What are some of the best quotes you have heard from people?? This has something to do with my final project due in june for history, i'm doing it now, so i can just relax when everyone else is scrambleing to get theirs done. :bl: Basically what i'm doing is making up a song, with parts of other songs and basically putting them together, kinda like a remixed song.. the song has to represent my view of america and other people that i know opinions. :cputin:

I wish I was back in school :lurk:
You can quote me on that :hihi:

out of context

regarding the rulers and law makers of this country compared to pirates of the high seas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only one difference, they rob the poor under cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage."



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Heard this one from a good ole' southern boy when I was in the Navy. Still one of the funniest saying I have ever heard

"He had a smile on his face bigger than a mule $hittin Peach Pits"


and here are a couple of quotes from one of my Favorite Movies....any guesses as to the movie.

"The sea is calm you said. Peaceful. Calm above, but below a world of gliding monsters preying on their fellows. Murderers, all of them. Only the strongest teeth survive. And who's to tell me it's any different here on board, or yonder on dry land?"

"we do not deal with justice here, but with the law"

Life is like a tomato.
First it ripens, then it rots.
So, enjoy your fruits while they are plentiful.


A Bomba original

"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
A conservative is a liberal who has been robbed."

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Two -

MLK Jr. -
"A threat to justice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"

Master Chief Lovette USS Arleigh Burke DDG-51 -
"Do a job right and you do a job once"

"my mistake, 4 coffins"

"even a broken clock is right twice a day"

Boss: What we've got here is failure to communicate.

"Just remember when your pointing that finger at someone else...there's three pointing right back at you."

Boss: What we've got here is failure to communicate.

"now i can be a nice guy, or i can be one real mean sum bitch, its all up to you"

Mark Twain on golf:

"A great way to ruin a nice walk"

"No wonder you are sick, you are full of puke!"

You cant squeeze your a$$ cheeks after you've already S#$%%T the bed.

"That's what they get for building a ballpark so close to the ocean" -Oil Can Boyd after being informed that that night's game in Cleveland had been cancelled due to fog

"you put enough monkees at enough typewriters and eventually you'll get a sentence"

"i think a screw fell out of it sir, screws fall out all the time the world's an imperfect place"

"you set em' up and i'll knock em' back, lloyd, one by one"

"people have always been fascinated about bridges, i've been more fascinated what goes on underneath them"

"dont you look at me so smug
and say i'm going bad
who are you to judge me
and the life that i live?"

"when the grey hair is dead, magua will eat his heart. before he dies, magua will put his children under the knife, so the grey hair will know his seed is wiped out forever"

"Hey Al, You got a Nutcracker?"

"You're Lookin' at Her"

Last words by a General " They couldn't hit an elephant a that dista......."

" The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

-George Costanza

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHI%$ER'S FULL"

" your name is, gay fokker"

Good fences make good neighbors. (Robert Frost)

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another (Charles #^&#^&#^&#^&ens)

you can't put a nail where a spike once lay. :hihi:

" It ain't over 'til it's over "

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

" I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"

" It's deja vu all over again"


" When you come to a fork in the road....Take it "

" I didn't really say everything I said "


" I want to thank you for making this day necessary"
......... Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947

On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh " We made too many wrong mistakes"


" You can observe a lot by watching "

" The future ain't what it used to be "

" It gets late early out here"

" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be "

" If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them "


yogi berra

Ray Nagin in the midst of Katrina Chaos:

"Of course they are looting these people are Jonesin, Man".

Everyone has a purpose in life . For some its only to serve as a bad example. :)

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Here's a few of my favorites:
When you're dumb, you suffer.

Even the blind chicken gets a piece of corn.

If it doesn't matter who wins, then why do they keep score?

" I'm as happy as a clam at high tide"

" I'm gonna take you out like the trash"

" Don't write a check with your mouth your a$$ can't cash"

"Are you talking to me"

"See this :vamp: watch out for that:devil2: "

" YO Momma gon na knock you out"

" Told ya so"
Link Sr.:eyes:

Don't eat anything bigger than your head.
Don't stand up in a canoe.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."


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Don't you know who I think I am?

Can't put a square peg in a round hole.

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

If you can read this, thank a teacher... If you are reading it in English thank a veteran!!!
SENATOR JOHN GLENN

Don't eat anything bigger than your head.
Don't stand up in a canoe.
u kill me :laughs:

If you can read this, thank a teacher... If you are reading it in English thank a veteran!!!
SENATOR JOHN GLENN

Yeah Man!

Best quote ever !!!

You talking to me ?
Robert Deniro, Taxi driver !

it is what it is. belichick

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different.
T. S. Eliot

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Elliot

The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.
elliot

There is not a more repulsive spectacle than on old man who will not forsake the world, which has already forsaken him.
elliot

Our high respect for a well read person is praise enough for literature.
elliot

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths -your abilities and your failings.
elliot

I believe in God like I believe in the sun rise. Not because I can see it, but because I can see all that it touches.

cs lewis

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
lewis

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
lewis

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
lewis

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis. Dante Alighieri

Oh I cant believe no one gave up this one yet!!!

"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, feed him for a lifetime!"


"Lifes too short"


oh and of course we cant forget about gramps in grumpy old men when he said ....."you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first!"

You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose.But you can't wipe your friends under the table.

"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, feed him for a lifetime!"

I like this,
"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, and you can sell him fishing equipment"

Festus on GUNSMOKE once told a fella "I'll put knots on your head faster n you can rub em".That's pretty good.

