:27 PM
as long as there werent any lumps all is good . I have a hard enough time dealing with a finger in an exit only area . or corn , spinach and oreos

not that there isnt anything wrong with those that enjoy it .

basswipe
01-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Have some humus before you have a colonoscopy.

chris L
01-27-2006, 08:31 PM
stool softner . here ya go doc

missing link
01-27-2006, 08:39 PM
if there any 100$ up there I'll give them 2 bass wipe& chris L:bgi:

chris L
01-27-2006, 08:45 PM
ya know , I think its the worst thing about being a guy . I mean woman tempted us with the apple and they pay monthly , but man couldnt we have like ingrown toenails instead of egress
invasion

missing link
01-27-2006, 08:47 PM
Oh yea, the finger, I turned to the doctor and asked , does this include drinks and dinner while his hands were on my shoulders
LINK SR:err:
" was that a finger?"

basswipe
01-27-2006, 08:48 PM
ya know , I think its the worst thing about being a guy . I mean woman tempted us with the apple and they pay monthly , but man couldnt we have like ingrown toenails instead of egress
invasion

Hmm......................

Slingah
01-27-2006, 09:09 PM
try getting the camera in the front ...with no meds....YOWWWZZZAH:shocked:

Moses
01-27-2006, 09:22 PM
I thank my Dad (successful prostate cancer removal) every time I have a dr appt. Usually don't have the pleasure of the finger exam until you are 40 but because my family has a history, I get them now (started when I was 33)!!

As Chevy Chase states in Fletch, I say loudy; "Mooon Riivveerrr"........

chris L
01-27-2006, 09:26 PM
no way its more like you mother ^%%^(%(

Tburg
01-27-2006, 10:21 PM
HMMMM - Nothing like paying a co -pay for someone to violate you....I had one done in my mid twenty's,,,Oh that was fun...luckly nothing bad ....then 2 winter ago a doctor decided Mr. Hemroid and his friends needed to go thier speperate ways.....some bad memories came flooding back and almost crashed my truck a few time driving home from the procedure they failed to tell me I might not feel to good after it is done..... Like I said nothing like getting violated and paying for it....Sucks getting older but at least we are getting older above ground.....

striperjerk1
01-28-2006, 07:04 AM
[if there any 100$ up there I'll give them 2 bass wipe& chris funny, i told em they could keep whatever they found.

Swimmer
01-28-2006, 12:52 PM
After you get the little shot you never even know its over until they tell you.

Jay Dog
01-28-2006, 05:57 PM
Get a copy of the video so the next time your wife says your head is up your *ss you can prove it's not. Actually in my 1 experience with it the purging and cleaning before hand was worse then the actual procedure. They give you a little happy juice and your actually concious thru the whole thing.

Backbeach Jake
01-28-2006, 06:55 PM
Up scope! poop.poop.poop. Oh, the indignities of the ageing! At least with the 'scope, he won't be asking for his rings back.

Swimmer
01-28-2006, 09:41 PM
I hope all is well Link.......:bshake:

missing link
01-30-2006, 02:49 PM
Monday afternoon :err: way to much jello & juice & chicken broth
thank god vodka & tonic's are CLEAR liquid
LINK SR:bo:

reelecstasy
01-30-2006, 02:54 PM
:yak6:
Tuesday 1/31/ 2006 would any one like a copy of the video?
I just love being in my 50's ,it's all good.:err:
Link SR
50's? I had one at 30, ya good time...and contious sedation? oxymoron much??? afterwards the nurse just kept smiling at me and asking, "do you remember what you were saying?" :huh: no clue, but I can just imagine...
Hope all is "going" ok for ya buddy...

TheSpecialist
01-30-2006, 03:12 PM
afterwards the nurse just kept smiling at me and asking, "do you remember what you were saying?"

I know what I would have been saying.....

denport
01-30-2006, 04:05 PM
As Chevy Chase states in Fletch, I say loudy; "Mooon Riivveerrr"........
"Usin' the whole hand doc?":eek5: :bshake: :shocked:

Saltheart
01-30-2006, 04:25 PM
The procedure is easy , its the day and night before getting "cleaned out" that is murder!! :(

reelecstasy
01-30-2006, 04:27 PM
The procedure is easy , its the day and night before getting "cleaned out" that is murder!! :(
:bl: :bl: you ain't kidding, that is some crazy chit:err: :shocked:

eelman
01-30-2006, 04:51 PM
:bl: :bl: you ain't kidding, that is some crazy chit:err: :shocked:

I had two of them and the worst part is drinking that stuff !

Moses
01-30-2006, 05:15 PM
"Usin' the whole hand doc?":eek5: :bshake: :shocked:

"Well, I didn't find anything" - Doc
"I'm sure it wasn't from a lack of trying" - Fletch:laugha:

ThrowingTimber
01-30-2006, 06:29 PM
You gonna sound like an evinrude when they pull that bad boy out!!! :laughs:

missing link
01-31-2006, 02:02 PM
Things went fine, the drugs :claps: can't remember a thing
thank you Link sr

chris L
01-31-2006, 02:04 PM
thats good news .

redneck24
01-31-2006, 02:42 PM
:hidin:

missing link
01-31-2006, 06:21 PM
can't wait 5 years till next one :smokin:

castn4bass
02-02-2006, 01:06 PM
no chile for u at plugfest! Your O ring is loose now!!