"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." JFK

"I am not a crook" RN

“Mr. Gorbachov tare down these walls!”? RR

" I did not have sexual relations with that woman" WJC

"all depends on what your definition of sex is" WJC

Sherwood Lincoln- Rivers End B+T - when asked by a customer wearing the latest in Patagonia and Orvis if he had a chance to catch anything..... "Not by the looks of ya"

"I'm gonna beat you like a Red-Headed Step-Child"


“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.” - Ted Nugent

A few from the great General Patton....

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”

“No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.”

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

Oh I cant believe no one gave up this one yet!!!


you just did !

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Few movie quotes:

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky

We're on a mission from God

Kaiser Soze was a myth in the criminal world. As the story was said, he was just a small dope dealer, but ran into some big trouble. His enemies went to his house to show him that he had stepped over his line and had to step back and learn a lesson. They were going to kill his family in front of him after they raped his wife. "Then he showed these men of will what will really was." Rather then wanting to see his family live after this, he killed them himself. He shot his two children and his wife in the head and then taught the attackers a lesson. This is a story about five men that get suckered into working for this legend with out their knowledge. But pay close attention, there are clues all over the place. "He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Kaiser Soze will get you. Keaton always said 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze. You think you can catch Kaiser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. And after that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again....

Spacey in Usual Suspects

From The movie "Jerimiah Johnson"

"Why is he yelling at me?"

"Because he's scared of ya"

From "Jaws"

"You got city hands hooper"

"Cage goes in the water, you go in the cage, sharks in water"

" I"m talking about sharkin for a living, were not fishin for tommy cod or bluegills Chief"

"Catch'n some stripers Mrs brody, be back for dinner"


From the "perfect Strom"

" The flemish cap? you may as well steam to portugal"

"Your a goddamn swordboat captain"

"Lotta fish, lotta weather"

Billy the "greek"

"You can catch all the school bass you want, I dont talk in inches, I talk in pounds, what separates the men from the boys is weight"

what was his name gerbal no no no thata ptown thing it was roger verbal kint yeah thats the gimps name

"The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist".

"The taxidermist gonna have a heart attack chief when he see's what I brung him"-Jaws- Go to love quint!

"Hey I know you, we went to different schools together"

More Jaws!!

"Quint radio in, we need a bigger boat"

"He cant stay down with three barrels on him chief, not three"

"bumped into a friend of mine chief, herbie robinson, ball player and boatsman mate, he was bobbin up and down like a top...well.......he had been bitten in half below the waist."

"i did not inhale"

Not exactly that profound but funny....

-R Lee Ermy in Platoon.." you grab-astic piece of Walrus Sh#@, I'll..."

-Bernie Mac on taking care of kids, "Keep it up boy and I'll split your head down to the white meat!"

he he, you guys are good! :hihi:

This is one of my Dad's classics. He'd walk by and smack me in the head (not hard) and say "That's for nothin' now do somethin'"

This is one of my Dad's classics. He'd walk by and smack me in the head (not hard) and say "That's for nothin' now do somethin'"


i gotta start using that one.. :rotfl:

A few I learned in Texas.

He's tighter than a gnat with hass but strechted over a rain barrel full of piranha.

That dog won't hunt. used to express disbeleif

Dumber than a box of rocks

We've howdied but we haven't shook

This ain't my first rodeo.

She's thin as a bar of soap after a hard day's washin

Faster than a duck on a June bug

Tighter than a power line after a blue norther


thats a fewe have fun:scatter:

stupid is as stupid does! GUMP

If I wanted your opinion i'd give it to ya!

One a these days, Alice.....BANG, ZOOM

"Don't Fillett a Can of Tuna witrh a HedgeTrimmer" JohnR:hihi:

Most people go through life wondering if they've made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem.
Ronald Reagan

Well i started working on the remix and this is what i have right now so far.. so umm.. lemme know what you think..

www.melodysgardeningservice.com/katie/finished.mp3

i uploaded it onto my moms server, i seem to have misplaced my blank cds.. :)

"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -Ronald Reagan-

When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."

- Thomas Jefferson

kATIE, that is a great job!!!!! I love it !

If you new you were gonna die tomorrow and had something to say
What would it be and to who?
Man, what are you waiting for?

"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -Ronald Reagan-


I've always like that one.

When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."

- Thomas Jefferson

And that one.

Another of my Dad's classics....

when ever you would fall down he would say " get up I got a bet on ya"

My dad was a man of few words :D

well being from woonsocket one of my favorites is: "park tha cars side-by-each"

Bill Clinton: "I did not inhale"

George W. : "I'm a compassionate conservative"

I didn't say they were true, and you can quote me on that! LOL

Armand

"Everything in moderation, including moderation." Mark Twain

First they ignore you; then they mock you; then they punish you; then you win." Mahatama Ghandi

In any civilized society, it is every citizen's responsibility to obey just laws. But at the same time, it is every citizen's responsibility to disobey unjust laws. -- Martin Luther King Jr.

The first casualty when war comes is the truth. -- California Senator Hiram Johnson, 1917

It is better do die on your feet than live a lifetime on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata

Any fool can make a rule, and Every fool will follow it. -- Henry David Thoreau

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. -- Seneca, A.D. 65

"America; first we fight for our freedom, then we make laws to take it away."-- Alfred E. Newman

Mark Twain - "When I left home at the age of eighteen, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I returned at twenty-one, I was amazed at how much he had learned in three years."

Churchill - "Never in the annals of recorded history have so many owed so much to so few." (After the Battle of Britain)

??? - "It is better to remain silent and thought to be a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Elaine - "You mean it shrinks?" Jerry - "Like a frightened turtle!"

??? - "Success is a journey, not a destination."

??? - "I thought I was a poor man because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet."

??? - "I thought I was a poor man because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet."


i've heard the story on this.... and i can not remember who said it.... but its a story everyone should hear

you guys are definitly into this.... :bl: it's awsome

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